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stupidity:
I was sucking her pvssy like mad when she suddenly pissed on my face, I angrily asked why she did that, she said its normal for girls and its called squirting.
She came around today and had my dlck in my mouth singing praises on it, the urge to piss hold me, I had to piss inside her mouth, she jumped up angrily and asked me what's the meaning of that, I simply replied with "its normal, its called pissing" she got vexed and left, she even refused picking my call till now!!
Please what should I do to calm her?

Is this hypothetical or true life story If its the initial, your hypothesis does not reflect your intention and if the latter, i can prove it to you that you lied even in your imagination.

ezteem:
Wait wait wait ...op wait ....
The truth is, you are a liar, a big one, if guys can relate to this then you are a liar, its very hard or impossible to pass urine when sexually erect, even when you wake in the morning, and you are hard, and you go to pee, it doesn't just comeout until it calms abit....the urethra will never serve two purpose at once, remember that the body affairs is controlled by the brain, and once you are sexually activated, you bladder is shut. That's why you feel like peeing 1-3minutes after cumming ...

So you mean to tell me she got you sexually erect and was sucking you off.. And you peed?

Keep trying mehn,, keep trying ... Your imagination is sour .very very,,, girls who pee as a result of vaginal stimulation couldn't hold the pee anylonger, their bladder couldn't hold the good feeling so it let's go. Please know your facts.....VIRGIN BOY ...know your facts boy

I think we should have Nairaland Police Force. The people posting lies here should be arrested and purnished without delay.

grad2012:
Your love

I love your DP

You will need an Article of 50,000 pages volume 1 to 20 just to understand what women wants.

ATM
ATM
ATM
ATM
ATM
ATM
ATM
ATM
ATM
ATM
ATM
ATM
ATM
ATM
ATM
ATM
ATM
However, not just an ATM, the one that can outrightly deliver the fatal blow.

Cos you are Mrs Fani Femi Kayode

Mr Left will keep moving to the left.

Madness at it peak

missKiffy:
Hmmm

Hmm

Signed

IamLEGEND1:
How big is his díck?

2.3inches

Khd95:
Dem don carry ur pan.t go babalawo side

You are into both

timmycris:
Giant of africa

Toothless giants

successiam:
joke

Of the century

Hmm

Have not seen this guy play for the super chickens now

Speechless3:
i wont say a thing

I see

Ursino:
This one sef follow?

Follow wetin

PDPwayoo:
yet u masturbate everyday watching oyibo porn

Badt guy

allanphash7:
This babe look like pea in the promise sope opera series

Are you sure

I was here

kennyman2000:
Where is the big booty?

I wonder oo

kullozone:
Her yansh looks hard.

It's called FORMOST HARD YNARSH

Seunaj05:
B

Butt

Badboiz:
Na wah oo, nothing we no go see

I dey tell you

osaslord500:

Pele

Ok

nicedas:
j.

Jesus

Saraki! Saraki!! Saraki!!! How many times did i call you