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PoliticsRe: Impeachment: Governor Fubara, his Deputy are threats To Democracy - Amaewhule by CrickCrackPow(m): 2:27pm On Jan 08
Another Thing I've Observed Under The Sun Is: People Are Too Quick To Unite When They Want To Destroy Another Person's Life Rather Than Build It.
PoliticsRe: Wike Says He Will Be Buried Politically If Fubara Secures Second Term by CrickCrackPow(m): 8:39am On Jan 04
When Death Is Ready To Kill A Dog, It’ll First Kill Its Sense Of Smell. And Who The gods Wants To Kill They First Make Mad
PoliticsRe: PDP Expels Wike, Ayo Fayose, Samuel Anyanwu, Others by CrickCrackPow(m): 7:08pm On Nov 15, 2025
When God Wants To Destroy A Man, He First Make Him Mad.
Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely!
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Block Wike, FCTA Officials From Accessing Land In Abuja by CrickCrackPow(m): 6:09pm On Nov 11, 2025
....And The Young Officer Said:
I am an Officer.
I am a commissioned officer.
I have Integrity.
I wont shut up.
You cannot shut me up.
We wont kill anybody.
I am not a fool.
I am a 3 star general.
Baba Musa, I am your senior you cant talk while i am talking.

I am speaking and a police officer is speaking.
I am acting on orders.

My brother, these lines are powerful though
CelebritiesRe: Akon’s 29-year Marriage Ends: Wife Tomeka Thiam Files For Divorce, Demands €100m by CrickCrackPow(m): 1:33pm On Oct 15, 2025
HAKIMIOLOGY:
The Art of Being A Mama's Boy. Men Tend To Do This To Be Safe From The Vipers Of This Crazy World.
PoliticsRe: Wike Followed Governor Peter Obi To Commission Projects In Anambra (Throwback) by CrickCrackPow(m): 2:40pm On Sep 10, 2025
Power Is Dangerous, It Attracts The WORSE And Corrupts The BEST!

Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Finest Nickname You Have Ever Heard? by CrickCrackPow(m): 2:36pm On Sep 10, 2025
RIchmond And Mechelzedeck
TravelRe: Brand-New $1 Million Luxury Yacht Sinks Minutes After First Launch In Turkey by CrickCrackPow(m): 12:54pm On Sep 05, 2025
Oops! Poor Design!

The law of Buoyancy, also known as Archimedes' principle, states that the upward buoyant force exerted on a body immersed in a fluid (liquid or gas) is equal to the weight of the fluid displaced by that body.

Therefore, Ships don't sink because of the water around them; they sink because of the water that gets in them."

It's Scientific.
School No Be Scam!!!
HealthRe: Fake Postinor-2 Floods Nigerian Market, NAFDAC Issues Alert by CrickCrackPow(m): 6:51pm On Aug 26, 2025
The Modus Operandi Is Therefore Defeated!

Otherwise, When Poison Expires, Does It Become Less Poisoning Or More Poisoning?

Forum GamesRe: Who Dies First If "E" Pushes The Stone? by CrickCrackPow(m): 4:20pm On Aug 26, 2025
Common Sense Should Tell You That ONLY "C" Would Die. "D" Might Sustain Injury However.

Well, Commons Sense Isn't Common Anyway
RomanceRe: Lady Raises Alarm After Being Asked Out By Female Passenger In A Keke by CrickCrackPow(m): 9:54pm On Aug 24, 2025
I Ask, Were These LGBT born out of homosexuality? We need continuity in our race, and that comes from the woman, and no to homosexuality. John and John, no; Maria and Maria, no. They are worse than dogs and pigs. I keep pigs and the male pig knows the female one.”
We equally reject attempts to prescribe ‘new rights’ that are contrary to our values, norms, traditions, and beliefs. We are not homosexuals .
RomanceRe: Lady Raises Alarm After Being Asked Out By Female Passenger In A Keke by CrickCrackPow(m): 9:39pm On Aug 24, 2025
meobizy:
She solved the issue. Why is she seeking attention online? That ta kama girman ta seems Hausa. The north is a whole different universe from other regions of the country. Where I live, it is not commonplace.
"Ta Kama Girman Ta" Translates To " She Should Respect Herself"
PoliticsRe: Wike Allocates Abuja Old Parade Ground To APC, Waives Payment - Peoples Gazette by CrickCrackPow(m): 11:51am On Aug 22, 2025
POWER Is Dangerous, It Attracts The Worse And Corrupts The Best.
So Where Error Is Institutionalised, Those That Speak The Truth Are Counted As Rebels.
EducationRe: Word You Did Not Agree With The Spelling But Accepted by CrickCrackPow(m): 3:33pm On Aug 20, 2025
"QUAY" Pronouced As "KEY"

Like Joke Like Joke I Don Chop Book Woh
Jesiu!

BusinessRe: Which Of These Contributes Most To Poverty? by CrickCrackPow(m): 3:04pm On Aug 19, 2025
This Is Why Ferrari Company Doesn't Advertise Its Vehicles/Machines Because Those Who Can Afford Them Don't Sit In Front Of TV.
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Diva Evanny Patrick Releases Stunning Photos To Mark Birthday by CrickCrackPow(m): 9:48pm On Aug 17, 2025
I Remembered When Make-Up Was Just Talcum Powder And Eyeliner. Now It's A Whole Building Project Including, Site Clearing, Foundation, Castings, Cementing And Roofing
CelebritiesRe: Sean Kingston Sentenced To 3.5 Years In Prison Over $1 Million Fraud Scheme by CrickCrackPow(m): 10:27am On Aug 17, 2025
Remix.
He ( Sean Kingston) Feels Like He's Drowning In The Ocean, Somebody Come And Take Him Away.
Oh Oh Oh...Oh-Oh.
Oh Why Do You Have To Go Oh..Away From Home
EducationRe: OAU Medical Student Commits Suicide After Repeated Exam Failure (Photos) by CrickCrackPow(m): 9:56pm On Aug 14, 2025
These Scientists/Engineers are very smartest Dummies they didn't invent a machine which can measure the pressure on the brain.
EducationRe: Bishop Oyedepo Rejects Hijab Use In Mission Schools, Warns Against Harassment by CrickCrackPow(m): 1:04pm On Aug 14, 2025
Hmm In my country, we all love Jesus, we all love Mohammed, we are so religious, we pray on Sundays and Fridays , speak in tongues and shout Allahu-Akbar but we hate each other. We are a conglomeration of hypocrites.

No Ones Compeled To Pateonise A School Different From Ones Faith.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: FG Orders Probe Of Civil Service Recruitments Amid Job Racketeering Scandal by CrickCrackPow(m): 3:01pm On Aug 12, 2025
Nigeria is Neither Witnessing Civilian Rule Nor Democracy But What We Have At Best Is A Form Of Government I Call "Kakistomoboplutocracy" And That's Bad For Us As A Nation.
CelebritiesRe: Ludacris And Family Become Citizens Of Gabon After Tracing Ancestry by CrickCrackPow(m): 9:50am On Aug 01, 2025
Don't care where you come from
As long as you're a black man
You're an African
No mind your nationality
You have got the identity of an African
No mind your complexion
There is no rejection
You're an African
'Cause if your complexion
No mind denomination
That is only segregation
You're an African
PoliticsRe: Marketers Drop Petrol Prices Below Dangote’s Cost by CrickCrackPow(m): 9:38am On Jul 30, 2025
Competition Attenuates The Incentive To Do So And Prompts Firms To Increase Quality And/Or Decrease Prices . In Most models, The Entry Of New Competitors
Leads To Price Reductions By Putting More Competitive
Pressure On Market Incumbents.
SportsRe: Ademola Lookman Rejects Napoli Offer, Awaits Inter Milan by CrickCrackPow(m): 9:15pm On Jul 21, 2025
When The Bush Is On Fire The Chameleon Must Abandon The Walking Style Of Its Ancestors.

Wisdom Is Bleak And That's A Word From The Wise!
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Bello Weds Fourth Wife In Abuja (Pix) by CrickCrackPow(m): 5:40pm On Jul 17, 2025
ISaiah 4:1
"In that day seven women will take hold of one man and say, “We will eat our own food and provide our own clothes; only let us be called by your name. Take away our disgrace"
May God Punish Ans Disgrace Poverty For My Sake. Amen.
FamilyRe: South Africans Protest Burial Of Nigerian Man In Their Village by CrickCrackPow(m): 6:38am On Jul 11, 2025
South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he is a foreigner
RomanceRe: Marrying A Virgin Doesn't Automatically Mean You Married Well As A Man by CrickCrackPow(m): 1:19pm On Jul 09, 2025
girl can be 21 with 2 kids while another one can be 18 with 3 abortions but the society will judge the 21 year old simply because her decisions are visible[right][/right]
PoliticsRe: Kwara Residents Flee As Bandits Overpower Vigilantes, Burn Vehicles by CrickCrackPow(m): 5:51pm On Jul 05, 2025
A British proverb says: “When a clown rules the palace, the clown does not become king, but rather the palace becomes a circus.
AgricultureRe: What Is Happening To My Pawpaw Tree by CrickCrackPow(m): 5:48pm On Jul 05, 2025
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOUR PAWPAWhuh
Well, It's a Powdery mildew, caused by the fungus Oidium caricae, is a common disease affecting pawpaw (papaya) trees. It appears as a white or grayish powdery coating on leaves, stems, and sometimes fruit. While it can reduce fruit yield and size, it's usually not fatal to the tree.
Proper Hygiene Around The Papaya Coupled With Effectively Chemical Control Isn't A Bad Idea.

Thanks.
FoodRe: What Do You Think About These Transparent Gas Cylinders? by CrickCrackPow(m): 2:20pm On Jul 04, 2025
Paper Qualifications Aint Tantamount To Education.
FoodRe: What Do You Think About These Transparent Gas Cylinders? by CrickCrackPow(m): 1:47pm On Jul 04, 2025
School No Be Scam Woh!

A glass cylinder can be used to hold pressure, but it is generally not recommended due to the inherent fragility of glass. Glass is susceptible to cracking and shattering under pressure, especially sudden changes in pressure or high pressures. Therefore, other materials like steel or specialized composites are typically used for applications requiring pressure containment.

It's Scientific!
Jokes EtcRe: See The Most Popular Meme In Nigeria Today: He Is Now Celebrity. by CrickCrackPow(m): 9:59am On Jun 26, 2025
Ovoko!
Meekart, The Best Friend To Kasongo Aka V18 Engine, Reverse Parking

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