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StarryV:
August Roll call for Team April, 25(Current last born)
Abeg if you are in my team kindly whisper your EDD into my ears. I shall update accordingly


S/N ................NAME .............. EDD ....... SEX

1). ............... StarryV ............. 1st April.....??

Pregnancy hunger no be ya mate o

I guess you just got your BFP too early to start complaining of hunger,my dear relax you never see something. Lol

Orente21:
I gave birth to a boy this morning. Team August 2024, No porting this time around. Boots finally hanged

Congrats dear. Pls consider dropping BS 🤭. We are starved

kokaiye:
insomia do occur during 1st trimester but not everybody have it though... The most common symptom during first trimester is pregnant women sleeping a lot... Insomia is rare.

Okay. Safe delivery dear

kokaiye:
insomnia hmm... My dear, dt isomia gan gan is what I don't like in pregnancy packages... It dealt with me during my first n seconds, now we are here again batting it dis first trimester... May God help us. Keep d roll calling rolling even if no1 respond... U do do ur own role as cappo.... But ur roll calling came late ooo... Roll calling is at d beginning of every month lol

Wow! So insomnia do occur this early in pregnancy? I thought first trimester is mostly when one sleeps uncontrollable,some people get to know this as a sign of something is cooking in the oven. Lol englightened me biko.

Ryan03:
I am usually very sick during first trimester but this time, I wasn’t that sick hence I did not suspect pregnancy. The irritation was getting too much, everything just Dey vex me and at a point, I just vex go hospital. It’s funny though, immediately I got the news, everything made sense

Really made sense. Job well done. Lol

Ryan03:
Team October here according to scan o but I nor trust them. I did not see my period after my last baby so I don’t even know my last menstruation. Scan said Oct but what if they are wrong? Let me keep my fingers crossed o

Wow! One in a million. Congratulations sis. Tell me how did you know you were pregnant then since no period? What were the earliest sign?

There was this lady too that has been menstruating for months but never knew she's carrying a baby, she always doesn't like the way her stomach feels and went for scan after many treatment of fever, typhoid malaria. GOD is really wonderful.

TiffanyJ:
Anyone knows who sells it in KADUNA state?

Hi.. Good evening

Nazgul:
Alternatively, if you've learnt the basics, you can scout for customers and give to those above you to cut then you sow it yourself.

You'll definitely be making something no matter how small pending when you'll be through with learning.

Okay

Nazgul:
The patient dog eats the fattest bone.

Nazgul:
Finish learning the tailoring, then advertise your business on social media, (IG, Facebook, Twitter...etc) your church, your environment...etc.

With time, the sky would be your limit.

Yes my plan too. Good idea but I am referring to now not when am done

Good morning

Lampy336:
Me that I earn more than 700k in a month and lives a lavish lyf styles with that fact that I don't have close friends but my good heart makes me to always be an helping hands to people I don't even get close to but I believe my rewards is in heaven..

Yeeee! 🙆 Show me way na 😭

Nazgul:
Are you a graduate, do you have any certificate, do you have any skill, whether tech skills or your normal everyday skill like tailoring, tile fixing, barbing...etc.

It's almost impossible to survive in Nigeria today without any skill.

Not a graduate,no certificate yet. And still on tailoring skill

Nazgul:
55k weekly is about 220k monthly. That's peanuts in this Tinubu's administration cos that amount can't even get you a decent 1 bedroom flat in Lagos or any big city. It can't even feed you and your family.

The 5k you're advocating for is about 20k in a month. How do you intend to survive on such amount?

I understand you well,yes the amount is nothing to write home about, truly peanuts.

My dear 20k in a month or 5k weekly is good for me,cos I need to make money of my own,I am desperately in need of a source of income, reason why I said so, at least starting from the scratch is better than nothing,as time goes on one will venture into something more productive. Any idea please?

Nazgul:
According to his story, he makes 55k weekly and he's looking for how to save that money in order to reduce the way he lavishes it.

55k weekly is peanuts in this Nigerian economy. Cos it's less than 300k in a month.

But that doesn't mean that if he saves it in dollar for a year he can't invest it in a side hustle, thus increasing his streams of income.

Look at it his way. $100 currently is about 136k. his 55k weekly would be about 220k (or more) every month.

If he saves $100 for 12 months, it would be about $1,200 with the current exchange rate it should give him about 1.6m. If naira depreciates more, he'll definitely have up to 2m by the end of one year.

If you ask me, I'd say that money can be put into good use. He can even set up a POS stand and be making good profit every week.

But wait o! Wetin carry Manu enter this matter, do you want to become a Manu fan? You're free to join us if you love the club that much. I'll even welcome you with one jersey when the season resumes by August.

55k weekly is peanuts? Wallahi as I am like this ,if I see 5k weekly I will be over joyed.

ComeToJesus:
No marry any woman wey no know God o, as in intimate knowledge of God. I don't mean regular sisters you see in church, but a virtuos woman who sees the man as her crown and knows that the husband is her master and her lord.

My cousin dey hear am also...the wife can stay for two weeks and make food only once. Na. The guy dey enter kitchen dey blend egusi steady, and after preparing the food, he'll go and call her to come and eat. She'll be pressing her phones and video calling her kith and kin in Nigeria.


If the guy goes out without her permission, that day, he has priced trouble. Dude told me he regrets taking her abroad. I mean, she has the final say in every matter. Who does that?

Please what is he still doing with such woman? Such a weakling man

LaSenior:
gbam

Fresh girls full everywhere this one won kpai untop baby Mama

Fresh girls that majority of them put innocent deceived face but of a truth they have done multiple abortions, sleeping with men anyhow,some still have the mind to go to church or mosque raise hands to GOD but a wicked pretender. And a lady who slept with one man all her life,end up been a baby mama by circumstances yet decent and respectful (in the sense that she doesn't sleep around and her focus is on how to raise her child well)
Which is better?

Good morning

Treasure17:
There's light in my area o. In Alabama ✌️

Lucky you. They have always been wicked here,so we dey look like this. Kogi

arinzos:
Our light spoil due to heavy downpour a day before the strike started. Light no de like this.

This is bad. Hope they do the right thing soon

Seunpapa65:
Yes no long talk

You people are lucky sha.

FRANCISTOWN:
The only mistake you made was that, since you didn't return the slap. You shouldn't have said anything.
You should have just walked out of the place.

Though I've never been slapped by a lady. There was a time I was working with a firm. There was this super ugly girl in our department known for careless utterances. That made me naturally dislike the girl and we wouldn't greet.

One day, she was having issues with someone. But because I was there, she used the opportunity to generalize the insult.
I went to her and asked her a simple question. I said "Do you know that you are being disrespectful right now?".

All hell let loose. She started shouting until everyone in the office had to leave what they were doing to inquire what was going on.

I knew I can never win a verbal war with anybody especially a woman. I'm introverted to the core. I was just doing my thing. She was the one doing the explanation and shouting. She insulted me, she said I have HIV, that I'm just handsome for nothing. That I'm possessed with evil spirit. Omo, that girl insulted me like them swear for me. But I didn't say just a word. I kept quiet.

After everything, In my head I was like. This girl is now guilty of death. She ranted until the close of work. She was having an affair with the boss, so nobody could penetrate her in a kind of way.

The following day, I went to the kitchen where everyone keeps their food and water. She has the habit of taking Pepsi every morning. She'd drink half and keep the half for lunch. I swapped her drink.

I think it was around 12pm. She started going to the toilet. She went to the Toilet more than 4 times before we closed for the day.

The following day, she called in sick. She was absent from work for 3days.
When she resumed. I did my thing again. She went for another two days. She was in a panic mode, her KPI suffered.

I was still not satisfied. When she resumed fully, after a week. I got devil's beans (yerepe) put a lil bit on her desk but she wore long sleeve. I was worried, but as life would help me, she decided to take a five minutes nap by resting her forehead on the table. That was it.

I've said it. I don't have time to banter words with anybody. If you price, you must pay.

OP. Give it time. Like 2 months. After two months, arrange boys make them go pay her visit.

Please what is devil's beans?

ravensckar:
During the height of NAIRA SCARCITY, I was on a queue together with several other angry Nigerians who wanted to withdraw their cash. All of a sudden, we heard a lady yelling at a guy and threatening fire and brimstone. According to her, the guy's cr0tch was hitting her bum or whatever.

The guy was trying to explain to her that he too was being pushed from behind. All of a sudden, a thunderous slap with a cannon sound landed on his face. Eeeehhhh!

Rather than reprimand the lady, some worthless s1mps quickly grabbed the guy to prevent him from retaliating. Trust guyman nau, he broke free from those holding him, then he returned the favour. With just one slap, Hanty landed on the floor yakata.

Moral of the Story- don't start what you cannot finish.

Serves her right. Next time she will think twice before slapping anyone

Cregon:
I forgot to add this.

You must have a laptop.

Oh! I don't have one though

Thanks for the feedback

Cregon:
Can you pay for 6 months of mentorship?
I will teach you everything that works, refine your skills, and get you at least one sure and dependable steady income flow before the end of the mentorship.

If you can't, you can use Youtube. I learned most of the things I do on YouTube and Google. I had already made my first million before I got expert mentorship to enhance and repurpose everything. So you can do same if you cannot afford one on one mentorship.

My contact is on my profile.

Hmm pay for whole six month at once? How much is it pls? And I actually was looking for what I can do that will start getting me income by next month latest.

And thanks for the feedback

Koppaguard:
Op there is money online just that you people prefer buying courses online instead, personally I own vtu website that generates 10k daily, though it's a side hustle and I also have root and herbs website where people download ebooks on how to cure different ailments, if you can get a website or app, trust me, you won't be scammed by course sellers online again. All you need is traffic to your site, incase you want a website, I can create for you and aswell show you mine.

Hello.. pls I really need help on how to make money online. I am pleading pls

Cregon:
@OP na real o. Ha!

This is wetin God take put food for many of us table o. Over the years, I don jam a few nairalander too @ different companies. It works!

But contrary to what you might think it is not a lazy way to make money. Then again, it's not a difficult way to make money. Forget those criminals selling courses on FB, they don't even do it. Most of them just watch a bunch of youtube videos, compile everything, generate fake testimonials to deceive people.

You can even tell. My student just joined 10 days ago and made 850K. Ade joined last month, an orphan, he bought his second duplex last week ...etc. All those an bubuyeye.

If you are ready to make money online, you must let your eye be single. That is, choose and focus on one thing you are good at. Learn on Youtube, and Google if you cant pay for expert mentorship. When you start making good money from that one thing, you can then try another to add.


If you try starting 3 different things at once, you will fail. Goodluck.

Hello. Pls can you put me through?