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Politics › Re: Osun: Davido To Pick Accord Party Membership Card Tomorrow by Criksus(m): 10:57pm On Dec 23, 2025

atiku4President:
data boy, go and rest. You will be paid, don't worry. I know the month is about to end

Bell boy, guess we are both anticipating month end....oh wait, I almost forgot you are on commission hence why you had to jump on my mention, anyways enjoy it while it last...merry Christmas in advance nitwit

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Politics › Re: Osun: Davido To Pick Accord Party Membership Card Tomorrow by Criksus(m): 10:25pm On Dec 23, 2025

Adeleke is definitely going to Loose this Election, Osun state no be una birthright.

We are tired of watching the pot bellied Dancer ....he should dance his way back to Georgia Atl.

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Sports › Re: Buckley Targets Anthony Joshua Over Nigeria Flag Calls Him Ungrateful Hyprocrite by Criksus(m): 2:12pm On Dec 21, 2025

Can you imagine this white nitwit, Joshua represented Britain all his career as a boxer, so is it a crime to identify with his root now....the racist bigot couldn't even call the Nigerian name rather refer her as third world.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Arsenal (0 - 1) On 20th December 2025 by Criksus(m): 4:16am On Dec 21, 2025

Nijaforward:
It’s obvious Chelsea fans are having headaches about this Arsenal team because they seems ote worried about Arsenal than their team…i’m not an Arsenal fan but it’s becoming more common when Arsenal are winning Chelsea are losing…Chelsea is 10 points behind Arsenal so why won’t they be more concern about how they can reach the level of Arsenal but more concern about Arsenal not winning the league and this makes me think is Chelsea a mid table team that have already accepted that they can’t win the league…it’s obvious Chelsea fans are envious of Arsenal 100%

Ofcourse thats what makes the game interesting, we(Chelsea) are envious of them(arsenal) and if they are wise enough, they should capitalize on this and push harder grin

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Business › Re: The World’s Black Billionaires 2025 by Criksus(m): 9:40pm On Dec 19, 2025

Davido and his 30BG gang didn't make the list .....lol, boy needs to rest abeg

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Cardiff City Vs Chelsea: EFL Cup (1- 3) On 16th December 2025 by Criksus(m): 11:11pm On Dec 16, 2025

solablings:
1:3 correct score in favour of Chelsea.

Prediction 100%

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Career › Re: We All Started In The Same Place. Same Classrooms. Same Uniforms. by Criksus(m): 8:53pm On Dec 16, 2025

So no billionaires?

Romance › Re: What Stupid Thing Have You Done For Your Crush For The Sake Of Love by Criksus(m): 9:11am On Dec 16, 2025

Kobicove:
The class rep was her main boyfriend, you were her sidecock

Rather an assistant boyfriend grin

Sports › Re: Triple A Fitness Centre Raises Abuja Wellness Culture, Hosts Successful First Ed by Criksus(m): 8:42am On Dec 16, 2025

Well we all know the reason some people are there grin

Meat pie body and the meat pie eater.

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Sports › Re: Which Of These Football Starlets Disappointed The Most? by Criksus(m): 8:38am On Dec 16, 2025

Vinnie2000:
*Javier Saviola
*Dominic Adiyiah
*Christantus Macaulay
*Florent Sinama Pongolle
*Ganzo
*Pato
*Pablo Aimar
*Alex Oxlade Chamberlain
*Renato Sanchez
*Bartholomew Ogbechie
*Bojan Krkic
*Dos Santos of Mexico
Etc

They are Young Super-Talented Players who we thought would win Ballon'dor and World cups
But they never lived up to Expectations.

WHICH YOUNG FOOTBALL STARS DISAPPOINTED YOU THE MOST?🤔

Mine is Pablo Aimar: The young midfielder off Valencia fc was too good
But I do not know what happened with him.

In Nigeria, There was a Striker in our FIFA 2001 Under-17 World Cup.
He was better than Yakubu Aiyegbeni and Victor Agali then
But suddenly,he disappeared.

What's yours?

Chrisantus Macaulay, that dude had all clubs on lockdown just to go into extinction

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Celebrities › Re: 50 Cent Surges On Spotify Charts After Diddy Documentary Release by Criksus(m): 6:54am On Dec 16, 2025*

50 Cent is really seizing the moment, I guess he has been waiting for such opportunity for a very very very long time

a typical first to do no dey pain grin

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Sports › Re: AFCON 2025: Chelle Names Final 28-man Super Eagles Squad [full by Criksus(m): 11:18am On Dec 14, 2025

Sonnobax15:

Nothing new ,and it'd be the highest level of foolishness for any Nigerian to expect any miracle from these crop of super eagles...

TBVH this will be the most boring AFCON outing for the super eagles cuz most Nigerians aren't interested in their mediocre performance, especially the r0bbish they displayed during the last world cup qualifications.

To be honest, you have said the absolute truth, most Nigerians have lost faith in these set of super eagles players, it's going to take a lot to restore the faith and love.

Phones › Re: Why You Should Be Careful With People Who Always Turn On Disappearing Messages by Criksus(m): 1:08pm On Dec 13, 2025

You see people that turn off read receipt to me are very shady people leave it or take it

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TV/Movies › Re: IMDB's 2025 Most Popular Movies: How Many Have You Watched? by Criksus(m): 9:34pm On Dec 11, 2025

I have seen seven out of the 10 highlighted

Crime › Re: Policeman Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Killing UNIJOS Student by Criksus(m): 12:03am On Dec 10, 2025

Prettychild:
I remember when I was serving in Bayelsa, I came back late at night from my trip. I went to buy food, that was how one Policeman started to touch me, I told him to leave me alone, he told me that if I didn’t agree to him, that he can kill me here and nothing will happen. Omo! Naso the hunger disappear, I just left before one constable will waste me abeg

Those police officers at biogbolo or inec junction are very typical of this.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Sunderland (3 - 0) On 6th December 2025 by Criksus(m): 3:32pm On Dec 06, 2025

City will win, most especially because Arsenal has thrown the title race open again as usual, bloody caretakers, always taking care of the 1st position for the winner grin

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Romance › The Bitter Truth by Criksus(op): 3:13pm On Dec 01, 2025

Give 10 young men a job that pays N1M a month and in 12 months 8 of them will be married.

Give 10 young ladies a job that pays N1M a month and in 12 months maybe only one or two will be married.

Why?

The young men can date and marry ladies who make anything between N100K and N1M a month and there are thousands of such ladies available to them.

The ladies, on the other hand, will develop attitude and begin to look for men who make N2M and above a month. This will lead to two problems.

1. The men who make N2M and above a month are very very few. Less than 5 in a thousand men and 4 of them are married.

2. The men who make N2M and above a month will not want them because of their attitude.

Only few women retain their femininity once they start making money and men who make N2M and above a month value femininity above any other thing.

What you just read is the reason why patriarchy seemed to be against women.

The truth is that patriarchy understands the inherent nature of women and wanted to save women from themselves.

If you want to keep a young lady single, give her good money.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Children Killed, 10 Others Injured At Mass Shooting In California, USA (Photos) by Criksus(m): 10:10pm On Nov 30, 2025

Americans and guns....hmmm, it's never going to stop.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Bayern Munich: UCL (3 - 1) On 26th November 2025 by Criksus(m): 8:47pm On Nov 26, 2025

Arsenal is definitely loosing or getting the least which is a draw....but definitely not a win, then suffer another defeat against London's best CHELSEA.

Travel › Re: Trailer Spills Bullets On ABU Road, Zaria Amid Rising Security Concerns by Criksus(m): 8:29pm On Nov 26, 2025

This keeps getting worst as the day goes by
With all the fracas going on, yet bullets are still being smuggled in ....it's high time we break ties with the North

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Fashion › Re: Body Piercings: She Stopped Talking To Me Because I Told Her This. by Criksus(m): 7:05pm On Nov 26, 2025

You have done what every good friend would do, which is tell the honest truth, if she decide to act out because of that it's all on her and not you bro, her talking to you or not hasn't stop you from breathing in and out ...let her be, Omo ti won ba bawi ti o ba warunki...o ready lati parun.

Family › Re: His Father Is Edo; His Mother Is Saudi-Irish & He Wants To Visit Edo State by Criksus(m): 5:37pm On Nov 26, 2025

Stay back where you are ....if you commence your journey you will be kidnapped for ransom.

Romance › Re: Man Shares Shocking Response From Talking Stage Who Refused To Pay Back Money by Criksus(m): 7:11am On Nov 25, 2025

DyshApp:
The money he’ll spend in sueing her will definitely be more than 20k and if she can’t even pay 20k she won’t be able to pay anything more

Lol, she go source for money bro, when jail term dey stare her koro koro.

Well she can go ahead and borrow from her long list of talking stages, obviously he isn't her first victim and certainly won't be the last if she isn't cautioned.

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Education › Re: Proud Mother Celebrates Daughter Who Graduated Still A Virgin From Absu(Photos/V by Criksus(m): 3:45pm On Nov 23, 2025

Pierocash:
Her boyfriend laughing at that woman with one eye

You mean he is laughing with a Bombastic side eye.

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Sports › Re: 2026:FIFA Deletes World Cup Poster After Reactions Over Non-inclusion Of Ronaldo by Criksus(m): 9:09pm On Nov 21, 2025

Jafar1:
Has he ever given Messi his flowers?
He always find a way to belittle Messi's achievements.

Yet he wants to be respected

Messi is and will always be the bigger person my bro, we don't need any flowers for Validation.

Sports › Re: 2026:FIFA Deletes World Cup Poster After Reactions Over Non-inclusion Of Ronaldo by Criksus(m): 4:21pm On Nov 21, 2025

In as much as I am a die hard messi fan, Ronaldo has made his mark in the game, give honor to whom honor is due.

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Romance › Re: Comedian, Mr Odey D Uncommon, Accuses Man Of Sleeping With His Wife by Criksus(m): 9:07pm On Nov 18, 2025

His name is "OKO" after all , man has got bigger gun than the comedian. Just divorce her and heal in peace sir.

Celebrities › Re: Yomi Gold Ventures Into Goat Farming In The US, Video Goes Viral by Criksus(m): 8:50pm On Nov 18, 2025

First of all, these are sheeps and not Goats as Indicated. Every hustle comes with its own profits, hustle legitimately and remain steadfast and watch your hustle blossom.

Politics › Re: Two Prison Inmates Die, Others Injured As Transformer Explodes In Akwa Ibom by Criksus(m): 6:49am On Nov 14, 2025

This is really sad, just a month to the end of the year, r.i.p to the departed.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Tiktok Influencer Killed In Public ‘Execution’ As Mali’s Jihadist Crisis Worsens by Criksus(m): 6:45am On Nov 12, 2025

Sadly same military she advocated for couldn't save her, R.I.P cisse.

Celebrities › Re: I Trusted You With My Sextape - Regina Daniels To Ned Nwoko by Criksus(m): 11:12pm On Nov 09, 2025

Sonnobax15:

I won't be surprised if Ned should release those tapes , with the way the whole saga is going......

If not for f00lishnex,why would a married man,an old man like Ned allow his legally married wife to be filming herself during intimacy? @

Cha,lemme reserve like 1gb for corner wey I go use rush download am anytime Ned Nwoko feels like empowering his constituents with clips of the tape

You mean Clips of the Clits grin

Sports › Re: Lionel Messi Becomes The First Player In History To Record 400 Career Assists. by Criksus(m): 10:57pm On Nov 09, 2025

abc115:
👕 1133 games
⚽️ 894 goals
🎯 400 assists
🏆 46 trophies
⭐️ 8 Ballon d’Ors
🏆 1 world cup

The greatest player of all time! 🐐

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