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PoliticsRe: Obi Defeats Tinubu, Atiku In Nasarawa State by Coyeter: 6:43pm On Feb 27, 2023
Catch a fly, put it in a bottle and cover with the lid. After some time, take off the lid. Fly will still keep moving within the bottle.
Me: it's freedom time guys
Housefly: I am used to been here bro.

Lessons: Some slaves enjoy slavery even when opportunities to be free comes
PoliticsRe: Labour Party Rejects Collation Of Results Of Presidential Election by Coyeter:

PoliticsRe: Adebanjo: Tinubu Had Always Won In Lagos Through Thuggery, Bribery by Coyeter: 1:03pm On Feb 27, 2023

PoliticsRe: Children Injured As Boko Haram Attacks Voters In Borno Community (Photos) by Coyeter:

PoliticsRe: Kaduna Govt Warns Residents Against Protests Over Presidential Results by Coyeter: 10:06pm On Feb 26, 2023
Catch a fly, put it in a bottle and cover with the lid. After some time, take off the lid. Fly will still keep moving within the bottle.
Me: it's freedom time guys
Housefly: I am used to been here bro.

Lessons: Some slaves enjoy slavery even when opportunities to be free comes
PoliticsRe: See The Moment President Buhari And His Entire Household Voted Tinubu (Pictures) by Coyeter: 12:51pm On Feb 25, 2023
PoliticsRe: EFCC Arrests Cletus Tyokyaa, Benue PDP Governorship Campaign DG With ₦100,000 by Coyeter:

PoliticsRe: Soldiers Arrest APC Member At Mararaba Polling Unit Over Fake INEC List by Coyeter: 12:02pm On Feb 25, 2023
All BRT money goes to Tinubu's nephew.
All market levies go to Tinubu's daughter
All billboard levies go to Tinubu's son
All taxes and tolls levies go to Tinubu

When I look at the billions Tinubu is taking home monthly just because he is Lagos ex-governor and I look at how Peter Obi rejected everything, including his gratuity, I must confess I am very tempted to vote Obi.

But then I started salivating at the possibility of

1. President Bola Tinubu in charge of the Treasury & NDLEA (to check heroin trafficking)
2. Vice President Shettima in charge of Security and Counter Terrorism (like he promised)
3. Senior Advocate Festus Keyamo as Attorney General
4. Nasir El-rufai as Minister of Defense
5. Ganduje as Minister of Finance
6. MC Oluomo as Minister for Transport
7. Adamu Garba as Minister of information

Realizing that these individuals will be part of the cabinet of a new government that will try to rescue us from 8 years of hardship imposed by APC

I hereby declare that as a professional tribal bigot and naturally wicked, utterly hopeless and irredeemable Urchin, I will vote BAT

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