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Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Buys A New Sports Car Worth 50 Million Naira (pics,vid) by CplusJason: 9:13am On Jan 11, 2017

Bentley? Lol, what a beautiful lie. cheesy

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Romance › Re: 17 Lies Your Parents Told You As A Kid (that You Still Kinda Believe) by CplusJason: 9:04am On Jan 11, 2017

mhisbliss:
hahahhahaaahhaha i was scared for days when i swallowed orange seed

ORANGE? shocked

No matter how tender, juicy and tasty the orange is, i consider it a suicidal attempt to even see the seed. cheesy

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Nairaland General › Re: Little Children Pose With Dead Snakes During Christmas In Edo. Photos by CplusJason: 8:52am On Jan 11, 2017

Oshiomhole children sef.... grin

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Romance › Re: 17 Lies Your Parents Told You As A Kid (that You Still Kinda Believe) by CplusJason: 8:50am On Jan 11, 2017

mhisbliss:
IF YOU EAT THAT WATERMELON SEED, A TREE WILL GROW IN YOUR STOMACH
This one is almost true, only, it forgot one crucial step: you have to poop out the seed for the tree to grow. Unless you live in a Skittles commercial.

Lol, good memories. My grandma scared the shiit outta me. My love for watermelons reduced drastically.

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Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe's Photo With Her Male Co-star Has Got People Wondering by CplusJason: 8:42am On Jan 11, 2017

Where is the Male Co-Star diick pointing out huh

Customer indeed. cheesy

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Politics › Re: Osinbajo To Lead FG Fact-finding Team To Tompolo’s Home Base, Other N’delta Area by CplusJason: 10:24pm On Jan 10, 2017

2dugged:
rugged o

Hmmmm, okay. wink

Politics › Re: Osinbajo To Lead FG Fact-finding Team To Tompolo’s Home Base, Other N’delta Area by CplusJason: 10:22pm On Jan 10, 2017

2dugged:
rugged o

Politics › Re: Osinbajo To Lead FG Fact-finding Team To Tompolo’s Home Base, Other N’delta Area by CplusJason: 10:13pm On Jan 10, 2017

2dugged:

How's the ancient city today?

Politics › Re: Osinbajo To Lead FG Fact-finding Team To Tompolo’s Home Base, Other N’delta Area by CplusJason: 10:11pm On Jan 10, 2017

2dugged:
oya sorry na, nor vex,is that how you used to do? Someone cannot play with you?

Lol, better. grin

Politics › Re: Osinbajo To Lead FG Fact-finding Team To Tompolo’s Home Base, Other N’delta Area by CplusJason: 10:07pm On Jan 10, 2017

2dugged:
leave osalobua out of it jare, na true I yarn, them say na who nor get money dey talk say beer dey bitter ,make i borrow you handkerchief, that towel don too soak

I'll not follow you to play again. angry

Literature › Re: Who Are Your Most Memorable Novel Characters? by CplusJason: 9:51pm On Jan 10, 2017

RaggedyAnn:
Looool! I buynaija, If it's worth it. If it is not, I stay away. I don't believe it is patriotic to encourage BS. We have really good writers in Africa, though. Good story tellers. Most people read for the entertainment of stories and have trouble remembering characters.

Lol, that was wicked. grin

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Politics › Re: Osinbajo To Lead FG Fact-finding Team To Tompolo’s Home Base, Other N’delta Area by CplusJason: 9:49pm On Jan 10, 2017

2dugged:
Se you, just say your pocket nor reach am

Osanobuwa!!!! I don die embarassed

Politics › Re: Osinbajo To Lead FG Fact-finding Team To Tompolo’s Home Base, Other N’delta Area by CplusJason: 9:40pm On Jan 10, 2017

2dugged:
nor be me and you o, i nor want that kind excursion, na excursion to dubai I dey find

Sister, nor be by force to go dubai Na. grin

Politics › Re: Osinbajo To Lead FG Fact-finding Team To Tompolo’s Home Base, Other N’delta Area by CplusJason: 9:32pm On Jan 10, 2017

2dugged:
iffa hear am! Na sambisia for you straight

Lol, I've been there before. Will take you there one of these days. cool

Politics › Re: Osinbajo To Lead FG Fact-finding Team To Tompolo’s Home Base, Other N’delta Area by CplusJason: 9:24pm On Jan 10, 2017

2dugged:
correc,, how you take know self

Ayam a Prophet. cheesy

Romance › Re: This Lady Posted A Photo Of Herself Without Pants On Instagram by CplusJason: 8:09pm On Jan 10, 2017

That ass is so attractive. Fake or Original. cheesy

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Literature › Re: Who Are Your Most Memorable Novel Characters? by CplusJason: 8:02pm On Jan 10, 2017

RaggedyAnn:
Yes, I do. I like your list. I've only read three out of them though.

Lol, so you don't want to buy naija to grow the naira? cheesy

Anyway, i also like your list especially HAMLET.

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Car Talk › Re: The Slowest Cars In The World by CplusJason: 7:21pm On Jan 10, 2017

Lol, when the bones are weak, just get one of these. grin

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Literature › Re: Who Are Your Most Memorable Novel Characters? by CplusJason: 6:30pm On Jan 10, 2017

RaggedyAnn, I guess you also appreciate works from Africa?

Literature › Re: Who Are Your Most Memorable Novel Characters? by CplusJason: 6:06pm On Jan 10, 2017

Well, these are my favourites.

Okonkwo (Things Fall Apart)

Lekoja Brown (Our Husband Has Gone Mad Again)

Odewale (The gods Are Not To Blame)

Uloko (Wedlock Of The gods)

Elesin (Death And The King Horseman)

Styles Robert (Sizwe Bansi Is Dead)

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Romance › Re: Which is your Favorite.. by CplusJason: 5:44pm On Jan 10, 2017

Divay22:
their laugh go fit make you cry self

Just like these beautiful ladies......

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Celebrities › Re: Odunlade Adekola's Transformation On The Set Of "Argatha" by CplusJason: 5:39pm On Jan 10, 2017

I was not shocked.

Now, this is the type of "transformation" i was expecting.

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Romance › Re: Which is your Favorite.. by CplusJason: 5:30pm On Jan 10, 2017

Divay22:
Hahahaahaaaha ..T. Mr impressor

Na big "falling hand" that day.

Trust Warri girls with their wicked laugh.

Romance › Re: Nigerian Guy Lands In Trouble After He Lied To Girl That He Traveled By Flight by CplusJason: 5:27pm On Jan 10, 2017

That's how one idiot ask his twitter friends to send him a plate of yam and fried egg.......

See e head like casket.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Charles Obong Buried With N17M In Uganda To Bribe God To Enter Into Heaven by CplusJason: 5:16pm On Jan 10, 2017

Lol, he think say God nah 9ja police. grin

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Celebrities › Re: Throw Bck Photo Of Phynofino With Friends...Money is Good by CplusJason: 5:10pm On Jan 10, 2017

Chibuzor grin

See e beards. Lol.

Romance › Re: Which is your Favorite.. by CplusJason: 4:58pm On Jan 10, 2017

Number 5.

I remembered how i wanted to impress Rukky and her sister, but ended up with a broken nose and swollen lips.

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Jokes Etc › Re: See How This Guy Exposed His Girlfriend In A Funny Way by CplusJason: 4:54pm On Jan 10, 2017

.......Donald Trump was right all along. cool

Crime › Re: Man Defiles His 11year Old Daughter In Akure!! by CplusJason: 4:47pm On Jan 10, 2017

Family › Re: Lady Breastfeeds Her Child During Her Wedding Ceremony - Photos by CplusJason: 4:37pm On Jan 10, 2017

martineverest:
understand what the guy is saying.wearing white gown on wedding day symbolises.........

Oya, make me understand sir.

Family › Re: Lady Breastfeeds Her Child During Her Wedding Ceremony - Photos by CplusJason: 3:56pm On Jan 10, 2017

SoftP:
They don't know the true meaning of white gown wedding....white gown wedding indeed

Oga, whether the wedding gown white as snow, purple or navy blue, gown na gown

BTW, Cute kid and lovely boobs. cool

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Sports › Re: Who Is The Best Striker For This Team? ( Photo) by CplusJason: 3:47pm On Jan 10, 2017

Mauro Icardi, Aubameyang or Harry Kane.

BTW, replace Pogba with Sergio Busquet, Fernado or Marco Veratti.

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