₦airaland Forum

Zzor:
Tor, maybe I have powers over such force because I'm never going to love any man without my senses

then I don't think you will ever be able to love any man at all

SweetCunt97:
Well, he's not complaining so baba face front.

are you the one in your Profile . you got some ass, but your legs look like an abnormal cassava

womenareapes:
for example we all know say yeerouubaaa people dirty natural that one dey peculiar to them!

but for this White people them get some sets were dirty Weller!

Na just the weather that's why them no dey Bath! even the weather self go tempt you not to Bath

you are an ape ..ode

Miggs:
I have seen many redpill threads and discussions on different forums and social media platforms but this thread right here is the reddest redpill thread I have ever set my eyes on.The thread is also kind of scary

i swear bro...its going deep into my brain

SILENTandSMART2:
May god bless you op,


I've been thinking of a way to beat the hell out of one girl i saw yesterday she know dat i like her and she like me also, but the truth is i can't approach any girl firstly, I don't know where she see her kaku, she's the first girl dat i will meet in my life dat will be expecting me SILENTandSMART to talk to her first,





Me con dey lose interest self the next thing dat i wanna do is beat her,



OP the main problem right now is dat i can't act like a girl because I'm a man with big muscles, secondly i can't act like a mad man because ano get rags to wear,




Op can you give me your Christmas clothe so dat i can tear it to act like a mad man,


I promise dat i will buy another one for you next year April,


Yunno dat we gather dey my brother ❤️✊✌️

you never ready beat anyone
when you ready, blade is N20, mud dey easy to find...just tear tear your clothes rub am for mud..madness don land be that

TheCork:
brother..I dont meannnto sound rude but it seem yor head may not be correct sir. Sounds like u were born to suffer & clearly u hav yor limit..u will never have moiney. I go to Nigeria 4 times a year & my next visit is 12 December. I get free pucccccy & I hardly even spend a dime. I stay in a beach house in Nigeria. Have u ever beeento a beach house in yor life. Guys like u say Nigeria is bad..yes...for u poor things. Anyways, gots noting to proof to u co, u r noting.....and for the record, I am linking up wit 8 nairaland guys & hav promised them £300 each for noting. Do the maths..eddddiot boy!!(laters)

okay

TheCork:
brother..u get access to free punnnnny.....and for the record, I have money (pounds). I never beg!!

if you have money, then you wont go through all this stress just to get FREE punny..broke ass

P.S : I'm just engaging you for the fun of it... i know say you no get sense

change it to India

TheCork:
...yes am London base & I come to Nigeria every 4 month...dummy...bro u r a dummy 4real(no oofense)

if so, you won't be begging for useless a role in an audio movie

TheCork:
kaiiii.. 0P..i am hand some & available please..I have dated loads of babes on Nairaland...Please hire me sir!!!

i thought you live in london. werey

TheCork:
bro we here u but still u have not answer the question.. is the man in your photo profle yor brother or boyfriend sir?
is juss a simple question. We dont no. we juss askin. who is the man in yor photo profile sir?

you tie wrapper for eyes na she be that

Sixfeetbelle:
It's good how this statistics also refers to you.

Insignificant tot like you

at least I don't speak for other guys unlike you who thinks what you believe is the same as other girls.so i reminded you how insignificant you are

Sixfeetbelle:
Oestrogen and progesterone are the major ones. Should I mention the rest?

na hin dey make you dey do fala folo up and down for this NL

Joker09:
Me sef wonder o.
Coz I believed Evolutionlove to be a bonafied redpiller but he seems so soft and cool to this craze gel wey no get any iota of respect for men at all. In the end, we can't know what anyone truly is by their depictions online. You can only know yourself.

she don get his mumu button, what more could it be

Sixfeetbelle:
She's nagging you cause you get coconut head and you know dey hear word.

That stuff she's nagging about, you never hear am before? Yes or no? You listen wella before you go do am as she talk am? Yes or no?

Excuse my pidgin. It isn't my first language

you don carry your wahala con ravage another thread which kain hormone dey your body sef

Evolutionlove:
You this girl ehn, You be Case I swear. You will surely make a good GF.......

good girlfriend? e be like say you tie wrapper for eyes ..you no see wetin she dey chat for this threads since

Sixfeetbelle:
I won't deny whatever you think of me cause the opinion of people who know absolutely nothing about me doesn't count.

However, I still stand by what I said cause sef, no lady will date you without any monetary compensation from you. Not in this lifetime, at least.



Why was I even stressing myself debating this stuff with you sef?



I don dey go ooh. Cristy, sweetie, anything for me?

gbola dey for you
by statistics there are 4.5billion+ women on earth so that means you represent 0.000000022222222222222% percent of the whole female population..so you see how INSIGNIFICANT YOU and your opinion are..

SweetCunt97:
OH well, I take care of my man, and he take care of me in return. I'm no superwoman. I understand my role and I ain't fighting for no silly equality. Him taking care of me doesn't mean I'm jobless or poor or whatever.

I'm a realist and I've simply spoken d gospel truth. I'm sorry if your dad never took care of your mom, probably why you come off so agitated. It's well.

dont bring my dad or mum to this, give yourself sense.. my quote is simple why were you schooled, to end up on instagram ..any educated girl that doesn't strive to take care of herself and relies on a man has failed herself and her parents..and the fact of equality isn't entertained in this ..this isn't the stone age or cave men era anymore. go out and use your two God given hands to work

Nazgul:
My brother leave that girl alone...she's an olosho and is just trying to justify her miserable lifestyle.

When I started this thread I never Indicated anywhere that I requested for sex from any of the girls asking for money. Girls ask for money from guys they chat with that's my annoyance.

She being a Stark illiterate failed to read and understand what I was saying and started vomiting jargons about guys banging girls and refusing to pay.

My dear Sixfeetbelle next time try and understand a post before replying.

My post isn't about sex...and has nothing to do with sex. Go back and read it. I was angry because you ladies are now billing men for just talking to you. Which is very wrong.

That I chat with you on social media shouldn't make me your problem solver. If you decide to date me, then common sense should make me understand that there are basic things you're obviously going to benefit from me as my lover.

But asking me for money just because I said hi to you on Facebook or WhatsApp is completely out of question...so please stop derailing my thread and stay focused on the issue at hand.

i perceived the olosho ishness in her but since she claimed she practice chastity i don mechionu

Sixfeetbelle:
Pvssy doesn't just stretch on its own if it isn't being stretched by sexual activities. If you are the one stretching it, you should at least be responsible for your actions, no? I'm not the one who made women's virginity an important issue.


Your sperm is useless in the large scale of things, sorry.

pussy doesn't stretch on its own so the same pussy that's on that 12year old girl is the same as the one on the 25year old.. but i get you.. your pussy is meant to be stretched.. nobody sent you to buy tightening cream..you did that based on your decision.. probably because of the promiscuous mindset you have that tight pussy entice men

SweetCunt97:
Eye on the pant, eye in ya pocket... Naso e be. Men are meant to take care of women.

yeah ..coz women are crippled creatures that don't have hands and legs and a working brain
if you are an educated woman and you still expect to be taken care of without even think of replicating the same gesture then you are failure and your parents have wasted their money on your education

Sixfeetbelle:
Good. Let's do that.

Let's all cancel relationships and be fully into oloshos. It's still you that will pay for the sex, shey you know?

no prob i will pay for the sex and after i don stretch and slack your pussy finish ..i will find a reasonable decent girl that still has the factory follow come pussy and marry. so who lose

Pancakeey:
Hello, Nairalanders.
I’m really sad plus, this is the first time I’ll be telling total strangers what’s bothering me. But I thought why not?

So, I just recently became single and I’m healing or trying to cope with it. After my breakup, I realized that I had no one except my boyfriend (as a friend)
Now, I’m going through a tough time, my work is stressing me out and little things just make me cry. It feels like I’m not growing like there’s no change in my life.

I guess that’s why my ass was dumped. My ex said I brought nothing to the table except feelings.

It’s worse because my work has become more demanding and I don’t think I can keep up with it. But I can’t be heartbroken and still broke. How do I keep a clear head? How do I stay strong despite all these? I have no one to talk to and I feel I’m alone.

I’m losing it. When it feels like everything is finally going right for me it turns sour again.

Long story short, I need kind words from you guys.
I have so many things I want to achieve but my weak heart is failing me.

I understand ..what you living now is a provincial life..if you could ask for a few weeks break from work..or even days.. travel out of your city ..go to some serene environment where you meet new people it would help

Plut01:
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Better forget that calories thing. Garri go dry you sotay people go think say you get Cervical cancer. Try it for two days and see your cheek bones coming out like an ant emerging from it hole after a long rainy season.
It is 100% opposite of what food science taught us

I've been drinking garri since i could call mommy..and till today it's my second best food...
the only reason garri make you dry is that it has so little calories per serving compared to other meals

Sixfeetbelle:
Irrelevant to the question.

madam if your pussy stretches...it a natural body phenomenon... don't expect me to pay for stretching your pussy ..let me tell you something...if a man cums just once ..it takes a SOLID 7 DAYS to regain the testosterone he lost ..so should i bill for that or the excess amount of calories i burnt when kpanshing you

Sixfeetbelle:
My sentiments exactly!

Instead of dating you and suffer pvssy destruction, I'd propose all ladies be a hoe full time and get paid for suffering pvssy destruction.

At the end of the day, it's still you and your fellow "smart men" that will pay to have sex, or am I missing something?

okay but why do you girls still disguise under "we are in a relationship" and still want to demand like an olosho..if i approach you...just tell me you don't do relationship but the olosho stuff

garri is carbohydrates but when too much the body stores it as starch which is then converted to sugar
and your body needs other classes of foods to sustain itself ...
so too much carbohydrates without other nutrients will affect you

Sixfeetbelle:
You're the one that wanted the sex, not me.

if i wanted the sex and you don't feel like having sex carry your bag and leave chikena...but if you think you *gave me sex then expect payment..then you are not dating me rather having a permanent client

Sixfeetbelle:
Would you marry her with her widened pvssy?

okay she was sleeping when her pussy got stretched .

ZIINI:
Lol there many things that is attached to dating a Nigerian girl .if you read very well up there. there is a place I stated it that the moment you start dating a Nigerian girl you've become her parent that very moment.expect heavy billing the following day or latest the following week
If you listen to this song
Mobad X lil kesh X Nairamarley -> Pomo sweet
The song says it all

and they do all this without conscience.. that was how a 17yr old girl told me her boyfriend must be tall, handsome and rich, and she no get shin shin.. yet she uses 5k cream monthly.. setting some unreasonable standards for themselves

pocohantas:
You are overthinking things.

How can you keep saying you haven’t eaten for 3days without any explanation? Haba! Don’t you know that is Naija babes intro to ask for urgent 2k?

The guy is not psychic to know you were fasting. Whenever I tell a man I haven’t eaten, I always make sure I add the reason (e.g) Busy day, I am trying to watch my intake/weight...etc.

While it wasn’t so nice of him to disappear, we should remember that building relationships is hard in Nigeria because we suspect ourselves too much. Imagine if he kept telling you he is lonely.

It is okay if you want to block him, I just want you to know you are not entirely blameless. It takes time and trust to unlock certain aspects of a friendship...

you are the only person here that has reason to this matter from both party.. I'm shocked the comment came from a female .lol