₦airaland Forum

HacheNoire:
I knew they will come try to show force.

The way Iran bombarded them last night was a marvel to behold. It was like Christmas!

Na this kind hype keep their president where he is today. Una go even hype someone wey water don almost swallow his head.

motayoayinde:
Why are they not unleashing them again?
They seem to need it more now.
Btw, Satanyahoo seems to have been hit.

Ayatollah dey enjoy doggy with his 72 virgins right now 😂😂😂

madridguy:
He will get another home later. The most important thing is that he is alive to witness the downfall of the aggressors.

Long life Ali Khamenei.

He's dead now 😀😀 God's own people have eliminated him forever ✌️

Obrigardo:
Iran Foreign Ministry says he is alive with the Iranian president.

Do not believe the tyrant child predator trump and genocide ben.

Alive my foot! 😂😂😂😂 He's with his virgins in hell fire now 😂😂😂

Flangelo12:
The old man did not say anything bad.

For the young boy to even think of such

Baawaa:
Obi cannot see this crowd,this crowd is for city boy not for village boys

Same way they said he won't get 1 million votes in the last election. Conduct free and fair election let's see who will win.

helinues:
Hahahaha. He hasn't seen anything. So as how he would be disgraced across Nigeria

Someone who will lie confidently without feeling any remorse, that's deliberate insulting our intelligent

Imagine saying people don't know where politics ends, from Peter Obi. Hahaha

Has he questioned his own self and his supporters with their weirdo style of opposition questioning every development news by this government but are quick to swallow bad news without no verification

Tell your Tinubu to get ready, Obi is coming. We will chase him back to Iragbjiri 😂😂 If Tinubu succeed in winning the next election, you should brace up for shege promax

We will report Kwara own to Trump too make he come clear una

Richtaiwo:
This scene will be unbearable for the economic migrants, who will soon rush in with their favourite fantasy statistics, millions kidnapped here, tens of millions there, because that’s the kind of tragedy they oddly celebrate.

Next, they’ll be dialing up Trump to report that Tinubu is “persecuting Christians.” Then the Agulu messiah will host yet another global press conference to lament that Tinubu is “depleting Nigeria’s fish,” instead of copying China’s sacred aquatic preservation model.

Kemetian:
They will release them. That's for show. What are they going to do with all those little children and babies?

You are funny. U think those guys geh human feelings?

GloriousGbola:
hopefully people look at you the same way - as another person's mess that should be avoided

can you even read the way you are describing another human being?

If e reach ur turn, train ur ex children

Maybe he should provide Cutlass and ropes before we appreciate his effort.

SmartPolician:
The current crop of politicians doesn't seem to know what it means to empower the people. How can buying motorcycles and rickshaws be called empowerment in 2026?

It seems these people want to overrun our states with plenty of motorcycles and keke riders. Just imagine the number of keke and motorcycles a state will have if all house members keep doing this nonsense.

JohnAOne:
A very pathetic and totally ABNORMAL arrangement

Present day Nigeria is a PARASITIC UNION WITH STRANGE BEDFELLOWS.

Ah! ONE DAY YORUBA PEOPLE WILL WAKE UP!

Yes. Wake up to realize that they have been a parasites sucking SS oil and SE Gas. They better wake up now and dey there dey

Watianoengineer:
Useless goat. You are not scared of anybody but you can change political parties like diapers. Nonsense

Omaale. Ur Thiefnibu should get ready to pack out of aso rock in 2027. His rigging won't save him this time around.

Maj196:
Sorry to say but you be mumu. How can a lady spend such time with you and couldn't bang her brains out. I hate slow guys like you.

E shock me o. That lady wants to knack that's why she come.

She left without u making attempt to touch her nyash or breast? Always try to do that when a lady first visit you. The next time she will come will be to knack. If u didn't do this, u HV to start afresh instead of progressing to knacking stage. No lady that enters my room in first visit without me touching her nyash or even knacking her

Rhymesy:
A lady returned from Owerri to Uyo during the Christmas period to visit her elderly sister. I happened to come across her, and I must say, she is extremely beautiful and charming. I tried to keep things normal—both in our communication and interactions. She eventually opened up to me, revealing that she has a serious man in her life. I remained calm and continued acting as a normal friend.

At one point, I accidentally stumbled upon her phone and noticed that she is a classy lady. Since I’m not financially buoyant, I focused on maintaining a stable and respectful manner. I kept my mind on being a good friend.

One day, she started asking me some deep questions about myself. I told her I just graduated from university and am waiting for my call-up for NYSC. She said she’s actually working towards that too. She also asked if I was staying alone, and I confirmed that I was. Throughout December, she spent most of her time with me, chatting, gisting, and smiling. Sometimes, I took her out to lounges and bought her food from eateries.

Yesterday, she confessed that she enjoys hanging around me. Today, she insisted that most people know where I stay. Initially, I felt reluctant to bring her to my place—not because of anything suspicious, but because I didn’t want my libido to get the better of me. After some persistent urging from her, I decided to bring her over.

As a single guy who just finished school, my laptop is my television. When she entered, she said she was feeling hot and asked me to find her a polo or a light jersey to wear. I did so. She then went into the bathroom to take a shower while I was in the kitchen preparing her a meal. We enjoyed the meal together, and she complimented my cooking.

Later, she felt sleepy and fell asleep. When she woke up in the evening, she asked me to see her off. Honestly, this lady is very beautiful—so much so that my friends on the street were even hailing me.

Naijalanders, what is really going on?

JealousCobra:
Last time I checked on the croaked frog voice,

how he is still the governor is a wonder, go to Anambra West there is nothing like government presence there for past 4 yrs plus , people are just surviving entirely on their own. The only assess major road there was built by Obi.



Charles is only obsessed with traditional native doctors and Ndi Eze Nwanyi.





I stand to be corrected oh

You can cry us a river 😂 😂 😂 He even beat your master in his own state where he's once a governor 😂😂😂

bewla:
Ok settle this matter with money
Give the girl money let her and her money no this just to help them start life
You are not the fathe

If I'm Davido, shishi dey won't get. Give them tomorrow, dey go still use am blackmail you and ask more tomorrow. Na to arrest dem and carry dem go court.

Wallade:
Can Davido be more polite in his conversations with the young lady. His responses are so xrated and full of swear words. He is addressing a younger generation, someone he could actually father.

I am so uncomfortable with his choice of words, even if he feels strongly that he isn't the father.

Do u know how long she has been disturbing him! He's pissed off already

GloriousGbola:
most of this long rambling epistle applies to wives as well. once your wife has your children, they will take priority over you. just as your mother gave you priority over your father.

So far she's taking care of my kids, I'm okay with that. You don't expect me to take care of another person mess.

Ttalk:
This is the only line Obidients can use to console themselves. I can see depression and pains in the camp of ADC

It's useless trying to fight the tide, you simply sail with the wave. Kwakwaso, that's wisdom you display there

Kwankwasor that can't secure 2 million votes 😂😂😂 we don't need him. We are better off without him 🤣🤣🤣

yarimo:
by the time ATIKU is done with him in primary election, that is when bitter Obidients will activate insulting mode

Yes, we have nothing to lose bro. ATIKUOBI is welcome 😍 Anything to remove Thiefnibu. He had the chance to gain out support by releasing Nnamdi Kanu but he refused. We are standing with Atiku now 😝😝

Wahalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Richtaiwo:
I'm not understanding. I thought Pitobi has been handed ADC presidential ticket.

It appears a committee will soon be reconvened to search for another random party.

The agulu man detest contesting for election like poo.

Or he might deputise his fulani master once again.

Anything to remove Thiefnibu is welcome. Sai AtikuObi, so far Tinubu will be removed 💪

Superwave16320:
You keep worrying your head about APC supporters who no send you or even remember your existence.

Why not worry about the millions of your people that perished in the Biafra war, I heard they were making silly noise such as you are doing here back rhen.

Can we remind you that you are from parasite region. SS=Petroleum, SE=Gas,SW=Ewedu No wonder u are unity begger 😂😂😂 Awon parasites

akpumping7720:
So 'make una do una worst' is the new slogan in town?

Yes ooo

seanfer:
I hope when the SW decide to go the same way with your idea, there won't be cries and lamentations on the social media space?

SW that have been a parasite to SE and SS. Milking our Oil in SS and Gas in SE without being grateful! What are your region bringing to national table Ewedu? Make una do una worst bro

seunmsg:
And how will ADC play their cards right? By presenting an Islamic extremist like Atiku Abubakar as presidential candidate? Trust me, ADC won’t even get 20% of total vote cast in 2027.

The fear of the MM ticket is gone. The good people of plateau state led by their governor have seen the clear commitment of the Tinubu led administration to fight the Fulani herdsmen crisis and also give lots of opportunities to the previously marginalized northern Christians. They won’t throw all these away to vote back another Christian hating born to rule Fulani man who will give state backing to Fulani militia back into Aso Rock.

Anything to remove Thiefnibu is welcome. He has opportunity to win our heart by releasing Nnamdi Kanu but he refused, now we are coming to kick him out. AtikuObi or ObiKwankwaso is POssible!

WriterNig:
Maduro just met with Chinese officials less than 9 hours ago.

What is China doing about this? Because they have massive investments in Venezuela.

China? You think Chinese are reliable? They have no war experience and can't risk their resources to go to war.

HacheNoire:
Every Obidient on Earth needs to be given a free pass to Heaven considering the loss and defeat they have faced on Earth.

Being used as political pawns left, right and center!

I doubt if Jesus even suffered this much! Obidients have been through worst.

Don't cry more the bereaved. Since Obi moved to ADC all of una dey shake 😂😂😂 Igbos and Hausa-Fulani are now one 🤣🤣🤣 E pain una 😂

Christmyhope:
I knew that obi had already conceded to be vp to Atiku in 2027 election., hence his defection.. it will end in failure if Atiku becomes the standard bearer of the party.

You can cry us a river 😂😂😂 Tinubu did a very big mistake by not releasing Kanu. At this point, we will join the North to bring him down 😍