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 Business / Nigerians Sai A Hankali! by crypto2naira(m): 8:49pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Nigerians sai a hankali! Since Buhari is the most mentioned name in Nigeria
dis year, i think Oxford dictionary should consider creating a space for him in
the dictionary. like Buhari: /boo-ha-ree/ nouns: Buhari 1. hard, hardship,
difficult, harsh, tough. e.g the economy is now Buhari for the masses
synonyms- onerous, sterous, arduous, grueling, painful, hellish. Antonyms:
easy, smooth, simple. 2. to make complete, worse, unbearable. e.g "please
don't come and Buharificate issues here". "the only way to reduce applicants
is to Buharify process. synonyms- complicate, exacerbate, degenerate.
Antonyms - Buharify. 3. terrible, hectic, difficult. Synonyms: tough,knotty,
thorny. Antonyms: fantastic, splendid, bi pleasant. e.g how was your exam?
it
was Buharific! 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc / Since Buhari Is The Most Mentioned Name In Nigeria dis year by crypto2naira(m): 8:37pm On Feb 09, 2017 |
Nigerians sai a hankali! Since Buhari is the most mentioned name in Nigeria dis year, i think Oxford dictionary should consider creating a space for him in the dictionary. like Buhari: /boo-ha-ree/ nouns: Buhari 1. hard, hardship, difficult, harsh, tough. e.g the economy is now Buhari for the masses synonyms- onerous, sterous, arduous, grueling, painful, hellish. Antonyms: easy, smooth, simple. 2. to make complete, worse, unbearable. e.g "please don't come and Buharificate issues here". "the only way to reduce applicants is to Buharify process. synonyms- complicate, exacerbate, degenerate. Antonyms - Buharify. 3. terrible, hectic, difficult. Synonyms: tough,knotty, thorny. Antonyms: fantastic, splendid, bi pleasant. e.g how was your exam? it was Buharific! |
| Jokes Etc / Breaking News!!! Urgent Please by crypto2naira(m): 4:35pm On Feb 06, 2017 |
Lagos-Ibadan express way,
Ibadan-Oyo express way,
Ogbomoso - Ilorin express way, will be closed
down as from Thursday 2nd of February 2017
to Monday 6th of February 2017, 9th of
February to 12th of February 2017 and 16th of
February to 20th of February 2017
respectively. Kindly inform all your contacts,
students, corps members and motorists to take
alternative routes...
***Reason: This is because I will be learning
how to drive a trailer |
| Jokes Etc / Hey Guys, Pls If U Know Anybody That Wants To Sell His Or Her Car by crypto2naira(m): 9:43pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
Hey guys, pls if u know anybody that wants to sell his or her car, any model and any colour, with a perfect working conditions, and a valid papers, the price should be around 2.5 and 3 million... Please let the person sell it, its not my business! |
| Jokes Etc / We Are No Longer Asking President Buhari To Develop Nigeria. At This Point by crypto2naira(m): 3:14pm On Feb 04, 2017 |
We are no longer asking President Buhari to develop Nigeria. At this point,
we are only asking him to return Nigeria to the state it was before he (Buhari)
became President on May 29, 2015. *Return our dear Naira to 170 per Dollar
*Return our bag of rice to N7,500 *Return our bankers to their jobs *Return
the over 400 multinational companies that relocated out of this country back
to Nigeria. *Return the thousands of Nigerians you made jobless back to their
respective jobs. *Return our economy to the fastest growing economy in
Africa. *Return Dangote back to his position as the richest man in Afirca.
*Return our only indigenous car manufacturing company, INNOSON Motors,
back to production. *Return free, fair and credible elections.Pls Your
Excellency, President Mohammadu Buhari, forget about adding anything new,
just do these and we will ask for no more. #BuhariBringBackOurNigeria |
| Jokes Etc / Can't Stop Laughing I Was Buying Fruits At The Junction by crypto2naira(m): 9:56pm On Jan 25, 2017 |
Can't stop laughing..* I was buying fruits at the junction while waiting for
change I saw an elderly woman with a little child. The child was walking a
bit faster than the woman and the woman shouted, "Degree! Wait for me!" I
was so amazed hearing that name. So to satisfy my curiousity, I walked
closer to the woman and asked, "Grand Ma, why do you call this child
Degree?" The woman laughed and said, "I sent her mother to the University
and this is what she brought home. 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc / Breaking News: Its Official! MMM Is Back! 1 Day Ahead by crypto2naira(m): 12:18pm On Jan 13, 2017 |
Its Official! MMM Is Back! 1 Day Ahead Of Schedule, MMM
Unfreezes All Participants Accounts They Are Now Collecting Their Money |
| Jokes Etc / RIP Can't Believe You Are Gone God Why Me by crypto2naira(m): 7:53pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
Gone too soon
I can never forget 5th of JAN, it was like a
dream to me.... How it all happened it's still
hurts that I won't see you again ,
I blame myself for your premature death ....
I can remember how we met in a store in
IKEJA COMPUTER VILLAGE... You where strong
and full of energy, We accepted each other on
our first date... This life is a mystery , You
helped me forget my neighbors whenever there's
noise .. You gave me peace when ever I
listen to your lovely voice till 5th of January
when the unforgettable happened .....
We where on a bike heading to Festac
when you fell off the bike ,.....i wasn't so
fast to catch you when a moving truck
crushed you before my eyes ..
"My Earpiece " there's nothing like
Follow Come Earpiece .........u will
always be in my mind |
| Jokes Etc / Which Of These Sentences Gives You A Great Joy When You Were In Secondary School by crypto2naira(m): 5:45pm On Jan 05, 2017 |
1. Tear a sheet of paper 2. Get out of the class 3. Answer 1 out of 3 question 4. Mathematics teacher is sick 5. Test has been cancelled 6. Go back home there is no school today |
| Jokes Etc / I Have Been Laughing Since Morning by crypto2naira(m): 5:22pm On Jan 05, 2017 |
I have been laughing since morning when a fine
guy
stopped me at awolowo road, IKEJA and told me
that he is looking for GOOGLE PLAY STORE.
I asked him Google Playstore how? he said his
WhatsApp stopped working and his neighbour
told him to go to Playstore and download a new
one.
Anyway as a good Samaritan I told him Playstore
is no
longer at IKEJA but they have relocated to
ITOKU in ABEOKUTA, i then put him in a bus
going to ITA OSHIN, ABEOKUTA.
Sebi I try? |
| Nairaland / General / I Have Been Laughing Since Morning by crypto2naira(m): 5:13pm On Jan 05, 2017 |
I have been laughing since morning when a fine
guy
stopped me at awolowo road, IKEJA and told me
that he is looking for GOOGLE PLAY STORE.
I asked him Google Playstore how? he said hisq
WhatsApp stopped working and his neighbour
told him to go to Playstore and download a new
one.
Anyway as a good Samaritan I told him Playstore
is no
longer at IKEJA but they have relocated to
ITOKU in ABEOKUTA, i then put him in a bus
going to ITA OSHIN, ABEOKUTA.
Sebi I try? |
| Nairaland / General / Before You Mock Anybody For Investing In MMM by crypto2naira(m): 9:26am On Dec 19, 2016 |
Before you mock anybody for investing in MMM, think about this. I invested all my Savings from NYSC in Savanah Bank, The Bank Packed up and left me with Nothing. I bought 10,000 shares in Transcorp when Obasanjo and "Madam Stock Exchange" initially sold the fraud to Nigerians but up till today, no shares were allocated to me and my money was not refunded. I remember my then employer deducting money from my wages and paying into government owned Housing Fund and also into the National Pension Fund, the 2 bodies were dissolved and my money dissolved with it. My Father and millions of Nigerians also paid into the same funds for more than 30 years and nothing came out of it. Some state governments are owing their workers up to 1 year wages, the federal government and some parastatals are not different. My father-in-law gave his life to NTA as a photojournalist travelling all over the country to cover events. Many years after his death, his widow is still waiting for NTA to pay his entitlements. Remember how government came up with idea of community banks and encouraged Nigerians to patronise them, remember Allied Bank, Lobi Bank, Abacus Bank, City Express Bank, Assurance Bank of Nigeria, Hallmark Bank Plc, Ivory Merchant Bank, Lead Merchant Bank, Metropolitan Bank, All States Trust Bank, Coop and Commerce Bank, Commerce Bank, Credite Bank, Pinnacle Commercial Bank, Kapital Merchant Bank, Ivory Merchant Bank, Prime Merchant Bank, Republic Bank, Eagle Bank Plc, Liberty Bank, Progress Bank, North South Bank, Pan African Bank; remember pensioners who had their money in Societe Generale, dont forget the traders whose lives were destroyed by Gulf Bank, and many more too numerous to mention. Should we blame these people for keeping their hard earned money in NDIC insured banks ? Dont ask me about NDIC please. On a different scale, remember how many hours you spent at the polling booth to vote for Buhari, remember how we all campaigned vigorously to remove Jonathan and how many people you encouraged to vote for PMB. What has come out of it for us all ? How about the money you worked hard for and contributed when your Churches /Mosques wanted to establish those private universities and now your children are excluded from the qualitative education they offer because you can not afford the tuition fees ? What do you think about the money you pay to NEPA or whatever it is called now every month regardless of whether they supply you electricity or not ? How are these different from MMM. I agree that some people are into MMM because of greed but most of those who invested in MMM did so because they have been duped by some government backed schemes in the past. There is poverty in the land and people are looking for ways to survive. They knew the risk they were getting into and were all willing to take the risk. Afterall, living in Nigeria at all at this moment is a risk and working for the government is also a risk slightly lower than investing in MMM. The truth is every Nigerian living in Nigeria is into one form of MMM or the other and I do not see any sense in mocking anybody for taking a risk, as long as it is with their own money. Afterall, Nigeria itself is a Ponzi scheme. God bless Nigeria. *This was copied*✔ |
| Business / Whatever That Is Capable Of Earning You $1 by crypto2naira(m): 5:11pm On Dec 16, 2016 |
Whatever that is capable of earning you $1 has the capacity to earn you $1,000,000. All you need do is to learn more, get a good mentor/coach who is successful in that niche or vertical, invest in resources, be patient, persistent, consistent and persevere, find as much leverage as you could find in the niche and deploy them to your advantage. If you cannot find a good enough leverage, study the system hard enough and create the leverage that will work for you and eventually, for others. That's how things work We are with your Right on www.crypto2naira.com if your wont your services to be listed hare https://crypto2naira.com/product reply to his Post happy Xmas and happy new year in advance crypto2naira team |
| Business / Re: ||SCAM ALERT!!! Don't Be A Victim||*UPDATES ON PAGES 1-7* by crypto2naira(m): 1:25pm On Dec 07, 2016 |
Tabbaz: |
| Nairaland / General / Boy Burst Into Tears After Realizing That Lady by crypto2naira(m): 5:46pm On Dec 06, 2016 |
This is quite heartbreaking though… – this is the moment a young boy went up to beg a woman inside a car and then realizes the woman he was begging from survived with the support of an Oxygen tank. The young man emotionally broke down in tears after seeing it. More photos below:
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| Nairaland / General / Finally by crypto2naira(m): 9:08pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
Finally I caught that Rat that has been demolishing my bag of
Rice in this Buhari economy. 20k for a bag of Rice and
someone is telling me to have mercy!
Should i Hear Him or Not  ??
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| Nairaland / General / Princess Of Comedy Leadership Award by crypto2naira(m): 7:33pm On Nov 22, 2016 |
Guys goodnews our beloved little Comedienne Little Emmanuella has just been crowned the Princess of Comedy by the Australian Government also Uncle Mark Angel himself was also Honoured with a leadership Award. Fast rising comedienne became the youngest recipients of the Afro -Australia Music & Movie Awards (AAMMA). The youngster was crowned in Sydney, Australia, She won 2 awards – Best new comedienne & Princess of Comedy. The AAMMA AWARDS was established by Scrim Entertainment (owned by Daniel Okoduwa) to celebrate Artists of African origin irrespective of borders or National identities. Other recipients in the past includes Hollywood icon Vivica A Fox, Ramsey Nouah , Anne Kansiime , Desmond Elliot, Pascal Atuma , TUFACE Idibia , John Dumelo , Mercy Johnson , Monalisa Chinda, Awilo Longomba , Emerson Bockarie, Jimmy B, Ejike Asiegbu and many others . The organisers described the talent of Emmanuella as simply phenomenal Mark Angel Comedy Won Best Subsaharan Channel In The Just Conclude Youtube Awards.
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| Foreign Affairs / Re: US Election 2016: Trump Speaks by crypto2naira(m): 9:13am On Nov 09, 2016 |
Congratulations President Donald J. Trump.
www.crypto2naira.com 1 Like |
| Celebrities / Re: Kenneth Okonkwo Celebrates His 48th Birthday With Motherless Babies by crypto2naira(m): 2:59pm On Nov 07, 2016 |
Very Nice www.crypto2naira.com |
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