yorhmienerd:
He offend you before ni?

bro.. That ma'am just made me shed tears for no reason.. She may not know how hurt Iam now.. To even go to the extent of tellin me that iphone7 is out all because am seeking for help. So painful i must confess

Nysot .. Please help a brother i beg u please

EfemenaXY:

I said go ask your parents and/or family.
Why won't you?

forget.. Thanks for ur concern. God bless u

EfemenaXY:


Go ask your parents & family members.

By the way, the iphone7 is out.

wow! Ma'am sorry, but that's harsh

EfemenaXY:


Professional begger.

Go and get a job.

There is dignity in honest work.

hmm.. Please take it easy with me ma'am.. I never meant to annoy you. I have been working but this current recession in the country has spoiled things badly for me. I'm not a begger, am just a young man seeking for help for the betterment of my future. A good ssce result can fetch me a reasonable job. So i need it. Sorry once again. Just help me and i will come back here and post all the registered neco document to prove that am sincere thanks

michymeg:
I know this might seem harsh but after the NECO GCE what next, is it nairalanders that will sponsor you through the university?

very nice question ma'am. Well, having a good ssce result can go a long way even without being in school.. That is why it is very important to me. I can use it to work for a monthly pay of about 15-20k .. And i don't see myself begging for sponsorship.. if it comes, then i'll welcome it with open arms.. Nobody really knows tomorrow. It's one step at a time.. Let me achieve one thing first. I used my own money to write this year's jamb.. Just that am not financially okay now. Thanks

Tritri:
U cant post ur result? How about someone like me who would like to view ur facebook to be sure ur real not like that former girl using people FB...Dont say ur new to NAIRALAND. u'RE NOT.

lol.. Sir am new to nairaland but i was a guest for weeks before i joined. If u wish for my facebook account, i'll be glad to give u. U can review the thread again.. U will see where i uploaded my results. It's real

Ranchhoddas:
How do you quote comments in bits using a Nokia phone?

hahahahaha.. Sir, it is very possible like i just copied the codes there and paste it in the box.. Here's the code
[quote author=Ranchhoddas post=49748069] now if i add this [ /quote] with the ''['' join with the ''/'' it will quote u.. So it's possible with a nokia C1. U can try it out

dayleke:


OP,
Are you gonna respond to that up there or not?

keepingmum, was ur comment referred to me? Please you guys should help me please. I have only tomorrow left.

ifyalways:


You're a clown sha

@Emboldened, I like you jare. Your terms and conditions are second to none.

hahahaha.. Thanks ma'am and thanks for understandin with me. But i've change my mind on the bolden.. Will send all my details to an email address that is willing to help

Please am very very sorry if my comments offended any of you and i ask to be forgiven. Please with due respect to whosoever that is willing to help me.. Please and please i beg you in the name of the lord to drop your email let me send my necessary details you wish to know about me to you. Thanks in advance and God bless you, Amen

dillycool:


For someone that is relatively new on this forum... and you know so well how to respond to posts in bits. ok.
And for someone seeking help, you are saucy. YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN OP

I'm very sorry sir for being so saucy as you call it. I beg for forgiveness.. And also, i might be new here but that doesn't mean that am dumb. I have a facebook group i admin so at least i know few tricks about the internet. I don't think that's even important or will you term me as a bad person for knowing so much already? I'm 22, from the way i type.. One can see vividly that atleast i have something upstairs.. Please help your brother i beg you

toyeem:


Really, you came backmy dear bro/sis, pls learn how to address people properly. Some comments I read thru are not just right. If you are really sincere, it won't cost you anything to ask for the e-mail address of people asking for your details and send it directly to them, I'm sure God will touch one of them to help you. As for me,i don't do online charity, I do face-to-face thing.

bro, u just made my day with this comment. I even said in one of my comment that anybody interested in helpin me would've instead request to meet me face-face to know what type of person Iam. Please am ready to send all my details to any email address if it's been asked. Tomorrow is the deadline and am already having heartattack. Please i beg you all to help me please.

Good morning good people in the house. Please am here again today to beg for your mercy as tomorrow is the deadline. Please forgive and pardon me if am not going by your rules. It's really hard for me here and it's something i don't want to think of. Please i beg you in the name of God to help me with the money so that i can process my registration today please! God bless you.

Zidjay:
I know your type when you resort to this. Continue refreshing this thread and waiting for manna. Shior!
#byeFelicia

Thanks for mocking me

Zidjay:
Why is it difficult doing a full page scan of your documents?

ma'am, hope u read my previous comment well? Okay

Zidjay:
Look at you taking side shots like you stole the documents.. Mtchewwwww

Stole u say? Wow!

Zidjay:
Even account details you can not post.
Rubbish! So you expect anyone interested in helping you, to go through the stress of calling you to request your bank details. Kwantinu!

sorry i didn't know that people do go through stress when calling to ask for just a text message..

Zidjay:
I can bet this same C1 you claimed to be using, takes a full portrait photo of you

yea, we both took the shot together

Zidjay:
You talked about this hunting you in the nearest future, who cares? SERIOUSLY? Do you?

Who cares? It's obvious u don't even care

Zidjay:
It would only result to you doing what you needed to do when that time comes.

okay!

Zidjay:
Bro! We don wise here, It's no longer business as usual

I'm happy u're wise

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An0nimus:
Scammers have really made things difficult on NL. I want to believe the OP but remember all the scam threads I've seen. Remain small we go use Skype and biometrics take dey vet people.

If anyone sends the OP what he needs kindly share here or ask the OP to confirm he's received help. That was how one Uncle was helped but kept crying on the thread that he needed money.

No ill feelings OP, we don see plenty funny thread recently.

thanks alot sir.. I won't hesitate for a second to come here and testify and thank y'all too once am cleared.

Amelian:






OK, do as you please.. The ball is in your court.
Shalom.

Okay

Amelian .. Thanks for showing concern. I was first asked to provide my phone No. And i did.. Then my failed waec & jamb were needed also in which i provided with clear evidence n words of sincerity but i don't still get why you guys are still in doubt. Let me make this clear ma'am, this place is a very big forum.. This act you're telling me to go through might hunt me in the future and might as well spoil my image and i can't risk that. I got my image to protect and i wish u can see beyond my view and understand with me. I'm not looking for a job so why telling me to upload a CV? Na oil work i dey look for? I'm sorry if am talking out of point. Tell me what's wrong with the pictures i provided cos i think i've played my part very well. If you really want/wanted to help, you would've ask for where i stay, do some findings, visit if you're close and help a brother rather than telling me to upload a scanned CV for public view so that it will destroy me in the future. Someone saw the 4 subjects i wrote in jamb and still had to say that i only failed Physics in my Waec and it may not really affect what i want to study.. Forreal? Lol.. Thanks y'all for caring so much to this extent.. Atleast am impressed that some people still care and wish to help others. I won't go beyond what i did already unless you want a picture of my National ID card, then i can snap and post it with names that correspond with the documents i posted earlier. I only pray for you guys to see my sincerity and help because i really want to register for jamb again this year.. And this is the last opportunity for me.. Internal exams will be more expensive than this reason why i had to come in here and ask for help please. I'm not a bad person thank you.

Cutehector:
alright. I don't think we can help u then.

alright, thanks

Cutehector:
just do what we tell u to do. It's dat simple!

and i stated my condition. If i lift my phone to a certain level to take a full shot, non of u will be able to see what's written on the documents. I did what you guys asked me to do. If it's my full name and my national ID you're looking for, then i can also snap it now and show you except for my secondary school fees receipt.. I don't have such with me please

sisisioge:
Cracked, it's good you are aiming to further your education,let me give you a lesson on document presentation. This will help you when you eventually get to school.

For verification purpose, endeavor to present a full copy of your document with your details fully visible. Then support with other unrelated document that ID you. I wish you good luck.

E.g, the full copy of the previous waec result, your past school fees receipt (yes for the secondary school) , your valid ID card and of course your Account number.

You might even get a scholarship if you end up smelling like a rose

thanks alot sir for this advice. I would love to post the full details of my waec, jamb and my national ID but the problem now is, my phone won't take a full picture of the documents. Please let me know if i can post half of it with my names fully shown. Thanks

mysticgal:

I need to see your name on both the weac and jamb forms, besides what course are you vying for..
Besides, we share the same birth date

lol, my pleasure sharing the same birth date with u. Please below are the evidence that i share the same name on both documents. Also understand the fact that this is a public forum, so i don't need to post all my details here.. Atleast these few are okay..
The name on the result is ''Michael U'' same as the Jamb result. Thanks for understanding

Cutehector .. The neco fee is 11,350 but i need to take passports plus the biometric registration too. Another thing is that my place is very far from the neco office. Thanks sir

Cutehector , Mysticgal .. Pls am using a nokia C1 to take the shots. The phone can't take a full shot but atleast u can confirm that the date of birth from my waec result is the same as my jamb result. And u can also confirm that the date i registered the jamb result. U can see that i need physics for the subject am going for and i have D7 in my waec which isn't acceptable. Please u guys should help me as i have 2days left before the closing date thanks

Cutehector:
she says u should display your documents such as school fees payment receipts and all that. So that people who want to help can verify you ain't a scammer.

school fees? Please am done with secondary school. I want to write GCE Neco not internal Neco. Or should i showcase my waec result to prove to u that it is not good.. Should i?

mysticgal:

MA/sir... Please you must be very careful especially now that recession is turning lazy ones thiefs... Please let the family section clarify him/her whatsoever before you dash your hard earned cash to these petty leaches..and if you Have sent him cash, could you inform us here to avoid excess?

And op, sorry, I am not trying to spoil your chance, i am just been careful... So present necessary documents to prove your worth. A good afternoon

thanks ma' .. I understood u plainly. Please am new here and i don't really know what documents u're talking about. Can u please clarify me on that? I'm ready to present them. Thanks

babyme1:
I feel for you. Post your acc details and phone no let's see what we can do.

wow! Thanks alot ma, am just seeing this. Please here's my phone no 08029371267 . Please call let me send my account details to u. You're a blessing. Thanks again

Please am helpless o. i joined nairaland yesterday after being a guest for weeks now. Please and please, i need 12500 naira to register for 2016/2017 Gce Neco before it closes on the 30th of this month. Please good friends should help me out as i want to use only one result to register for this year's jamb again. I just got the info late and i don't have any money with me now please. Will disclose my details when needed. Thank you

Please help a brother answer the question

Lol