Funjosh:







Please i want to learn na, teach me please

baba abeg go sleep

misspicy:



quote author=Cracked post=49779605]

Dear feed your eyes here and stop being stupid
http://waecresultcheckers..co.ke/2016/05/20162017-neco-gce-exam-ssce.html?m=1 Then do well to also post a link to where the deadline has been extended thanks

Hehehehehehehehehe

This your begger have choose o (in jenifa's voice),see the way the person seeking for funds online to rewrite 'waec' talking to people who are old enough to birth him?

I have seen it all
cc Belamour come and see the 1995 born you want to send your hardearned money to

Dominique I think this thread has served all the purpose it could have served.

Orishirishi

take it anyhow u wanna take it. It's not about age.. It's about being mature when handling issues like this.. I Only give respect to who deserve it.. I'm a very respectful guy but that doesn't mean an older person should talk to me anyhow. Thanks

BECAUSE I'VE LEARN THE ACT OF QUOTING COMMENTS FASTER THAN THEM THEY NOW THINK AM A SCAMMER.. Hahahahahaha.. Nigerians eh

blank:
In addition, the deadline was never 30th of September, it was much later. In case you think you were being smart.

Dear feed your eyes here and stop being stupid
http://waecresultcheckers..co.ke/2016/05/20162017-neco-gce-exam-ssce.html?m=1 Then do well to also post a link to where the deadline has been extended thanks

Funjosh:





I hail you bross, you just join Nairaland after being a guess for just one week and you know how to quote comment beautifully what some persons on this forum for more than six months dont even know how to do.................... i need to come and learn alot from you sir.

hahahaha.. So preposterous i must confess.. Bro, there's difference between ''Weeks'' & ''Week'' .. And for ur point of correction, i didn't learn all those stuffs from here so Correct ur trash.. And if u want to know how it's done, come and see me .. Lol

blank:
I thought you were Internet savvy. You should know where to get the information.

In addition, the deadline was never 30th of September, it was much later. In case you think you were being smart.

so is that all u could say? For Godsake why are some people like this?
i think u should learn some manners from sexymoma no disrespect .. Thanks

blank:
Good news poster, NECO has extended the registration until 31st of October 2016. So you still have time to come up with the money.

wow! Pls can u provide the link to this great news pls

sexymoma:
It's well bro.... May God help you in anyway...Na wetin i get be dat ooo as i nor get money...

yea .. Ur advice is better than the money slf.. Thanks alot

sexymoma:
you should have saved alil even if it's not all... 12k nor be payan ooo, im v.sure if u tell dem say u get 6500 make dem helep you find the remaining 6k dem go don give you tey tey..... atleast we go get person for the nl wey 6k nor be money for im side.

you right ma'am.. I saved sha but all has finished because i stopped working since may.. And i used the money to register jamb and run school matters also.. It will be well soon that i know.. I like ur show of concern

belamour:


Check My Profile

You Will Find A Link To Send A Message

sir i can't message you o.. Please you can reach me here -- Nsijack2016@gmail.com or call 08029371267 .. Thanks alot

sexymoma:
my brother dem nor give you be dat, comot mind... so let talk, aren't you working ni?..

was working ma'am.. But not anymore since the work was just a part time work.. .. I'm still searchin for work sha.. And i believe i'll find one soon

belamour:


I Won't Drop My Email

You Can Send Me A Message On Here

Or Better Still Drop The Info On Ur Thread.

thanks bro.. But how can i send u a message? And what do u want to know?

dominique:


How did you master it when you did not have access to the feature as a guest? Everything about the way you post shows that you're not a new member as you claim. There's nothing you can say or do that can convince me otherwise. I suggest you just deactivate this account. It won't take you long before you come up with a fresh handle and new sob story.

bro, if i argue with u now they'll term me as being arrogant.. So i'll let this slide.

sexymoma:
some of dem believed you wanna scam dem

No dear, i'm far from that.. I came to understand why they think so after i went through this section lol.. It's crazy i must say. They have every reason to doubt me sha.. But am not a bad person..

sexymoma:
who make person bliv sef..

lol.. Biko i don't get u o..

Okay y'all.. I'll take the shame.
Please am very sorry if at all i insulted any of u here.. U guys are the Best.. I just went through this section and discovered that am not the only one doin this online lol.. Omoh, i don see why una dey investigate me like this.. So many scammers here .. Nawa o. Hmm.. Since am to prove if am real.. Please with due respect, anyone that still wish to help me should tell me the complete things he wants me to know about me and i will do it except for the fact that it won't involve any cyber cafe of a thing cos i don't have any money for that.. Thanks and God bless Amen.

dominique:
Justwhen you think you've seen it all when it comes to e-begging, another one comes out to prove you wrong. You're soliciting for funds and you're also dropping terms and conditions on how you wish to be contacted and the type of verification you want to provide. The fact tgat you're being sketchy with details and your sauciness, you are not doing yourself any favours.

Btw, do you know you just violated rule 22?



22. Don't ask Nairaland members for contact details (email, phone, bbpin)

That act alone warrants a ban.

lwkm .. Una no go kill me for here.. Where were u when ur people asked for my phone no and reg no? Or that one no dey the rule? Lol

hotmum:
This guy get badt mouth sha. He's always got a reply to everyone's post (i bet he's got one for me too)but simply do what you're asked, no way.
My guy, do u think it's easy for anyone to part with 12,500 in this present economy not to talk of finding out later that h/she was scammed.
Pls come clean so that you can be helped. Quit running your mouth, it pisses people off the more.
Talk about haunting you in the future.If you were so bothered about that you wouldnt be begging for help. What i'm i saying, do you really expect that you just come online, beg, post your account number and money would start pouring in. Nothing good comes easy bro.
So do the needful and get help

hahahahaha.. Bro i know it's not easy o.. Just prayin that someone should see my sincerity and help.. Life no easy for here

dominique:


My thoughts exactly. A new member couldn't possibly have mastered that pattern of quoting so fast.

not everybody are the same bro.. I knew it even before i joined the group

Geniero:
OP..your arrogance is just something else and i think for someone who needs help, you should read between the lines and know what the people who showed interest in helping you were saying.You were just busy hurrying everyone to send you the money without proper verification that you even missed stating the correct deadline for the exam..Just be patient with people sometimes.I wish you good luck in everything you want to do.

thank u for your kind words. But the truth is am not that arrogant.. And about the deadline of neco registration, i didn't lie about it.. U can confirm from the first post i made under this thread.. It hasn't been deleted. You should also know that people that seeks for help easily gets heartbroken, pained and irked.. Let it not be because u want to render help to someone and u will start insulting the person and commanding him to do your wish... It doesn't make any sense. A helper is suppose to be caring like for example, a helper might come up here after scrutinizin this thread and be like
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''Hi cracked, first of all am sorry for what you'r going through. I wish to help.. But i don't seem to trust you. Can you please drop your full details here and let me see what i can do?''
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That's it bro.. And not for you to start insulting and embarassing the person just because you want to help him. I've onced give out all my money that was in my wallet to a fully dressed man on the road before just because he complained to me that he was robbed of everything he came to my state with.. I told him that i was sorry and also beg him to recieve the little i had that time in my wallet.. So it was really nothing.. A helper is suppose to show love and care and not the otherway round.. Thanks

carmag:


I have been following this thread from the sideline also observed about 1000 plus views who rather remains silent since you're playing hide and seek games

hide and seek u say? Ok

carmag:
today was supposed to be the deadline but you have now extended it to 30th

this clearly shows that u never read my post from the start. And just 'fore i forget, Google is ur friend sir

carmag:
you refused to tell us anything about your parents, in as much as you have the courage to seek for financial assistance from strangers you should be able to furnish them with every details required of you before one can part away with his money

Have u send ur email and i've refuse to tell u anything?

carmag:
your tricks is the reason for the delay in getting help

Whatever!

carmag:
obviously, you want unsuspecting fellow to drop his email add hence you can easily narrow and lead him to slaughter house

Slaughter house? Are u referin to them Eminem, Royce da 5'9, Joe budden, Yelawolf & Crooked I?..

carmag:
keep your documents... I keep my money

Nobody's forcin u bro..

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yorhmienerd:
I mean your WAEC numbers and JAMB registration and surname. Let people verify themselves

for me to send the full copy to their Email and for them to check my result online. Now tell me, which one is more stressful as ifyalways terms it to be.. Lol, bro u've tried alot for me and i appreciate.. Anyone that wants to help will help.. Not until he knows the name of my grandfather and all that.. If he wish to know, then he should try and meet me face-face and i will take the person to my village and make sure he knows all the names of my greatgrand fathers and mothers just to clear his doubt.. Smh

eyinjuege:



Hasn't it closed yet?

On the 28th of Sept, you said the thing was closing tomorrow. Today 29th, you're still saying it's closing tomorrow.

If you're not able to register this time, you can always do the next exam.

Just start preparing towards that one now, even if its to be doing some petty work , and saving out of it. Before the next one comes out, you should have been able to save towards that.

Better late than never.

sorry i made a mistake when i said it was going to close today.. Cos i thought today is 30th.. It is tomorrow sir.. Tomorrow is 30th and that's when it is closing. If it doesn't work for me this year, i'll wait till september next year then i write the GCE waec. Thanks

yorhmienerd:
Why don't you drop the numbers first. It is as if you are keeping something. You might see someone that would help within 60min of you dropping it. Then you can modify the post after registration, SIMPLE

bro i dropped my number o.. The first person asked for my number.. I dropped it. The second person asked for my failed waec result and dz year jamb result i took.. I dropped the both that bears the same details about me.. So what is it with this scanned CV they're tellin me to drop again? I even wanted to drop my national ID but they're still telling me to drop a scanned cv.. For what na? I'm completely devastated here. Even when i promised to send my full details to anybody that sends me his/her email address as adviced by one of us here, some people still feels that am tryin to stress my helper.. I'm tired abeg

ifyalways:


The comedy starts again. He should "drop" his email because he is the one that needs money to register for Neco.

Hoeeeekay

seriously u making it look somehow. God lifts those that humbles themselves.. If he truly wants to help, he should do it with his whole heart.. I'm not forcing anyone to help me. Or do u want to know what God and his angels pass through before they help you? Do you know what aisha buhari passed through when she travelled to the US just so she could get some support there to help the helpless in the north.. Do u know? What's really there for him to drop his email, then i send my details to him.. You guys just want to torment me here.. Even if i don't write this GCE Neco this year, it won't still change what am meant to be in the future.. I believe God has greater plans for me.. Thanks

belamour:


You Would Have Made Your Point Without Using The Above

Op What Is Your Full Name

Drop Ur Previous Exam Registration So It Can Be Checked Online

Where Are Your Parent Or Where Do You Reside ??

please drop your email let me send my details to you thanks.

Good morning good people of the forum. Please am wholeheartedly begging you to help me with 12,000 naira to register for the GCE Neco Examination which will be closing tomorrow. This place is the my last hope as i don't have nowhere in mind to go in search of such amount. Please help me out and i'll forever be grateful. It is not easy with me over here. I've got so many plans for the SSCE result cos it will go a long way to change my life for a better tomorrow. I've not really done bad here and i don't seem to know why some of the members here are making mockery to me.

post=49751590:
NO CONDITION IS PERMANENT

Thanks and God Bless You Amen.

Anabell2:


You dont have money to register but you have money for internet browsing

What if you get money to register (from your PROFESSIONAL online begging)

How to do pay for transportation to exam venue or school fees? Come online to beg again with another sob story

Sorry you missed the train I stopped breeding a loafer / couch potato a long time ago

k

ifyalways:

I don't understand "with" you o but I hope that as you've changed your mind so, the people that actually wanted to help you, if any, will also change their minds and help.

What were your plans? Why did you wait till the eleventh hour?

I do not know/understand how posting your account details, your full credentials and id will EVER hurt or haunt you in future if you are honest and have nothing to hide.

Anyways, good night and sleep tight.

Goodnight.. Sweetdreams

yorhmienerd:
All is well.

thanks alot sir.. Only words of encouragement like this fix me up. I'm grateful

VikingsOO7:
[s]quote author=Cracked post=49751674] bro.. That ma'am just made me shed tears for no reason.. She may not know how hurt Iam now.. To even go to the extent of tellin me that iphone7 is out all because am seeking for help. So painful i must confess[/s]
Tears indeed. What's wrong in asking You to go meet your parents?

K

EfemenaXY:


You know what?

I think your parents have paid up your registration fees, etc. You're just looking to fleece people on here for extra cash to upgrade your phone, and buy yourself flash clothes.

A little honesty wouldn't go amiss you know. Actually, come to think of it, if you'd been upfront and honest about what you really wanted the money for, I might have been more inclined to help.

ma'am thank u, i don't need your help again. You've done enough already.. Allow me to bear my pains alone. Merci