₦airaland Forum

Oludiary:
Like I do say, world power na world power, To jam talk is allowed like Russia and it’s allies always do, but deep down, they know there Oga…you know how many diplomats Iran go don send give Trump on a low-key?

Make una tell Russia say no be by Oreshnik missile. how many people sabi say US get bunker buster wey dem use on Iran the last time?…



And for the people that are comparing Israel to Iran just by listening or watching Al Jazeera , you don loose guard.
See during the one week or so war, Israel do them woto woto. On the Israel side, the casualty was just 350, but on Iran it was 1400. Also, the Israeli were carrying out precise attack with fighter jets(na women Dey fly am o), while the Iranians were doing try and error with missiles.

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Richtaiwo:
Street criminals are rarely a convincing advertisement for their chosen “career,” which makes one wonder what the attraction is supposed to be. A casual look at most arrested criminals tells a consistent story, permanently hungry expressions, faces that look like they lost a long argument with soap and water, clothes that seem to have survived several disasters, and an overall scruffy, unkempt presentation.

To crown it all, they usually appear painfully poor, both in appearance and, regrettably, in intellect. Nothing about the package suggests glamour, success, or even basic comfort. So one is left with a genuine puzzle, what exactly is so appealing about crime, when its most visible ambassadors look like walking warnings rather than role models?

Just imagine how irritatingly weird these ones appear, like some scary characters in extremely horrible horror movies. Very dangerous species of creatures.

What in the poetry is this?!

Finquas:
This king that was speaking from both sides of the mouth when wike and fubara was in the battle ring before the declaration of State of emergency.. In life always stand for truth and justice for posterity

You don see am nah 🤨

Life wey short pass easter candle, na im elders no fit stand for the truth and live the truth because of wetin dey enter belle.

See where it all ends.

Two jolly men
Anwuli akaria.

dontai:
Do you have a wife if you do, naa your wife they throw pad their. I remembered when I work for a lecture, who always called me every month to come and help free his blocking pipe, me and my guys will remove new new pad from the pipe, I will show mummy what we removed, just to let her know she's the one causing it, I won't tell the husband though. A month latter when he called me for it again, I billed him times two of the money I used to collect, he started abusing me that I don't know my job, that his wife have said it they should called someone else. I became very annoyed, I told him is it not your uselesss wife (yes I'm not supposed to call her that), the thing dey vex me, and I dey cover for her before, now she's the one saying I no Sabi my job. He called me stupid and every name he can, I didn't answered him again. I dropped the call. The matter almost spoil their marriage, oga said before he came back from work tomorrow if she didn't take care of it, he doesn't know what else can happened. She called another plumber for it and paid herself. We latter became friends, I apologize to them, and I work on other plumbing work for them and not pipe blockage. Some wemen heen, they can send you go back to village.

The betrayal 😂


Na you go use sentiment dey run am sha.

I'm a plumber and when I encounter issues like that I approach it differently.

I make sure I make footage of whatever caused the blockage and show it to the person that contracted me for the job.

I go further to enlighten them on what they could flush and what they couldn't.
My view of it is that most people are unaware of these things so I educate instead of to blame.

If they now feel it's what they should throw blows over, na dem sabi.
And if it has become a habit they can't adjust, good thing — because my pocket has so much room to accept more workmanship.

Are Nigerians increasingly becoming more stupid or is it just me?

Did a quick check and it appears to be true.

She killed herself, in my opinion.

If you allow religion wash your head, tear you apart from loved ones and sanity, na you sabi.

National Orientation Agency have a lot of work to do.
If we go back to these ways and cultivate pride for our own instead of these skimpy vietnamese polyesters we now wear, our society would likely become more moral with plenty of jobs for our textile industry and fashion designers.

Two possibilities:

— There is a blockage in the pipe run.
— and the septic tank might be filled up.

Quick way to know how to proceed.
Check any other toilet in the house and flush five times.
(Preferably, go for the one that is closest to the septic tank)
If it's not backing up, then it means the issue might not be the septic tank.

Open the chamber or access point that is closest to the toilet and check for blockages.
You might find rags, pads , clothes and a lot of unthinkables people expect to magically vanish when they flush.
Clear them out or get a plumber as quickly as you can.

I find these needles ramblings very offensive.

If our banks were delivering excellent service no one would have any reason to use a supposed-chinese bank.

Fix up or shut up.

Makamatic:
Akate , all these ones na ezigikworo nau 😂 .

Na silogwengwen 😂

Oil bunkering business on front-page this morning?

Nairaland, hope you collected your money.

Plantain is in season.
I bought a bunch of four big pieces for a thousand naira here in Lagos today.

If you say you paid 1k for that in Benin, I totally believe you.

honour8:
Better fill the form, we are always saying we will make the country better, but when it's time we will not make ourselves available. When bad people come to take over the system we keep on complaining. Evil persist because good men do nothing. You never can tell were God will take you to and the position of influence were you can truly assist.

What point are you exactly trying to make?

osuofia2:
The stuppidddd character of obidients really angered people

Are your folks still in your village or have they been moved to an IDP camp?

In 2025, 60k salary is unreasonable.

If you can't do business, close your shop.

See the mumu explanation

She now remembered that she had sex with another person the same day

Abeg-abeg .

Is this sponsored?
And what's so interesting about an Ozigono land dispute that an aljazeera clone would seek to push?

Is there crude oil in the land?

Not a tribal thing.
People, these days, generally do not marry for love.
They come together for convenience and mutual goals.
Love somehow manage to creep in or not while they're at it.

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If the man was impotent or have a small pen, I heavily doubt she would stay.
So, do your vetting, learn who you are doing life with and treat them how they will treat you.