₦airaland Forum

Dbakre1:
Mr Goat, am am igbo man. Stop being stupid online

Mr Fool, you are an imposter, stop being idiotic online

MadPolitician:
Two ndependent minded army chiefs die in mysterious circumstances within 5 years, and Nigerians of over 200 million people are collectively dense enough not to know that something dangerous is in the offing!? How on earth could those be explained away so easily as mere coincidence?

not all nigerians are dense like that.

most of us just don't care and want to survive another day.

uwa002:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZHw2wmWrGc

Valar Morghulis..

e remain to start naming barracks and stuff after him

Truths9ja:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/11/nurse-recreates-photo-her-mother-also-a-nurse-took-20-years-earlier-in-the-same-spot-at-the-same-hospital-2.html

that signpost crying out for 20 years for a facelift

Nnamdipapa:
If they are not smart enough to keep it, I may not be taking advice from them like learning about money from people who have lost money.

They might have lost money in other ways other than their carelessness.
Dwindling shareholdings
Government takeover, etc

SmartPolician:
Source: https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2024/11/13/mclean-virginia-mansion-nigeria-boko-haram-money-laundering/

oshodin and dasuki...

na dem

TemplarLandry:
my father's nose. 😂😂

ok noted

ok

DomPerignon:
Abure will officially receive Atiku today at the LP headquarters in Abuja.


Obi and his Obidient wanderers will have to make room because Atiku is coming !

Remember : you heard this here first from me.

its good to see obi is giving you high blood pressure and sleepless night.

it will continue for long time.

thesicilian:
Sorry again for your pain. Maybe if you people remove the hatred for your countrymen from your hearts some of the pain might go away.

What a useless and stupid hypocrite.

How bold can you be to accuse someone of hatred when your vitriolic comments abound on this here app.!

kevwemike:
Guy wat is wrong with U? Why are U talking like a child, U don't like the girl but Ur dick like her pussy to the extent U got her pregnant, and U are here saying that she force u into the marriage, u dey here urself? The truth is that wat the family counted for U is the right thing to do as in-law , just try and do the needful is Ur in-law.

So if Ur papa die, you will be waiting for your brother in law to come and bring goat and money to bury him? because na tradition for Una place abi?

What if he has no money, he will skin himself alive for you people?

I know he has money, that's why they don back am bet billing and that's why the wife is holding on tight despite the abuses towards her.
If he were broke, she for don run comot since

GloriousGbola:
he has likely activted his asylum game
he sha better not be doing it in yankee
team trump will kick him out so fast his head will spin

months from now, she/he will do a video complaining of how life is not easy and misses nigeria

Alliswell248:
David the liar, who was disgraced by cambridge university.
The same David who told you, Dangote refinery is a scam.

Keep enjoying your mumuism

good to defend your zombie brother

the fact remains david is bigger than you and helinues.
He deserves his flowers and you zombies deserves tinumbu shit in your filthy mouths.

tundegan:
Nnamdi Kanu should be forgotten. He is a terrorist and a coward.

Anyone still talking about him is just wasting their time.

Your tribe can never be courageous as the man.

We know the cowards of Nigeria and it's not igbos, even your father knows

thatsleepboy1:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/11/12/north-finally-agrees-with-nnamdi-kanu-that-nigeria-has-expired-ejimakor/?utm_source=operamini&utm_medium=feednews&utm_campaign=operamini_feednews

Even tinubu said he doesn't believe in Nigeria long time ago

Another episode of things that didn't happen

madridguy:
Tinubu is less than 2 years, he needs more time to fix some things.

Those Antamadu trying to gas light the Yoruba race over Tinubu, 100 years to come, Yoruba will be ahead you. You shall continue to hustle to come to SW before you can do anything.

December is coming

We shall see the region that will line up at bourdillon to beg Christmas rice

NLCreator:
The Book of Naijaticus: The Trials of the Nation

1:1 One day, the sons of God came to present themselves before the Lord, and lo, Satan also came among them.
1:2 And the Lord said unto Satan, “From whence comest thou?”
1:3 And Satan answered the Lord, “From going to and fro in the earth, and walking up and down in it.”
1:4 Then the Lord said unto Satan, “Hast thou considered my country, Nigeria? There is none like it on earth: a land of zealous people, blameless and upright, who fear God and eschew evil. Behold, they tithe their last kobo, hold vigils from Monday to Sunday, and have successfully opposed the abomination of gay marriage. Surely, they are a peculiar treasure.”

1:5 And Satan answered the Lord, “Doth Nigeria fear God for nought? Hast thou not hedged them about with a president named Goodluck, whose economy was the pride of Africa? Behold, thou hast blessed the work of their hands, and their oil wells overfloweth. But stretch forth thy hand and take away Goodluck, and let me smite them with Buhari, and they will curse thee to thy face.”

1:6 The Lord said unto Satan, “Behold, Nigeria is in thy hands, but on one condition: thou shalt not balkanize it.”
1:7 So Satan departed from the presence of the Lord.

The Calamity of Buhari

2:1 And it came to pass that hardship descended upon Nigeria like the plague of Egypt. The naira fell from 180 to 700, farmers fled their fields, and the land was filled with hunger and sorrow.
2:2 Fulani herdsmen roamed freely, and the voice of lamentation was heard in every corner of the land. Food became scarce, jobs disappeared, and the people wailed, saying, “Why hast thou forsaken us, O Lord?”

2:3 And lo, some nations came to Nigeria, saying, “Curse thy God and legalize the abomination of gay marriage, and we shall deliver thee.”
2:4 But Nigerians rent their garments, shaved their heads, and fell to the ground in worship, crying, “Though He slay us, yet will we trust in Him!”

The Second Trial

3:1 Again there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan came among them.
3:2 And the Lord said unto Satan, “From whence comest thou?”
3:3 And Satan answered, “From walking to and fro in the earth, observing my handiwork in Nigeria. Behold, they yet survive.”

3:4 And the Lord said, “Hast thou considered my country, Nigeria? They remain a praying people, though thou hast incited me to afflict them with Buhari, who is not only clueless but exceeded all expectations of failure.”
3:5 Then Satan smirked and said, “Skin for skin! Buhari was a mere warm-up act. Permit me now to unleash Tinubu, the grandmaster of affliction. A man of legendary ruthlessness, whose name alone sends shivers through the land. Give me just four years—or less—with Tinubu, and Nigeria shall surely curse thee.”

3:6 And the Lord, horrified, exclaimed, “Not Tinubu! The drug lord? Surely thou jest.”
3:7 But Satan replied, “Yes, Lord, Tinubu the Balablu. Behold, Buhari gave them alternatives: if rice was too expensive, they had garri. But under Tinubu, even garri shall become a luxury. Subsidies shall vanish, and hunger shall multiply. Give me four years, and I promise thee, they shall curse thee to thy face.”
3:8 The Lord sighed deeply and said, “Do as thou wilt, but spare the unity of the land.”

The Reign of Tinubu

4:1 So Satan went forth and afflicted Nigeria with Tinubu.
4:2 And on the first day, he removed the subsidy, and the price of fuel tripled.
4:3 On the second day, he taxed the people even in their dreams, saying, “Pay thy dues, whether thou livest or diest.”
4:4 On the third day, new terrorist groups arose, and Nigeria became Hell on Earth.

4:5 And nations said to Nigeria, “Dost thou still retain thine integrity? Curse God and accept the rainbow flag, and we shall rescue thee.”
4:6 But Nigerians, undeterred, lifted up their voices, saying, “Our help cometh from the Lord, who made heaven and earth.”

The Restoration of Nigeria

5:1 And the Lord looked upon Nigeria with compassion and said, “Enough is enough.”
5:2 He removed Tinubu and replaced him with Peter Obi, a leader after His own heart.
5:3 And the Lord restored the fortunes of Nigeria, and the naira soared in strength. The land was filled with bountiful harvests, jobs overflowed, and the economy became the fastest-growing in the world.
5:4 And Nigerians rejoiced exceedingly, singing, “The Lord hath done great things for us; whereof we are glad.”

5:5 Thus ended the era of suffering, and Nigeria became a land flowing with milk and honey once again.

So shall it be .

For surely God will dead this Nebuchadnezzar and give us a leader with human heart like David

helinues:
Yeye boy

You better go and find something meaningful to do with your life

Who no get past. Who holly?

Iranu

Hahahaha

David we know, who are you?

You na for nairaland zombeism dem Sabi you.

You need to get a decent job and fast oo

Dbakre1:
Stop that stereotyping Oga, criminals such as the wanted guy are everywhere in the world. Even in ur village

But if it's an igbo man, you will stereotype.

I know you from far off.

madridguy:
He uses Nigeria passport to escaped. The man may be suffering with some mental problem.

Nope

Na so Una dey disgrace us everywhere, you now want to blame it on mental health

Nonsense

Bobloco:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/11/breaking-abia-govt-declares-free-education-to-prosecute-defaulting-parents-guardians/

nice one

but the zombies will still be angry

smartemperor042:
You are really EVIL!

na today you sabi?
mind you these are his brothers and sisters being debased and dehumanized oo

helinues:
Would they have wooed them with slaps?

with IGR bigger than Heaven and Earth, isn't it debasing to issue rice and indomie?

una no wan get sense

BItt:
Not everyone can perform certain activities under stress or pressure. Nobody wakes up on day and become a PhD student.

You want to check teachers quality without paying them well enough to have a better life and happiness in this rough Nigeria.

that is the reason you cant write your own name properly? because of pressure?

HitSong:
Understand the twin paradox and how it works first before saying rubbish to disgrace yourself.
It has correlation with speed...

No vex
I watched "Interstellar" so I get idea.

Gjrich:
President Bola Tinubu, on Monday in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, called for an end to Israeli aggression in Gaza.

Tinubu warned that “empty condemnations” are not enough to end the conflict in Palestine, which, he said, “has persisted for far too long.”

The Nigerian leader made this argument at the extraordinary Arab-Islamic Summit, convened to address the current situation in the Middle East.

President Tinubu expressed deep concern over the humanitarian conditions in Gaza.

The one-day summit was a follow-up to the Riyadh summit of 2023 and was attended by Heads of State and Government from the Organisation of Islamic Cooperation and the League of Arab States.

Special Adviser to the President on Information and Strategy, Mr Bayo Onanuga, revealed Tinubu’s statement in a release signed on Monday, titled ‘At Saudi Summit, President Tinubu demands an end to Israeli aggression in Gaza, calls for realisation of the two-state solution’.

The ongoing Israeli military operations in Gaza began in October 2023 after Hamas’ attack, which left scores of Israelis dead.

Since the escalation began, over 43,000 Palestinians have been killed, with approximately 70 per cent of the casualties being women and children, according to the United Nations Human Rights Office.

The conflict has resulted in widespread destruction of infrastructure, including schools and hospitals, exacerbating the dire living conditions for Gaza’s residents.

International organisations have repeatedly called for immediate ceasefires and increased humanitarian aid to address the escalating crisis.

In response to the prolonged conflict, there has been a renewed international push for a two-state solution as a pathway to lasting peace.

European, Arab and Muslim nations have launched initiatives to garner support for Palestinian statehood, aiming to build institutions and promote the two-state framework.

Reiterating Nigeria’s call for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza, President Tinubu affirmed the country’s support for a two-state solution, where both Israelis and Palestinians can co-exist in security and dignity.

He noted that this solution remained a viable part of lasting peace in the region.

“The conflict in Palestine has persisted for far too long, inflicting immeasurable suffering on countless lives.

“As representatives of nations that value justice, dignity, and the sanctity of human life, we have a moral obligation to collectively bring about an immediate end to this conflict.

“It is not enough to issue empty condemnations. The world must work towards an end to Israeli aggression in Gaza, which has persisted for far too long.

“No political aim, no military strategy, and no security concern should come at the expense of so many innocent lives,” Tinubu stated.

The President called on parties in the Middle East conflict to respect the principles of proportionality and the basic rights of civilians, consistent with global legal and diplomatic frameworks.

He argued, “In a rules-based international order, states have the right of self-defence.

“But self-defence must take proportionality into account, in line with global legal, diplomatic, and moral frameworks.

Tinubu, NSA attend Arab-Islamic summit in S’Arabia Monday
“An entire civilian population, their dreams and futures, cannot be dismissed as collateral.”

Explaining Nigeria’s principled and consistent stance on the two-state solution, President Tinubu noted that it stands as a beacon of hope, representing the rights of both Israelis and Palestinians to self-determination and peace.

“It is not just a diplomatic article of faith; it is a vision grounded in the principles of equality and mutual recognition.

“Achieving this vision requires a commitment to dialogue and respect for history. We all know this conflict did not begin on 7th October 2023.

“It can only be resolved through principled compromise, based on appreciation of the proper context,” he affirmed.

Tinubu described the conflict’s impact on history as “so visceral that the ripples of division spread far and quickly.”

“The corrosive impact of the images of endless violence, repeated on a billion smartphones around the world, is huge. We need to find new pathways to peace, without delay,” he continued.
The Nigerian leader commended King Salman of Saudi Arabia and Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman for convening the summit, describing it as a vital opportunity to renew diplomatic efforts and work toward sustainable peace.

He assured the OIC that Nigeria, given its own experiences, would continue to support international efforts that advance peace and stability in the Middle East.

“Our own experiences, domestically and regionally, have taught us that identity politics are no substitute for respecting the nuances of diversity,” he said.

According to President Tinubu, “The path to reconciliation may be fraught with challenges, but it is through honest conversation that we can foster understanding.

“The international community has the opportunity to bring to bear new thinking on this most relentless challenge.

“It is our duty to engage in this dialogue with sincerity and resolve, recognising the complexities that each side faces.”

Tinubu also called for the establishment of a secretariat to implement the resolutions of the summit.

He urged the leaders to mandate select Heads of Government to canvass support globally and oversee the implementation of the summit resolutions, providing regular reports to a joint OIC and Arab League leadership until permanent peace is achieved in the Middle East.

In his opening remarks, Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman condemned Israeli actions in Gaza and Lebanon, including the targeting of civilians and the continued violation of the Al-Aqsa mosque.

He also condemned the Israeli ban on the United Nations Relief and Works Agency for Palestine Refugees from delivering relief aid to Palestinians and the displacement of Lebanese people.

He emphasised the importance of preserving Lebanon’s sovereignty and territorial integrity.

The Crown Prince highlighted Saudi Arabia’s role in promoting Palestinian statehood based on the 1967 borders, mentioning international recognition and the establishment of a Global Coalition with the European Union and Norway.

He urged more states to join the Global Coalition.

Tinubu said all these

Abi he was tasting microphone?

EmperorCaesar:

At least, she made history

No bigger reason to live than this


I used to think they have the tendency to age faster as well(Going by that rubbish they taught us in School about Twin Paradox)

What do they do over there during the day? Just sitting down Idle singing Psalms to Einstein, Tesla and Newton?


Kudos to these Brave guys!!!

Las las that twin paradox na lie, she has even lost more weight with all that plenty food dem dey eat there

[quote author= post=132831050]And this is coming from a so call Presidential Candidate?
What a shame!!

Okay Peter Obi[/quote]you can stay in your IDP camp and enjoy, people with sense and the means know what to do.

Macphenson:
Little wonder you chose a chicago drug lord and a bullion van bandit.

Now I understand what they mean by saying a thousand f**ls is a political party

that thing you quoted is the president of the thousand fools, nairaland chapter

yarimo:
Funded his campaign? Obi can only fool his illiterate Obidients

useless agbado charlatans are in pains.

[quote author= post=132829899]What Is Really Happening Inside This OGUN[/quote]only you post news
still dey drag FTC