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Pulomber ah
PULOMBER ti ba ile mi je
3.30am and I couldn't hold the laughter.

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The only where I'll fault the plumber is trying to encase supply pipes for two different toilets in such a thin wall of weak blocks at the same height.

Even with cutting machine, he'd still have come pretty close to this result if he chiseled the wall on both sides at the same level.

Na the block be rubbish block.

justmatiu:
For the sake of integrity, we need igwe to show us his birth certificate o

He should show you birth certificate because you're WHO?

Clearly a tale of dogs eating dogs.
Didn't even read half of this gibberish but I could already point out that it was fraud money doing the rounds and everyone grabbing what they could.

This country can not be saved.

You're not in pain yet..
If you're in pain you won't be seeking what is not missing on nairaland.

If your face don swell up and you no fit sleep, no be person go say make you extract am.

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I think my mention is not working.
Didn't see your reply.

Is it still up?

LoL.
It's like you're all bent on being stuupid.


I just left igbo efon and the road is barely through to new road.

They haven't even done 30% work on the bridge they're building there, much less being through to Barracuda in Adesanya, Lakowe axis much less Eleko.

Do the road and quit with these bullshit media propaganda.

What is right about applying dye on children?
That should be the question.

75k.
Pickup tomorrow.

Na WA o

oldguyman:
No one has time for your Obi...How many of his tweets he has used his hand to delete? Do you think the people in government considered him as an opposition? Obi is just an entertainer.

Somehow, this early morning you left everything you could have spent your valuable time doing to be masturbating about same Obi.

Heal!

Commendable!

I stopped at coffee flowing straight from the tap.

The landform of Lekki makes it almost impossible for potable water to flow straight from the ground without some gruelling efforts at cleaning it, and it's no news.
Every islander knows this and it's even the same with some mainland enclaves like Iponri, Surulere, Orile and some other small towns close to the lagoons that I've worked on.

For less than NGN3m, you can have reverse osmosis water running through your tap 24/7, so running coffee through your taps is absolutely a thing of choice—if you ask me.

I sometimes spend weeks with my trash piled high in wait for PSP to come without any of them showing up.

Put the infrastructures in place and pick up these trashes as at when due, and no one would be contracting Fashola to dump waste at the median where it will be impossible for Lawma to ignore.

Do the right thing and stop chasing low hanging fruits.

100k?

Reyon. Agis. Cascade . Bigi. CWAY.

....In that order.

How much are we talking about?

haggai247:
Say no more

people who know know GMO has infiltrate the market.
One woman wants to dash me a cassava stem that grows in six months with Big bubber I stylishly decline the offer.

You can't eat GMO and not have gout

Those wey have ear make them hear

Do the calms.
There is hardly anything you eat now that's not GMO.

The banana in your backyard.
The maize in your farms
Anything you can think of; they've all been modified to give better yield or produce faster.
But they apparently do not come without side effects sometimes.

Very cool.

The Nigerian army should throw open and heavily advertise functions like this to encourage public participation and enlisting in the army.

Not dehumanizing people upandan and coming to cry in social media that people are not joining the army.

Pretend you don't know what she's talking about.

Peter Obi, will sadly never give the clown any attention .

Amayanabo01:
World leaders?

YES!

WORLD LEADERS!!

Psoul:
Leaving fish for them near ur waste bin means more of rat invasions.
I will rather poison them.
That's why I edited that last sentence

It's commonsensical.
I really thought it was pointless adding it.

Why would you leave fishes for rats when you don't intend to exterminate them?

Might be rat.

When I moved into my new crib, I had similar activity going on in my bathroom.

I'd leave for work and return to a heap of sand that wasn't there when I left.
Sometimes I'd meet nylon that looks like it's been inside the blocks before I came to Lagos.

Solution is to look for cement and seal the hole and every other place that look like they could harbour rodents.

And don't forget to leave the rat a piece of fish or two around your waste bin so they'd stay off your house.

Read to understand, Nigerians.