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piagetskinner:
Total waste of time..mtchew

not only time and resources

CountDracula:
Ahhh. Seun never comment nah...

see Naija oooo with their wayo okay no problem he go soon comment at least start your trekking stuff I go dey follow your progress on twiter

babeface3:
You are a calculated i.diot. Why did you not vote GEJ for enforcement of the CONFAB? was that not part of the reasons the North did not want him, because they want the status quo of sharing money to their people and begging the youths to go to school free. Dveloping their place with money that come from squalid communities in Niger Delta. Lets continue to pray for Nigeria cos its not yet uhuru!

you are a wonderfully made slowpoke.. what gave you an impression that I voted for GMB and beside must we wait for eternity before GEJ implement it. You dis bumbling baboon

CountDracula:
I hav more dan 1 fone, I said I wil give u my fone, na to giv u torchlight nokia nah.

oga wey ma phone. U better send it now before I descend on you cos I dey vex gannnn

CountDracula:
If seun comments on dis I will dash u my fone

God fit catch you today and I love that your phone die

agarawu23:
temitemi1 and barcanista with their oga @ the top been stealing us since 1999

don't mind temitemi1 and his yeye hero and role model dem go soon hear

CountDracula:
If dis makes FP I wil dance from lagos to kwara

oga seun I beg move dis to front page so dis yeye man can start him journey shap shap

Noted... mimiko is a real dictator and betrayal

Thanks oga seun God will bless you first time my post made it to front page.. oga countdracula I beg ma phone.. countdracula I sight you. You get mouth

Please what's the outcome of this conference that our government spent so much on

In case front page.. I go just dey watch from here

Very ironic

KUDOS TO MEN. N MALE GENDER:
[ the 1st time , someone has written something good for men also..... !!

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Ⓜ Who is a MAN

A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation.

He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.

He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents' face.

He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the lady he loves just to see her smiling

He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complaint.

He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for lifetime.

He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.

His life finally ends up only by compromising for others' happiness.

If he goes out, then he's careless

If he stays at home, then he's a lazy

If he scolds children, then he's a monster

If he doesn't scold, then he's a irresponsible guy

If he stops wife from working, then he's an insecure guy

If he doesn't stops wife from working, then he's somebody who lives on wife's earnings

If he listens to mom, then he's mama's boy

If he listens to wife, he's wife's slave

Respect every male in your life. U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U. Ladies what do you think

Please nairalander there are these two words that am a little bit confused about.. though have checked my dictionary but not yet okay with it. Please what are the differences between UNIVERS, WOLRD and earth

Can you feel my pain ehhhh.. Dagrin olenu bi pon pon pon pa, u gonna reign forever in our heart

We remember one of naija greatest artist today... we miss you so much and you will always be in our heart.. RIP barrackogrin.

Just in case

A basket contains 5 apples. how you divide them among 5 kids so that each one has an apple and one apple stays in the basket?

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OVER 700 Zimbabweans displaced by the xenophobic attacks will leave Durban in South Africa today following successful documentation by embassy officials yesterday, while more are expected to trickle into the country throughout the week.In a telephone interview, Zimbabwean Ambassador to South Africa Mr Isaac Moyo, who was at a camp in Chatsworth, Durban, said all documentation was complete for 700 Zimbabweans who will leave in seven buses.

"We have finished processing all documentation for our people in this particular camp and what is left is for the immigration processes from the South African side, otherwise these people should have left today but basically they are leaving tomorrow," he said. Ambassador Moyo said there were over 1 000 Zimbabweans that were at the Durban camp and more were still coming in for documentation.


"Numbers are huge, I can confirm. There is quite a sizable number of Zimbabweans here in Durban and we have not closed our doors, we are accepting those that are still coming in but generally they are many," he said.

"We have seven buses that will take the first lot straight to Zimbabwe and we trust all will be well with this first lot."

The ambassador also said he was with South African President Jacob Zuma at the Chatsworth camp where he addressed foreigners and said Zimbabweans told him they wanted to leave.

"I was with President Zuma when he addressed the people and Zimbabweans told him that all they wanted was to go back home. They just wanted the Government to facilitate their immigration processes and they leave and they are leaving for sure," he said.

Ambassador Moyo said among the group coming back to Zimbabwe were 110 children that are returning with their parents and one woman was said to have given birth at the camp.

"I can confirm that one woman delivered a healthy baby at the camp today (yesterday) and she was later taken to the hospital for further care. We have 110 children that are also staying at this camp and they are returning with this first lot of those returning home," he said.

Ambassador Moyo said transport logistics for the displaced people had been organised in Zimbabwe and people would be repatriated to their various provinces as and when they arrive.

He also said he was only going to leave Durban when all Zimbabweans had been safely repatriated and he said it would take about a week.

"I will return to Pretoria when all Zimbabweans that want to go have been sent home and this may take a week or so but as of now, I will be here with the people to ensure all is well then I can leave," he promised.

President Zuma cancelled his State visit to Indonesia to meet the displaced immigrants where he promised to ensure that they would have their issues dealt with peacefully.

He said foreigners that wanted to remain in South Africa were free to do so, adding that the xenophobic attacks should not soil relations with them. He also said those that wanted to return to South Africa at a later date were free to return, much to the disgruntlement of the foreigners who said they wanted to return home and wanted nothing to do with South Africa.

Meanwhile, more than 30 people were said to have been arrested yesterday in Thokoza informal settlement in the East Rand and Cleveland, east of Johannesburg, for public violence, malicious damage to property, house breaking and theft after a fresh outbreak of anti-foreigner violence.

Overnight, small groups attacked shops in several areas around Johannesburg. Police are said to have used rubber bullets to disperse looters in Alexandra, a township north of the city.

Violence against immigrants in South Africa has killed at least six people since last week in one of the worst outbreaks of violence against foreigners in years.

Thousands sought refuge in temporary shelters after mobs with machetes attacked immigrants in Durban, where the attacks began. South African police fired rubber bullets on Friday to disperse crowds setting immigrant businesses ablaze as attacks against foreigners spread to Johannesburg.

Violence flared after Zulu King Goodwill Zwelithini said in remarks widely reported by South African media in March that foreigners should leave the country.

He has since said his comments were misinterpreted and on Saturday attempted to defuse tensions.

"Anyone who is waiting for an order from Zwelithini to attack people, no, no," eNCA reported the king as saying during a traditional ceremony in rural KwaZulu-Natal.

Pls click like to say no to xenophobia... we will not lose any of our friends and family in dis year

The Bureau of Public Safety (BPS) is calling on South African captains of businesses both in Ghana and across Africa to impress on the Jacob Zuma-led government to “as a matter of urgency act to protect and restore within FIVE DAYS the tranquility, rights and dignity of all foreign nationals residing in South Africa.”

Africa’s second largest economy has been hit by xenophobic violence since last week, leaving six persons including one Ghanaian dead.

Though the South African government has condemned the attack, authorities are yet to bring the wave of attacks - which broke out in Durban - under total control.

On Saturday, April 18, 30 persons were held by the police after fresh xenophobic attacks broke out in the commercial capital of Johannesburg.

In a statement to condemn the attacks, BPS says if within five days the South African authorities are not able to halt the attacks, business interests of the country in Ghana and other parts of Africa will be boycotted.

“The Bureau of Public Safety will embark on a campaign for all Ghanaians and other African nationals to observe a boycott of all South African shops, products, and services in Ghana and the rest of Africa as a peaceful demonstration of our displeasure and condemnation of the gruesome killings, and ceaseless torture of our kith and kin in South Africa,” the statement signed by Nana Yaw Akwada said.

“This collective peaceful act should send the strongest signal to the South African people, and for that matter the Government of South Africa that we in Ghana are not unaware of South African economic interests in Ghana and other African countries; and that they (the Government and people of South Africa) must do all within their power to protect and restore within the shortest possible time the tranquility, rights, and dignity of all foreign nationals residing in South Africa.”

It also asked the Ghana High Commission in South Africa to take interim measures to ensure that no further Ghanaian lives are lost.

Meanwhile, security seems to have been beefed up around the South African embassy in Accra.

Personnel from the state security agencies have been stationed at strategic positions near the embassy, a situation that has been condemned by Ghanaian residents.

“Ghana is a peaceful country and we won’t attack them because a Ghanaian has been killed,” one resident is quoted as saying.

God I dey vex.... pls grant me superman power to deal with dis useless people. Foolish ingratitude set of bumbling bad wagon

Four Ghanaians are reportedly killed in Kroonstad a small community in South Africa's Bloemfontein area in xenophobic attacks, a leader of a Ghanaian association has told Joy News.

There’s been no independent confirmation of the incident.

But Secretary of the Ghanaian Community in Bloemfontein Kofi Siaw has told JOYNEWS reports received in the last hour suggest the Ghanaians were allegedly killed by armed youth protesting takeover of local jobs by immigrants.

“What we heard is that for about three days they have not been seen so when they checked on them they have been murdered”, he explained to Joy News Saturday.

Their search, he said, led to the discovery of the four persons in the salon. A two-month-old baby is among the dead.

They had been dumped in a hair dressing salon.

He said hair-dressing is a popular business run by many Ghanaians in South Africa.The incident happened in Kroonstad, about 200kilometers from Bloemfontein Kofi Siaw was emphatic that the deaths could not be by natural causes, as alleged in the case of Emmanuel Quarcoo.

He unfortunately could not provide names of the deceased but assured that the community was frantically making calls in the hopes of identifying the victims.

Efforts to get official confirmation have not been successful yet.

But Joy FM's partners the BBC is also reporting fresh outbreak of xenophobic attacks the country’s largest city, Johannesburg.

According to the BBC Police used tear gas and rubber bullets to disperse looters in Alexandria as small groups attacked foreign-owned shops. More than 30 people have been picked up.

In Ghana Security has been beefed up at the South African High Commission to avert any possible reprisal attacks.

enoqueen:
No nigerian among them

Oga o io

lol u fit go add yourself now

“I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.

I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted.” . Who get fault the gul or the guy?

“I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.

I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted.”

Martino240:
Booked

can you sell it for ma rich brother

Humanbeing1st:
ME TOO

very very in case

aguiyi:
you would have added the pics of this animals to make the thread lively

sorry for that. I would in next one

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Quolls: Death By Fornication


While you may not have already heard of a quoll, if you know enough about their mating rituals, you won't soon forget the species. Every winter, the females all go into heat at the same time, causing a breeding frenzy within the species. The males will try to mate with as many females as possible, grabbing their newest mate by the neck and dragging them off to do the nasty. Average mating sessions last up to three hours, but can go on as long as a full day. That's because the males don't release very many sperm at a time, so they must ejaculate multiple times to ensure their genes are passed on. Like many human males trying to compensate for something, the quoll males are violent and ruthless. In fact, throughout all the biting, scratching and screeching, many females end up killed in the process, only to be eaten by their angry partner.

As if nature wished to compensate the females for their suffering, many of the males put out so much energy during the mating season that they lose weight, start balding and die within only a few weeks of their sexual rampage. (Buy it Here | Photo)


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Bedbugs: Impaler? I Hardly Know Her


Why bother courting and mating when you can instead just impale and run? That seems to be the thought process behind the bedbug's reproduction method. Indeed, rather than finding the female's reproductive organs and getting a little frisky, this quick-moving bug just stabs his lady in her stomach, deposits his sperm and leaves. The sperm then travel through the female's blood stream into sperm receptacles and eventually into her waiting ovaries.

This type of mating behavior is known by the terrifying title of “traumatic insertion,” and it certainly lives up to its name. At least when it's happening to something as horrible as bed bugs it's a lot harder to feel bad for the victims. (Source 1 | Source 2 | Photo)


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Squid: Those Slippery, No-Good Cephalopods


Squids may not seem like the sexiest animals around, but as it turns out, they might be some of the kinkiest. The male bioluminescent Dana Octopus Squid uses its beak and sharp claws to pierce holes in its mate before using a penis-like appendage to insert sperm into the cuts. On the other hand, the Greater Hooked Squid just bypasses the stabbing step by using sperm that independently burrow their way into the female's skin, using an enzyme that dissolves tissue.

The Sharpear Enope Squid is the first-known transgender squid, as some males not only resemble females in appearance, but even have female sex glands. While the debate is still out on what evolutionary benefit this provides, some researchers speculate that it allows these individuals to get closer to potential mates without being detected. (Source | Photo)





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Seals: Humping Their Way Onto The Endangered Species List


Is there anything cuter than a baby seal? There is when it's been crushed to death by a horde of frisky male seals who wanted to get in the action when they heard another couple mating. Think that's a rare occurrence? Think again. Some colonies have been known to lose 2/3 of their cubs this way. That's why the babies grow up so darn fast –the sooner they bulk up, the sooner they can avoid being crushed to death.

Of course, babies aren't the only ones at risk. The male Southern Elephant Seal often crushes the female's skull in his jaws during copulation and female Monk Seals are often mobbed to death by excited males when they go into heat. In fact, endangered seal species are some of the only at-risk creatures to be put on libido-suppressing drugs in order to stop them from sexing themselves into extinction. (Buy it Here | Photo)


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Seed Beetles: Take A Stab At Quenching Your Thirst


There are over 350,000 species of beetle and their reproductive methods vary drastically. When it comes to beetle sex though, few have it as bad as the female Seed Beetle. That's because the male has a disturbingly spiky penis that always injures the female in the process of copulation. Researchers have concluded that larger spikes somehow help the males win out in the genetic arms race, and that those with the biggest, sharpest spikes also sire the most offspring.

As for why the females would even agree to mate with a partner knowing they would have to go through such a traumatizing experience, scientists have an answer for that one too. It turns out that because the beetles live in such an arid climate, the ejaculate fluid provides females with much needed hydration. When the insects are provided with ample water, female interest in mating drops drastically, but when things get dry, they suddenly have an insatiable thirst for love. Well, at least they get something out of the horrific experience. (Source 1 | Source 2 | Photo)


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Flatworms: Fencing As pre-intimacy


Sex might seem easier for hermaphroditic species, but that's very often not the case. All sea slugs are hermaphrodites. But when it comes to flatworms, fighting for the right to be the father can be a dangerous duty. The animals all have a dagger-like penis that they use to hunt for food, but when it comes time to mate, the two flatworms will go about fencing one another in order to avoid becoming the mother. When one of the fighters is stabbed, it will become the mother, meaning it has to give up substantial energy resources to its new brood while the winner will continue to enjoy the life of a bachelor flatworm. (Source 1 | Source 2 | Photo)


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Slugs and Snails: Playing Cupid Is Less Romantic Than It Sounds


Like flatworms, snails and slugs are hermaphrodites that have to battle as part of their reproduction process. While they might not shake their joysticks at each other, their mating ritual is certainly just as strange.

For one thing, the creature's genitals are hidden on their necks behind their eye stalks. Since they don't actually have joysticks, they instead have an archery battle, shooting off so-called “love darts” at one another. The darts, made mostly from calcium, do not contain sperm, but instead cause the victim to become more receptive to the shooter's sperm, giving it an edge in sharing its genes with the next generation.
Shooting love darts can be rather dangerous and some victims have even been known to be shot in the eye and brain in the process –but don't worry, they survive, they just carry around a giant dart for a while.

Of course, dart shooting isn't the only weird bedroom behavior these invertebrates get into. The Banana Slug has a penis of around 6 to 8 inches, roughly the size of its full body. When fertilizing one another, the larger slug will often get his penis stuck inside the other. That would be bad in any situation, but the impatient partner makes it infinitely worse by biting off the offending member in order be able to get going a little bit sooner. Ouch! (Source 1 | Source 2 | Photo)


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Bees: Pop Goes The Penis


You know how bees often die after stinging humans? As it turns out, this same fate awaits the males who mate with the queen. Before mating, the new queen will need to kill off all of her sister siblings, ensuring she will remain the unchallenged monarch of the hive. Once that messy business is taken care of, the virgin queen will take a mating flight with about a dozen males. While the special mating males, selected from the tens of thousands of other male bees in the colony, might seem lucky at first, their luck is soon to change. That's because they die as their joysticks explode (audibly even) while inside the queen. She's then loaded up with all the sperm she'll need for the rest of her life, which entails laying up to fifteen hundred eggs per day for three full years. (Buy it Here | Photo)


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Wasp Spiders: Breaking Off A Piece of That…Literally


You probably know that black widows often eat their mates, but as it turns out, this is hardly the most violent example of spider copulation. Male wasp spiders allow their genitals to break off inside their partner just before she attacks and eats him. For a long time, researchers believed this was an attempt to escape their eminent demise. But it turns out, breaking off their sex organs had no impact on whether or not the creature survived, but it did make it less likely that the female's subsequent mates would be able to pass on their genes. Females with genitals already broken off inside of them ate their mates much more quickly, providing the males with even less time to attempt to successfully mate first.

Wasp spiders aren't the only species of spiders to lose their junk in the mating process. In fact, the Tent Cobweb Weaver voluntarily chews off one of his sex organs before mating so he can pass his genes along to his mate faster, thereby being able to impregnate her before competing spiders get the chance. (Source 1 | Buy it Here | Photo)


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Octopuses: Watch Which Hand You Shake


Next time you see an octopus tentacle, just remember, you could be looking at one of his arms, or, at his penis. While the sex organ tentacle isn't truly a penis, in many species, it actually fills with blood and becomes erect just like a human's. Regardless of species though, the basic process involved is always the same: the male places a packet of sperm on his sex arm and then uses it to place the sperm in a slot of the female's body used for reproduction. In every species, the male's organ stays embedded in the female's body. He cannot regrow his sex tentacle and he will die within a few months.

In some species though, the process is much more bizarre. For example, the Paper Nautilus will detach his penis tentacle and allow it to swim by itself over to the female. The Blanket Octopus has a similar unobtrusive mating habit. The male, which is approximately 40,000 times smaller than the female, will swim up to his woman of choice, stick his mating arm to her body somewhere and then swim off to die. The female rarely even notices the encounter, even as the arm left behind will crawl its way around her body until it arrives in her gill slit where it will wait until her eggs are mature. At that point, she'll remove the arm, rip open the sperm packet and sprinkle it over her eggs. She may as well be adding some sugar to her iced tea. Meanwhile, her mate will almost certainly be dead by that point. (Source 1 | Buy it Here | Photo)


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Praying Mantis: Post-Coitus Snack Anyone?


It's common knowledge that female praying mantises eat the heads of their mates during intercourse, but as it turns out, this isn't always the case. In some species, head-eating is a required part of the interaction, as it makes the male ejaculate more quickly. But in most cases, the cannibalism is actually a relatively rare behavior that occurs anywhere from 5-31% of the time. In these cases, the female will only eat the male because she's hungry and needs more sustenance in order to go on living. Remember, most animals only mate to keep their species going and a dead female isn't going to help the mantis survive as a species. When cannibalism doesn't occur, the mating ritual is actually a bit romantic, including a long mating dance and soft antennae stroking. Who knew these guys were such softies? (Source | Photo)

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