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Politics / Re: Dangote Crashes Diesel And Aviation Fuel Prices Again; Sells At N940 And N980 by criuze(m): 5:10pm On Apr 23
Welcome development
Politics / Re: Yoruba Nation: Modupe Onitiri Abiola Declares Secession From Nigeria (video) by criuze(m): 3:47pm On Apr 14
How did this got the front page
Crime / Re: FGN To Arrest And Prosecute Fake Degree Holders by criuze(m): 7:54pm On Apr 03
That's if you have any work for the real degrees


You better leave the fake ones na street everyone dey

Fake or real my still under the pillow
Politics / Re: We Will No Longer Accredit Observer Groups That Don’t Submit Reports – INEC by criuze(m): 7:14am On Mar 21
Imaging how they will bluntly tell you that you are gross incompetent

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Romance / Re: Why Can't My Husband Stop P0rn �� by criuze(m): 10:50am On Mar 20
The only thing I understands here is that you're always checking your husband's phone


Well, it's good, I'll only advise you to find a ways to manage your anxieties and more of minding your beautiful family


When ever you decide to dig, definitely you must dig up something unpleasant

So, Pray for your husband, both of you are very young

He can over come it with your help, not with threats

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Politics / Re: 1 Killed, 2 Injured As Suicide Bombing Returns To Borno by criuze(m): 12:15pm On Mar 19
This self destruction is rooted in poverty and government insensitivity

No Kuwaiti, Saudi or Emirati person will blow up himself because of religion, because they are relatively comfortable

Religion serves as a justifiable route for people to escape hardship to suicide bombing which comes with blessings and promises from their imams
Politics / Re: Scarcity Of Passport Booklets Looms As FG Incurs N16 Billion Production Debt by criuze(m): 11:07pm On Mar 18
3ice9ce:


Shebi na there Uwazuruike dey do Biafran passport wey he dey sell to foolish Biafrans that year.
He then printed Biafran pounds and was selling it to Biafrans. The day his child got married, he was fighting when they were spraying him the Biafran pounds grin




I presume the so called oduduwa was either a møron or a stultified imbecilê

If not why do they all lack simple senses, commonly dirty and myopic

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Sports / Re: Ever Heard Of Sportybet Balance Adder by criuze(m): 7:20am On Mar 18
Find life bro
Politics / Re: Scarcity Of Passport Booklets Looms As FG Incurs N16 Billion Production Debt by criuze(m): 7:07am On Mar 18
Ordinary booklet that can be printed in new market road onitsha

Ok, continue

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Politics / Re: Hajj:Islamic Clerics Lauds Interior Minister For E-passports Innovation by criuze(m): 7:50pm On Mar 14
Nice improvement

To make japa easier
Health / Re: Stubborn Staphylococcus And Gonorrhea by criuze(m): 10:39pm On Mar 08
But staphylococcus isn't STD
Music/Radio / Re: DJ Donak Fulfilled Promises Gospel Jamz Mixtape by criuze(m): 3:03pm On Mar 08
The gospel dj on the planet earth
Romance / Re: If You Propose And She Says No, Is The Relationship Over? by criuze(m): 2:47pm On Mar 08
The point is you shouldn't take life too serious,
If she refuses I bet you it is not a do or die affair

Life continues and no body is indespenseble under the sun




It doesn't mean the relationship will end anyways,


you will only have patience and keep searching until she finds out that someone else has taken the offer she refused

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Romance / Re: He Accuses Me Of Sleeping With His Wife by criuze(m): 2:26pm On Mar 08
Your movements wasn't too commendable

You need to go to God in prayers with sincere heart, keep calm and trust God ,


no need getting provoked, it'll worsen the situation

That is if you no enter the woman .



But you suppose dey close to marriage by now naa, at least once in a while your woman will come around to help you a little

Abi you no follow people on the straight line or a celibate

On the other side , if you enter the woman you better Japa completely from that area as soon as possible
Romance / Re: He Accuses Me Of Sleeping With His Wife by criuze(m): 2:14pm On Mar 08
Fiscus105:
Married woman couldnt describe barber's place for you, but prefare to walk you down to his place like Tommy & Jerry in the streets that 3 of you staying as neighbors.

The act rubbishes her husband's virtues as a man already, even if you didn't have ulterior motive.

I doubt if you guys normally thinking what people would be thinking and saying when dealing with someone husband/wife


Bro your brain get quality oil with exotic fragrance
Business / Re: ‘How CBN Can Track $26bn Binance Transactions’ - Obinna Iwuno by criuze(m): 1:16pm On Mar 07
judetov2:
Hmmm...one thing I know for sure is, if u have money in Binance then that money is gone.


I don't need to ask were you dropped at
Business / Re: Naira Depreciation: USD Supply Drops By 42% At FOREX Market Despite Binance Exit by criuze(m): 9:21am On Mar 07
Whose next to blame


Maybe opay

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Politics / Re: Address Food Insecurity With Immediate Priority – IMF Urges FG by criuze(m): 10:39pm On Mar 05
Nigerias problem is not short of leadership conspiracy against the people

The youths in particular
Politics / Re: Address Food Insecurity With Immediate Priority – IMF Urges FG by criuze(m): 10:37pm On Mar 05
OreMI22:


Well, if they allow food to be imported even as a short-term measure or secure farms in the middle belt for the farmers to cultivate their lands and produce food, there would be no hunger again. This spells doom for the politicians who need Nigerian youths to remain poor and hungry to be willing tools for thuggery and snatching of ballot boxes.

So you can be assured that the FG will not do anything fundamental to alleviate food insecurity and hunger in Nigeria as it serves the purpose of the elite politicians to remain in power. They will merely do palliatives and give them rice or garri to feed them for a while before the hunger returns to keep them hooked on the whims of the elites in government.


I couldn't believe anyone understands Nigeria so well like this
Business / Re: What Business Can I Start With ₦500k? by criuze(m): 6:59pm On Mar 05
Rumundele:
Akpu business from benue, you are sure of 150k+capital every month



How bro
Business / Re: Name An Item You Have Stopped Buying Due To Inflation/high Prices. by criuze(m): 11:09am On Mar 05
I only drink coke when I want to celebrate something very special and personal

That small mimee noodle that use to be my last rescue, I started with 80 but now 300, I stopped buying it by default


Then beer na only for Christmases, I rather take sachet ogogoro, and oh they banned that too

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Business / Re: Naira Depreciates To N1,620/$ At Parallel Market by criuze(m): 7:24am On Mar 05
It's hight timepeoe sack this Acute Poverty Congress from their


They don't know what they are into
Politics / Re: Tolu Ogunlesi Replies Peter Obi On Ukraine's Grains by criuze(m): 7:18am On Mar 05
Goodvibes007:

Peter Obi, an Ibo man, is currently insulting the senses and Intelligence of Nigerians.


The basic things you guys lacked is common sense




Shaaame on you people


I'll spit on anything that represent the yrwba
Politics / Re: Tolu Ogunlesi Replies Peter Obi On Ukraine's Grains by criuze(m): 8:29pm On Mar 04
Yorubwa people complete shame to entire planet

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Politics / Re: Tolu Ogunlesi Replies Peter Obi On Ukraine's Grains by criuze(m): 8:26pm On Mar 04
Nigeria make me tears

How able bodied presume intellectual will be shaming himself without any recourse



This is a very deep shame
Business / Re: House Of Reps Orders Immediate Arrest Of Binance CEO by criuze(m): 6:41pm On Mar 04
The worst part is crypto can go dark web if the persecution continues




African Poor Congress are completely lost of ideas s now

To make a 21 century economy isn't about wearing a branded plague of poverty loops on a native cap

God help africa

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Politics / Re: Over 14,000 Nigerians Voluntarily Return From Niger by criuze(m): 6:24pm On Mar 04
Coming back into tinubulation


Odiegwu

If you travel Nigeria go look better
If you stay Nigeria go look exactly like hell fire


God save your people
Politics / Re: Umahi: No Need For Protest In Southeast, Tinubu Has Solved Our Challenges by criuze(m): 2:11pm On Mar 04
It's was the the ESN that stopped Fulani herdsmen
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ukraine: Russia Must Not Win, We Will Send Ground Troops If Necessary - Macron by criuze(m): 3:44pm On Feb 27
Please everyone must join hands to make this war something to remember


Any country that refuse to fight this time must be nuked out

Nigeria must be up and ready
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Engages New Legal Team As Trial Begins by criuze(m): 12:52am On Feb 27
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All the people he asked to be killed during EndSARS nko?[/
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Engages New Legal Team As Trial Begins by criuze(m): 12:50am On Feb 27
"But if the price is death for all we hold dear
Then let us die without a shred of fear"


Says our national anthem

Kanu is a true embodiment of Biafra

Biafra we shall live and die for
Health / Re: I Usually Spend 50k On Pad Monthly: how much do you spend on pad monthly? by criuze(m): 6:34pm On Feb 25
Well i no doubt

Because it depends on the size of the nyash

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