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Catch a fly, put it in a bottle and cover with the lid. After some time, take off the lid. Fly will still keep moving within the bottle. Me: it's freedom time guys Housefly: I am used to been here bro. Lessons: Some slaves enjoy slavery even when opportunities to be free comes |
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Catch a fly, put it in a bottle and cover with the lid. After some time, take off the lid. Fly will still keep moving within the bottle. Me: it's freedom time guys Housefly: I am used to been here bro. Lessons: Some slaves enjoy slavery even when opportunities to be free comes |
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All BRT money goes to Tinubu's nephew. All market levies go to Tinubu's daughter All billboard levies go to Tinubu's son All taxes and tolls levies go to Tinubu When I look at the billions Tinubu is taking home monthly just because he is Lagos ex-governor and I look at how Peter Obi rejected everything, including his gratuity, I must confess I am very tempted to vote Obi. But then I started salivating at the possibility of 1. President Bola Tinubu in charge of the Treasury & NDLEA (to check heroin trafficking) 2. Vice President Shettima in charge of Security and Counter Terrorism (like he promised) 3. Senior Advocate Festus Keyamo as Attorney General 4. Nasir El-rufai as Minister of Defense 5. Ganduje as Minister of Finance 6. MC Oluomo as Minister for Transport 7. Adamu Garba as Minister of information Realizing that these individuals will be part of the cabinet of a new government that will try to rescue us from 8 years of hardship imposed by APC I hereby declare that as a professional tribal bigot and naturally wicked, utterly hopeless and irredeemable Urchin, I will vote BAT |
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