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TV/MoviesThe Name Is Bond, James Bond by crixlight2(op):
The James Bond series focuses on a fictional British Secret Service agent created in 1953 by writer Ian Fleming, who featured him in twelve novels and two short-story collections. Since Fleming's death in 1964, seven other authors have written authorised Bond novels or novelizations: Kingsley Amis, Christopher Wood, John Gardner, Raymond Benson, Sebastian Faulks, Jeffery Deaver and William Boyd, with a further instalment due in September 2015 by Anthony Horowitz. Additionally Charlie Higson wrote a series on a young James Bond, and Kate Westbrook wrote three novels based on the diaries of a recurring series character, Moneypenny.

The character has also been adapted for television, radio, comic strip, video games and film. The films are the longest continually running and the third-highest grossing film series to date, which started in 1962 with Dr. No, starring Sean Connery as Bond. As of 2015, there have been twenty-three films in the Eon Productions series. The most recent Bond film, Skyfall (2012), stars Daniel Craig in his third portrayal of Bond; he is the sixth actor to play Bond in the Eon series. There have also been two independent productions of Bond films: Casino Royale (a 1967 spoof) and Never Say Never Again (a 1983 remake of an earlier Eon-produced film, Thunderball).

The Bond films are renowned for a number of features, including the musical accompaniment, with the theme songs having received Academy Award nominations on several occasions, and one win. Other important elements which run through most of the films include Bond's cars, his guns, and the gadgets with which he is supplied by Q Branch. Portrayed by
George Baker
Pierce Brosnan
Christopher Cazenove
Daniel Craig
Sean Connery
Timothy Dalton
Bob Holness
Michael Jayston
George Lazenby
Roger Moore
Barry Nelson
David Niven
Toby Stephens..
Please who is your best actor and film of James bond. Click like for your best actor among them wink

PoliticsBREAKING: Chibok Girls? Nigerian Military Rescues 200 Girls From Sambisa Forest by crixlight2(op): 2:03pm On Apr 29, 2015
Nigerian troops have rescued 200 girls from Sambisa forest, the notorious hideout of the insurgent group, Boko Haram, the defence headquarters said Tuesday.

In a daring and precise operation the Nigerian troops stormed the Sambisa Forest and rescued about 300 women and girls.

At least three major terrorists camps have been destroyed in the well-cordinated attacks that include the destruction of the notorious Tokumbere camp in the Sambisa Forest.

While confirming the operation the Director Defence Information, Major General Chris Olukolade said he could not confirm the identity of the freed victims and their origins and he could not state if any of them was from Chibok until after thorough screening and proper investigations.

He said: “I can only confirm the rescued this afternoon of 200 girls and 93 women in different camps in the forest. We are yet to determine their origin as all the freed persons are now being screened and profiled. Please don’t misquote me on their origin. We will provide more details later.”

The Chibok girls were abducted by Boko Haram militants on April 14.

- See more at: http://www.ngtrends.com/2015/04/breaking-chibok-girls-nigerian-military-rescues-200-girls-from-sambisa-forest/#sthash.PG74m1gE.dpuf

RomanceRe: Differences Between Men And Women (funny Pictures) by crixlight2(m): 6:02pm On Apr 27, 2015
Incase
Jokes EtcRe: Funny National Cofference Pix by crixlight2(op): 5:42pm On Apr 27, 2015
piagetskinner:
Total waste of time..mtchew
not only time and resources
Jokes EtcRe: Funny National Cofference Pix by crixlight2(op): 2:29pm On Apr 27, 2015
CountDracula:
Ahhh. Seun never comment nah...
see Naija oooo with their wayo cheesy okay no problem he go soon comment at least start your trekking stuff I go dey follow your progress on twiter grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Funny National Cofference Pix by crixlight2(op): 2:25pm On Apr 27, 2015
babeface3:
You are a calculated i.diot. Why did you not vote GEJ for enforcement of the CONFAB? was that not part of the reasons the North did not want him, because they want the status quo of sharing money to their people and begging the youths to go to school free. Dveloping their place with money that come from squalid communities in Niger Delta. Lets continue to pray for Nigeria cos its not yet uhuru!
you are a wonderfully made slowpoke.. what gave you an impression that I voted for GMB and beside must we wait for eternity before GEJ implement it. You dis bumbling baboon
Jokes EtcRe: Funny National Cofference Pix by crixlight2(op): 2:21pm On Apr 27, 2015
CountDracula:
I hav more dan 1 fone, I said I wil give u my fone, na to giv u torchlight nokia nah.
oga wey ma phone. U better send it now before I descend on you cos I dey vex gannnn angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Funny National Cofference Pix by crixlight2(op): 2:06pm On Apr 27, 2015
CountDracula:
If seun comments on dis I will dash u my fone
God fit catch you today and I love that your phone die shocked tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Funny National Cofference Pix by crixlight2(op): 1:44pm On Apr 27, 2015
agarawu23:
temitemi1 and barcanista with their oga @ the top been stealing us since 1999 grin
don't mind temitemi1 and his yeye hero and role model dem go soon hear
Jokes EtcRe: Funny National Cofference Pix by crixlight2(op): 1:31pm On Apr 27, 2015
CountDracula:
If dis makes FP I wil dance from lagos to kwara
oga seun I beg move dis to front page so dis yeye man can start him journey shap shap grin grin
PoliticsRe: I Left PDP 48 Hours To Election To Spite Mimiko–olanusi, Deputy Governor by crixlight2(m): 1:19pm On Apr 27, 2015
Noted... mimiko is a real dictator and betrayal
Jokes EtcRe: Funny National Cofference Pix by crixlight2(op):
Thanks oga seun God will bless you first time my post made it to front page.. oga countdracula I beg ma phone.. countdracula I sight you. You get mouth grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcFunny National Cofference Pix by crixlight2(op): 1:04pm On Apr 27, 2015
Please what's the outcome of this conference that our government spent so much on huh huh

PoliticsRe: Do You Remember This Photo? So It Later Happened by crixlight2(m): 11:58pm On Apr 23, 2015
In case front page.. I go just dey watch from here
Jokes EtcRe: Irony Of Life! by crixlight2(m): 12:48pm On Apr 23, 2015
Very ironic
EducationAll Eligible Men Should Appreciate This by crixlight2(op): 10:19am On Apr 23, 2015
KUDOS TO MEN. N MALE GENDER:
[ the 1st time , someone has written something good for men also..... !!

========

Ⓜ Who is a MAN

A man is the most beautiful part of God's creation.

He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.

He sacrifices his dreams for just a smile on his parents' face.

He spends his entire pocket money on buyng gifts for the lady he loves just to see her smiling

He sacrifices his full youth for his wife & children by working late at night without any complaint.

He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for lifetime.

He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother, wife & boss.

His life finally ends up only by compromising for others' happiness.

If he goes out, then he's careless

If he stays at home, then he's a lazy

If he scolds children, then he's a monster

If he doesn't scold, then he's a irresponsible guy

If he stops wife from working, then he's an insecure guy

If he doesn't stops wife from working, then he's somebody who lives on wife's earnings

If he listens to mom, then he's mama's boy

If he listens to wife, he's wife's slave

Respect every male in your life. U will never know what he has sacrificed 4U. Ladies what do you think
EducationPlease Enlighte A Fellow Nairalander by crixlight2(op): 7:07pm On Apr 22, 2015
Please nairalander there are these two words that am a little bit confused about.. though have checked my dictionary but not yet okay with it. Please what are the differences between UNIVERS, WOLRD and earth huh huh
CelebritiesRe: Dagrin 5 Years Remembrace by crixlight2(op): 12:52pm On Apr 22, 2015
Can you feel my pain ehhhh.. Dagrin olenu bi pon pon pon pa, u gonna reign forever in our heart cry
CelebritiesDagrin 5 Years Remembrace by crixlight2(op):
We remember one of naija greatest artist today... we miss you so much and you will always be in our heart.. RIP barrackogrin. embarassed cry

PoliticsRe: Photos: See What This Woman Did To Herself Just To Get Bigger Butt. Viewer Discr by crixlight2(m): 11:58pm On Apr 21, 2015
Just in case
Forum GamesBrain Teaser by crixlight2(op): 4:51pm On Apr 21, 2015
A basket contains 5 apples. how you divide them among 5 kids so that each one has an apple and one apple stays in the basket?

Hit LIKE while dropping your comments (y)
Travel700 Xenophobic Attack Victims Leave For Zimbabwe Today by crixlight2(op): 3:43pm On Apr 19, 2015
OVER 700 Zimbabweans displaced by the xenophobic attacks will leave Durban in South Africa today following successful documentation by embassy officials yesterday, while more are expected to trickle into the country throughout the week.In a telephone interview, Zimbabwean Ambassador to South Africa Mr Isaac Moyo, who was at a camp in Chatsworth, Durban, said all documentation was complete for 700 Zimbabweans who will leave in seven buses.

"We have finished processing all documentation for our people in this particular camp and what is left is for the immigration processes from the South African side, otherwise these people should have left today but basically they are leaving tomorrow," he said. Ambassador Moyo said there were over 1 000 Zimbabweans that were at the Durban camp and more were still coming in for documentation.


"Numbers are huge, I can confirm. There is quite a sizable number of Zimbabweans here in Durban and we have not closed our doors, we are accepting those that are still coming in but generally they are many," he said.

"We have seven buses that will take the first lot straight to Zimbabwe and we trust all will be well with this first lot."

The ambassador also said he was with South African President Jacob Zuma at the Chatsworth camp where he addressed foreigners and said Zimbabweans told him they wanted to leave.

"I was with President Zuma when he addressed the people and Zimbabweans told him that all they wanted was to go back home. They just wanted the Government to facilitate their immigration processes and they leave and they are leaving for sure," he said.

Ambassador Moyo said among the group coming back to Zimbabwe were 110 children that are returning with their parents and one woman was said to have given birth at the camp.

"I can confirm that one woman delivered a healthy baby at the camp today (yesterday) and she was later taken to the hospital for further care. We have 110 children that are also staying at this camp and they are returning with this first lot of those returning home," he said.

Ambassador Moyo said transport logistics for the displaced people had been organised in Zimbabwe and people would be repatriated to their various provinces as and when they arrive.

He also said he was only going to leave Durban when all Zimbabweans had been safely repatriated and he said it would take about a week.

"I will return to Pretoria when all Zimbabweans that want to go have been sent home and this may take a week or so but as of now, I will be here with the people to ensure all is well then I can leave," he promised.

President Zuma cancelled his State visit to Indonesia to meet the displaced immigrants where he promised to ensure that they would have their issues dealt with peacefully.

He said foreigners that wanted to remain in South Africa were free to do so, adding that the xenophobic attacks should not soil relations with them. He also said those that wanted to return to South Africa at a later date were free to return, much to the disgruntlement of the foreigners who said they wanted to return home and wanted nothing to do with South Africa.

Meanwhile, more than 30 people were said to have been arrested yesterday in Thokoza informal settlement in the East Rand and Cleveland, east of Johannesburg, for public violence, malicious damage to property, house breaking and theft after a fresh outbreak of anti-foreigner violence.

Overnight, small groups attacked shops in several areas around Johannesburg. Police are said to have used rubber bullets to disperse looters in Alexandra, a township north of the city.

Violence against immigrants in South Africa has killed at least six people since last week in one of the worst outbreaks of violence against foreigners in years.

Thousands sought refuge in temporary shelters after mobs with machetes attacked immigrants in Durban, where the attacks began. South African police fired rubber bullets on Friday to disperse crowds setting immigrant businesses ablaze as attacks against foreigners spread to Johannesburg.

Violence flared after Zulu King Goodwill Zwelithini said in remarks widely reported by South African media in March that foreigners should leave the country.

He has since said his comments were misinterpreted and on Saturday attempted to defuse tensions.

"Anyone who is waiting for an order from Zwelithini to attack people, no, no," eNCA reported the king as saying during a traditional ceremony in rural KwaZulu-Natal.

TravelRe: Xenophobic Attacks: Boycott Of SA Products Looms In Ghana by crixlight2(op): 3:34pm On Apr 19, 2015
Pls click like to say no to xenophobia... we will not lose any of our friends and family in dis year
TravelXenophobic Attacks: Boycott Of SA Products Looms In Ghana by crixlight2(op): 3:33pm On Apr 19, 2015
The Bureau of Public Safety (BPS) is calling on South African captains of businesses both in Ghana and across Africa to impress on the Jacob Zuma-led government to “as a matter of urgency act to protect and restore within FIVE DAYS the tranquility, rights and dignity of all foreign nationals residing in South Africa.”

Africa’s second largest economy has been hit by xenophobic violence since last week, leaving six persons including one Ghanaian dead.

Though the South African government has condemned the attack, authorities are yet to bring the wave of attacks - which broke out in Durban - under total control.

On Saturday, April 18, 30 persons were held by the police after fresh xenophobic attacks broke out in the commercial capital of Johannesburg.

In a statement to condemn the attacks, BPS says if within five days the South African authorities are not able to halt the attacks, business interests of the country in Ghana and other parts of Africa will be boycotted.

“The Bureau of Public Safety will embark on a campaign for all Ghanaians and other African nationals to observe a boycott of all South African shops, products, and services in Ghana and the rest of Africa as a peaceful demonstration of our displeasure and condemnation of the gruesome killings, and ceaseless torture of our kith and kin in South Africa,” the statement signed by Nana Yaw Akwada said.

“This collective peaceful act should send the strongest signal to the South African people, and for that matter the Government of South Africa that we in Ghana are not unaware of South African economic interests in Ghana and other African countries; and that they (the Government and people of South Africa) must do all within their power to protect and restore within the shortest possible time the tranquility, rights, and dignity of all foreign nationals residing in South Africa.”

It also asked the Ghana High Commission in South Africa to take interim measures to ensure that no further Ghanaian lives are lost.

Meanwhile, security seems to have been beefed up around the South African embassy in Accra.

Personnel from the state security agencies have been stationed at strategic positions near the embassy, a situation that has been condemned by Ghanaian residents.

“Ghana is a peaceful country and we won’t attack them because a Ghanaian has been killed,” one resident is quoted as saying.

TravelRe: Xenophobia: 4 Ghanaians Allegedly Killed In SA by crixlight2(op): 3:28pm On Apr 19, 2015
God I dey vex.... pls grant me superman power to deal with dis useless people. Foolish ingratitude set of bumbling bad wagon angry
TravelXenophobia: 4 Ghanaians Allegedly Killed In SA by crixlight2(op): 3:25pm On Apr 19, 2015
Four Ghanaians are reportedly killed in Kroonstad a small community in South Africa's Bloemfontein area in xenophobic attacks, a leader of a Ghanaian association has told Joy News.

There’s been no independent confirmation of the incident.

But Secretary of the Ghanaian Community in Bloemfontein Kofi Siaw has told JOYNEWS reports received in the last hour suggest the Ghanaians were allegedly killed by armed youth protesting takeover of local jobs by immigrants.

“What we heard is that for about three days they have not been seen so when they checked on them they have been murdered”, he explained to Joy News Saturday.

Their search, he said, led to the discovery of the four persons in the salon. A two-month-old baby is among the dead.

They had been dumped in a hair dressing salon.

He said hair-dressing is a popular business run by many Ghanaians in South Africa.The incident happened in Kroonstad, about 200kilometers from Bloemfontein Kofi Siaw was emphatic that the deaths could not be by natural causes, as alleged in the case of Emmanuel Quarcoo.

He unfortunately could not provide names of the deceased but assured that the community was frantically making calls in the hopes of identifying the victims.

Efforts to get official confirmation have not been successful yet.

But Joy FM's partners the BBC is also reporting fresh outbreak of xenophobic attacks the country’s largest city, Johannesburg.

According to the BBC Police used tear gas and rubber bullets to disperse looters in Alexandria as small groups attacked foreign-owned shops. More than 30 people have been picked up.

In Ghana Security has been beefed up at the South African High Commission to avert any possible reprisal attacks.

CelebritiesRe: 10 People Who Survived The Impossible by crixlight2(op): 5:57pm On Apr 17, 2015
enoqueen:
No nigerian among them huh

Oga o embarassedio
lol u fit go add yourself now
Jokes EtcJokes Of The Day: Dumb Guy by crixlight2(op): 1:50pm On Apr 17, 2015
“I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.

I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted.” grin . Who get fault the gul or the guy?
Jokes EtcJokes Of The Day: Dumb Guy by crixlight2(op): 1:35pm On Apr 17, 2015
“I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.

I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted.” grin
CelebritiesRe: 10 People Who Survived The Impossible by crixlight2(op): 1:29pm On Apr 17, 2015
Martino240:
Booked
can you sell it for ma rich brother
CelebritiesRe: 10 People Who Survived The Impossible by crixlight2(op): 1:27pm On Apr 17, 2015
Humanbeing1st:
ME TOO
very very in case grin

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