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God bless my mentor, Chief James Onanefe Ibori....

God bless the newly wedded couple.

God bless the big heart.

And dumb goat think she's gonna be famous like the #keepthechangebruh?


Lol, twitter prostitutes.

Alondrah:
Beautiful Christian prewedding pictures

Oh, good Heavens!!!

Her makeup kits i guess.

I'll try it out very soon. (I love adventures)

I guess it will be so much fun.

Lol, akoko-edo boys don change their face.

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"Could you please massage me"


I always sharpen my "sword" when they whispper it into my ears.

SINZ:
Kai! Always surrounded by beautiful women.

Lol.

SINZ:
Nwanne owu Chukwu.

You're enjoying your weekend, I suppose?

Correct bro, with the beautiful kimbra by my side, the weekend is just getting started.

TrapHedges:
Ama wash your SINZ away and REIIGN my blessings on you.. But you needa MUVAway cus the PRIMO is here

Odogwu SINZ, i see you REIIGN supreme.

Your main "striker" will get tired in the first 5mins of the match (I don"t think he'll complete the game)


I hope the referee is not Howard Webb if not, you'll lose the match.

Remember, she's just 18 (young, full of energy, great speed and some breathtaking skills) and you're 25 (old, weak, slow with the ball and close to retirement).


Apply Yaya Toure and Gattuso law. "Bully and experience"

Hickety, Pickety, My black hen, She lays eggs For gentlemen; Sometimes nine, And sometimes ten, Hickety, Pickety, My black hen!

She's Under 10?

Okay.

Women; the "best gift" God gave to us.

I just heard that they have arrested the former Niger State Governor after two years. Maybe because political activities are picking up and they want to intimidate him, that is why this is happening now".








My thoughts exactly....

Lol, see them saying size doesn't matter, BUT if they find out that their boyfriend have a "toothpick" size of dick......



Lemme just stop here.


I wish the madam and the young boy a blissful marriage.

Coming from sarrki the Oba of Zombies himself?



I suspect a foul play.

Oh God!!!!!

Man is so unkind to mankind.

Look at the inscription on her shirt.

Why don't you date my brother, Rev fr. Anthony? Trust me, he don't like sex.


Rubbish.

SINZ:
Morning boss man.

I hope say you dey make moni?

Sure bro. According to Phyno "E sure for me"

motherfucker:
That guy does not know I grew up where "yabbing" is an everyday thing. You don't quit in the fight. Your fight dirty till the end, even if it means bring parents into the brawl.

We called it "make we mess" those days and you can't be an offspring of surulere LGA not to be taught well.

I grew up in a community where bully was a game among us. You would be laughed at, mocked for being the "weak" one. And this idiot thought he could scare me. I laugh.

His name should be changed to "isuffermyself"

Bro, i must commend you for treating his case like an automobile mechanic repairing a faulty Pegueot 504 back to life.

Maximum respect.

judeefcc:
no vex bro , so the guy go report us , see hiding of posts

Lol, what else where you expecting from a pained mofo?

motherfucker:
bro, so Nairaland mods now LIE on people just to have them banned? Look at what I am being accused of. Did you read any of this from Lazeal? There is no hope for this country, certainly NONE!!!!

Not at all bro. But that's mynnd44 for you bro. The witless wildfowl tyrant is a loyal dog to the old autistic donkey you dealt with.

Smellymouth:
Hahahaha. What happened to Stanley's career? He appeared with the under-17 team at the 2009 FIFA U-17 World Cup..Dude was actually 30 yrs old then.
Naija journalists sha, nor be only little Messi. Na Grandpa messi.

Age cheaters and liars finds it so difficult to progress.

But if i'm to judge his "football progressive level" with the odds given at any sport betting site, then it should be "Under 0.5"