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e-Iceberg:
didnt u see...

phuck-d-consecutiveness . .i neva OWE, i EARN

am sure u did, u dint just consider dat bold statement

uhn. . .ah already told yo' ah-miss classes-ah-lot . .. .sure yo' neva c0nsidered d statement also...huh??
U didnt c0nsidea

e-Iceberg:
¤alpha barz¤

bored mayne...had 2 do dis!


peepz'l b sayin EH. . .wats it gonna BE/
cuz i make em SEE D 'E' in me/
tel em nt to EFF wit dis GEE/
tho am a lyrical canivore, phuck d AITCH, u'l neva hear i 'ate' frees/
I stay fly lyk d bird JAY/
and if we do diss for d green,we culd make KAYS/
sick pastor hia,with dis 'verse' i can say EL sha die. .and EM. ./
phuck d consecutiveness, i neva OWE . .i EARN/
shitt droppin hia, frees shudnt be a PEE . .phew/
i can drop lines as long as QUEUES/
shoot out ARROWS,nd watch ur 'R'eST eternal get eST./
i see only myself, if i see YOU, den its in d alphabets/
and wuld say it "5tyms lyk romans. . V"/
even if u featured in matrix, we see no DOUBLE U/
cld leave 'more crushes' on ur girl dan trucks on cars,til she turns ur EX/
who cares if u cry WHY me?/
am ending dis, by sayin am a lyrical wizard, call me ZED/

#e-me!

lmA0. . .im impressed as phuck!. . Buh yo' O comez b4 N. . .maybe yo' correct. . .coz ah miss classes a lot

dj5naira: :-D

lols. . .now yo' know where the loo is. . .hahahahaha

Been long ah really did linez. . .im much of freestylez naw. . .buh lemme see if ah can still hit. . .vetz rate me. . .

C-max!!!
Now dim the lightz cuz ma contracdiction's frictionalized. . .hahaha. . .
Leggo!. . .im 20 feet hiqh, leavin' sickness in ma premise. . .
Preliminary preparation is scarir than dealin' with a crazy menace. . .//
mary in d blunt, Nina on d dresser...
Dissapearin poosie, u could call d boy cheshire. ..//
yessir, two evils? ..who the lesser?...
Paradox lyrics like you M.C Escher...//
niqqurz freeze up like medusa in the mic. . .
My flow'll last long lyk methuselah toniqht. . .//
You knw I pack a punch, hit u lyk tang. . .
You niqqaz on air I aint talkin' no Aang. . .//
Bang, bang, onomatopoeia. . .
Y'all aint even doin' no justice to the leaugue-ah..//
i make a lot of noise lyk a foreign alert. . .
And i still kill bills with my boring-est verse. . .//
No S on my chest, but i feel like superman. . .
Heard a lot of no's like Toucan sam...
But I heard more yesses and "you can man"s...
Me and myself like a two man band..
I watch his back, he watch mine...//
Tried a lotta theories. . .no Einstein. . .
Call me a joker coz ah c0me-eddy. . .call me mister bean. . //
aces, 9's weird combinati0nz. .
Niggyz spit linez with weird c0nnotationz. . .//
c0mpetition, I'm stabbin' in the abdomen.. .
I'mma savage beast locked up just eatin' salad...
And when i bust-out' . . .I'm as crazy as an 80's. . .
Crack baby being fed steriodz stationed in Haiti. . .//
I hate it when hip hop headz . . .
All gather just to say hip hop'z dead. . .
Well niqqur, beta find a doctor instead. . .//
if not, I'm a grave robber, just waitin' for my time of year. . .
Spark a flame in the air, I am finally here. . .
With all my peers, and i still dont care. . .//
MOCkin' deaf kidz.. tellin' em to hear my talentz-whoa..
I'm a crazy m+thaf-cka.. . .neva d same I am everythin' that z other. . .//hahaha
dont care like i'm in church recitin' scriptz. . .
Wen I'm out, catch the holy ghost ridin' d whip. . .
I'm a lion, yo' a shrimp. . .yo' a wimp of a simp...//

im as nasty as flatulence. . .
Reaction is yo' a catalyst to my chemical balance. . . .// wh0a!
I'm unbelievable lyk when a deaf hears sound. . .
U are hatin+collaboratin' with niqqaz that are hating on me. . .oh! Im i suppose to care??. . .NIqqA, I got ADHD. . .

If yo' think yo' got beta hooks. . .we can go punch hitz. . . . .#deVil. . .

Happy New Year. . . . .
Vetz. . .rate me. . .im d0ne!

BAySki. . .ma bozz. . .make ah learn fr0m u o. . .ah c/o u wit humility. . .#NERD#

DeadScrollzz: lol,sleaky sleaky...say something jor

lma0. . .im peein' 0n ma pantz. . .m0re dan ah can chew shey?. . .
Letz c

sleakid: hmmmmmm

with head b0wed. . .ah c/0. . .mr sleak. . .sire! ..ma bozz

Rap maestro: -i'm xo innovative,infact i'm crafty
-turn my lyrics 2 gun 2 shoot d haterz wu re so DAFTy
-but it can f**kn b lyk AK47,but i'll name it a lyrics manilla
-i'm feelin yo' safari girl like i feel my ice-cream....vanilla

ah got barz, typin' wit ma asha 2oo. . .call me a jailer...
Im into dis game...even yo' wayne isnt gon phuck wit ma lopez jennifer...//
My reiqn z 0n...beyond NL my dayz have c0me...
Nd aint q0n' ex-men till ah take dis place by storm...//

DeadScrollzz: Hmmm,NL z getting Boring,I want To Battle...20lines,..fight to the Death,survival Of the Fittest! Who z In?

deadscr0llz. . .lemme see. . .ah accept. . .hope yo' f*ckin' wake. . .after life

ojoawo: LMAO..... U̶̲̥̅̊ not ranked yet....
Buh if A̶̲̥̅♏ really bored, I may consider it

hmmn. . .yezur!

Lols...rastaman! been long me saw a law abidin' niqqur!. . .step up...
O lord mi qad...mama stash cracky me bruk up...//
bomboclaaart!. . .haterz, dem can neva neva stop mi...
Chew dah! Me fresh. . .b*tchez wanna wanna rape mi!. . .

frantik: see as all dz 2go goblins take invade NL. .smh. .
Mikus. .hafa na
Nobody dey see 4 fb again. .

rofl. . .goblinz?. . .buh yo' scared of gold . . .huh?
Yo' watch ah lotta sex tapez. . .smH

I'm ahean of d game. . .without walkin' or talkin'...
Rap royalty rollin'. . .call me stephen hawking...
The d*ck so good, they keep on comin' back.. . .
Hittin' all these holez like an NFL runnin' back. . .

safarigirl: you can click 'report'. @crizzy, thought you read the 'no dissing' part, if you had to cross the line, you shuda kept the folks out

hey ma'am..ah already pleaded...im sowie ah went extra....help me beg maestro...no hate...
......

#1 love

Rap maestro: MMMOOODDEEERRAAATORRRSSS,where re u? Dis guy nids 2 b banned

Im so so so.....sowie...ah never knew...we aint doin no parental...diss
maesto..no hate..yo ma buddy.. all ah did waz mainly jokes...so sowie bro...

Have been eager to write on this thread since d day 2. . 2-day i debut...
Shout out to real vetz. .frm mikuz to mr sleaky sleaky. .ojoawo+phantoM. .e.t.c. .yo' name nt menti0ned im sowie. . .hope ah donf get a head-butt. . .//
Crizzzy z here to wet apes. .leave bodies like kim kardashian sex tapes//
biq upz to berg. . .he made me lyk d NL thanq!. . .th0uqh nt ready to help me tell kemi<phoenix>. . .i lover her. . .
Aint dr0ppin'. . .jez givin' ma handz sumtn to do. . .check me nd i'll have u stuck up lyk a whIte boy in a blazer. . .//
i dont nid a life with rock inv0lved. . .shIt . .beanie siege!. . .
Alwayz tiqht, neva pull stringz like him. .harris0n george. . .//
rap maestro. . .ah waz 0nly j0kin' wit yo'. .ah cant battle a c0ckr0ach, still learning. . .
Buh. . .4 naw wen ill scriptz do d talkin' i do d listenin'. . .//
bitchez wanna get a ring on me, but nah man. . Im frodo. . .
Lauqh in hIs face before the fuccin' last shot, like we drinkin' with jay leno. . .//
deadscr0llz. . .dope, i d0nf nid berg to tell me dat. . .
Murphy knwz beta...hope ojoawo teach me too. . .fackt!. . .//
all ah wr0te waz wacknezz p0n wacknezz... U knw it. . .
Get 0n me th0uqh nd ah w0uld sh0w u d way to hEll holdin' yo eye. . .makin' lucifer say. . .i said It!

Big up. . .to NL ninjaz. . .crizzYmax. . .

ojoawo: Open c/o anybody

ojo babA. . . .i accept . . .o with all humility. . .do me gently o

I fit para. . .kill u wit ma cK97 . . .call it parashoot. . .
My flowz complain. . .so fly i d0nt nid a parachutte

Mama'z language::

u wey ur mama dey sell stock fish. .nd ur papa dey give customers change. . .
Yo' lied tellin' us yo' parentz are into stock exchange. . .//
Bleep dah!

I ball lyk 2k. . .fly lyk a blue jay. . .
Yo' must be twice TYson. .coz yo' too gay//

Rap maestro: wu? Me?.. Y is it dat u guys dnt knw ur mate.. Ur rap is 4 beginner,so off u go 2 ur category.. I wuldn't want homies 2 thnk dat i'm bullyin u..

uhn. . .no hate. . .lols. .dayoor. . .yo' still a fresher. . .{ND 1 student}. . .tiz fuckin' crazY

Yo' whole vocabulary'z played out...admit it! . .
Still wack, if it came outta ma m0uth. . .spit it!

. . .river niqer flowz. .yo' riqht n0. .clue..aint qat yo' tym stay in galilee.. Jesus to the Jew. .
EDIT: ah grew in mercury no AIR...gr0und s0n!..ma bible gat n0 MARK. . .pastor said ma testament isnt New. . .//
amma leave u to learn...barcel0na vs deportivo, even with no mercy. . .
I w0uld leave u wit no flash. . .u w0uld be l0nely nd scared. . .lyk chucks with no j0hn casey. . .//

mistaswag: Ah notice most of us here got talent<rap>, buh cudnt show it cos we dont rap "Straight English"! And its belief here dat witout "Straight English" u aint d0p3! Buh with diz thread ure free to do wot ure gud at <mixed rap>. Though the topic is "Rap Battle In Ur Native Language" buh note dat only 'Yoruba, English and Pidgin lang' are allowed! Naw Let Get The Battle Started!!! [rememba no-straight-english] No more Formin! Let do our thin!

. . .
emi o give fuckin' ratz ass o. . .OLOSHI.. . .make i teach u basicz. . .
titrati0n value ni 2.0. . .were datz to acidic. . .

Rap maestro: i didn't see any rhyme in ur buttlines sowi punchlines

maestro. . .:-(..nobody git yo' back. .yo' standin' here all alone/
yo' standin' in ma hood <c-crib> . .a.K.A the danger zone//

ILLScripts: OPEN C/O

scriptz. . .ah open c/o. . .fo' u. . .anytym yo' ready. . .ah nid to learn

safarigirl: ...and these are supposed to be lines?

There's no dissin on this thread, in case you missed that on the first page.

Your 'lines' have no definition I.e a slash(/) to indicate that it's different...too confusing.

Try again, you might want to read the rules on the first page

thankz girl. . .ah never planneD A DISS. . .waz only j0kin'. . .nd he F0RCEd me to dISS. . . .aint a dumb G . . .thouqh. . .im an illetrate. . .lmAo

In love wit yo'. . .safari dear/
hope yo' feel wah ah feel. . .just nid yo' near/
me . . .tiz a deep feelin' makin' me sick, no fensic/
i go schizo, i qet so insane. . .i just go schizophrenic. . .

Nid u to be d c to my crizzy. . .wh0a!

airmark: When i said, am gonna get ya n.aked, aint talking bout what you wear/
I ma rip ya off, that all ya planned diss, gonna disappear/
Hitting ma targets, yeah, if you like call me 'Defoe'/
But am cool with ladies, everytime they wanna say hello/

air mark. . .666. . .yo' bitch waz asian. . .she callz hello. . .
Yo' reD liqht makez crizzy. .CANT-GO. . .dah waz an ANT BLOW frm a PANT PRO...

The C- n0tez. . .hard for yo'??. . .the C z phen0menal. . .c0me straiqht up!

Im a serial killa, i'll cap n crunch ya b0nez up. . .
C-maX

Rap maestro: I've bn waiting 4 u dude..u d one i can rap wif,nt lyk sum crazy crizzy dude dat just comes in nd start dissing me, 1D10T -u wish me well,watsoeva u wish me,i wish u too
-dy wanna use bicycle 2 hit a tanker lyk dat crIzzy(crazy) dude
-d dude just spit xo much dat i thought of viper
-,we re d bee hi gee(B.I.G) in here,u nid 2 go 2 momma 2 change ur f**kn diaper

rap-mess-troll?? . . .yo' ate ah lotta shrimpz. . .huh??
-A.B.C...still a toddler while ah graduated l0nq tym. . .b4 u. . X.Y.Z. . .last statement...
..d0nf u qet it??. . .wah yo' wanna knowee then. . .if u d0nf get dat a.b.c. . .lma0 ..yo' qettin to meet mr.hulk. . .whIle u be the tom. . .ah play d jerRy

mistaswag: hmmm

yippee. . .think bout it. . . .adverbial clause. .. .lmAo. . .pathetic cunt!

. . .miss-dawq:-) . . .qet ah lyf. . .n0 0nez q0n post here. . .yo' aint nuttin' bro. . .{piece of advice}. . .c-maX

Rap maestro: -my lyrics so wild,so savage nd so mean
-we just havin fun,dats because we re all teens
-anyhw,anyhw,i go make am al way or by al means
-lyk d xpendables,we fight,we win we re all team

get a lyf....yo fuckin jonzin