₦airaland Forum

Northerners dn dey give APC nightmares for their posters and billboards lol

Man left in shock after seeing electric fence wire installed on a pole supporting a large billboard bearing President Tinubu and Niger State Governor’s banner, apparently to prevent people from destroying it. pic.twitter.com/irjN4T79o4

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) October 25, 2026

Santos07:
Just sack this man already, the more he talks the dumber he looks.

Luis Enrique, a three times UCL winner says without running, no player gets into his team and then there's Carrick talking like this, smh..

fredoooooo:
You dey look for wahala now dem no see you o .
Na jeje I dey my lane wey you dey mention me up and down.
When I start with you now , thats when you will remember say you get education and reputation pass chike obi ..
If you like be Asiwaju , na for ya house .. footy no know Grammer .. and Grammer no dey play football

But you dey come banter us for our thread na

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Your party has spent 11yrs in power, 3yrs done by you and your first re-election campaign speech, you're blaming opposition for hunger and poverty lol..

I hear my opponent talk about hunger and poverty. Who created it? They did. They created poverty; they created hunger. We are trying to eradicate it. We pay salaries regularly. Our governors are working.

- President Tinubu today at the APC presidential campaign flag-off in… pic.twitter.com/PDrwfU2mLc

— Imran Muhammad (@Imranmuhdz) October 24, 2026

Is your brain still working? Lol

E no believe the question lol

pic.twitter.com/M7FeicGFnp

— oseni rufai (@ruffydfire) October 23, 2026

Wilcox apparently wants Eddie Howe..

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Theflint1:
So Tinubu picks the best brains yet he can't trust any of these best brains

It's a crazy situation my brother

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iamoyindamola:
Was it not same thing gbaja was accused for

The same thing and they denied it..Thank God it's coming from their party spokesperson

To defend Tinubu hard abeg lol..

So Tinubu collects billions from people to make them ministers then lol..

SHOCKING: TINUBU’S MINISTERS ACCUSED OF PAYING BILLIONS FOR APPOINTMENTS, THEN SEEKING TO RECOVER THE MONEY

Alwan Hassan, a spokesperson for the All Progressives Congress (APC) Presidential Campaign Council, stated in an interview with Arise TV that many of President Bola… pic.twitter.com/GF2TOQyjSU

— Káyọ̀dé Ògúndámisí 🇳🇬 (@ogundamisi) October 22, 2026

iamoyindamola:
The ref wasn't sure the scummies were complete because iya yi po
He had to do headcount again

The referee was doubting if Manchester United had 11 players on the pitch 😭😭😭😂😂 pic.twitter.com/NrAVkAFF48

— Arsenal Babe (@arsenalbabe_) October 22, 2026

This is dark man, very dark... Kicking us like this while we're down 😡😡😡

You no get conscience? 😡😡😡

I can't believe my eyes..

How we've managed to go from frying pan to fire is crazy

Can't understand how this team can no longer string passes together..

There's real problems in this club, no doubt but what Carrick is serving us on the pitch is diabolical..

You know it's extremely terrible when an Italian team is outrunning us..

Carrick is an slowpoke..

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I no get strength abeg

This Bruno winger gimmick, smh

BlueRayDick:
He’s obviously trolling . You can see he didn’t argue that City dominated the same PSG in the second half just last week . Everyone who watched the match saw that City could’ve turned things around if they they were clinical . And this current city team no even use anything near Barca MSN level .

As much as Pacho and Maquinous are very good CBs at the moment , it won’t take Prime Messi anything to run a tree-chopping dribble on them like he did Boateng in 2015.

That prime MSN will rip through whatever roadblock Fabian Ruiz , Neves and Vitinha may think they can set up in Midfield when Barca has the ball .

All this one that Doue and Kvara dey dribble everybody for wings , Alba and Alves would’ve frustrated their lives .

The whole conversation is funny sha..

People that dispatched Pirlo, Marchisio, Vidal and Pogba midfield in the final lol..

BlueRayDick:
Barca's MSN will definitely defeat this PSG team. All those second half of PSG vs Man City that city was wasting chances upon chances, Barca's MSN would've turned things around by loading PSG with goals.

MSN that overturned 4-0 first leg loss to 6-1 in the return leg. I strongly believe Barca MSN would get a very decent result against this PSG. All those Pacho and Maquinous forming best CB no concern Messi and his brethren, dem go put am for their body.

Some arguments are just recency bias.. We're not too old na to come dey act like MSN played centuries ago..

MSN go too chop that PSG defense..

This Dalot ehhh

Till this day, this was so dark man 💀😭 pic.twitter.com/LVWsM5I69b

— 𝑴𝒂𝒙𝒊 🀄🥷 (@utd_riossss) October 20, 2026

Sportsweb:
Are they playing Man United?

God forbid that they'll play us abeg

Santos07:
I just dey laugh 😃

INEOS can look at their stupid squad planning..In October, ManUtd doesn't have a fit LB..

PSG vs ManUtd

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This PSG fit 3peat this competition

Commercial drivers with their scatter scatter driving

A private car owner has captured the moment his vehicle collided with a mini commercial bus carrying passengers and a tricycle reportedly carrying passengers, using a camera mounted on his eyeglasses🤯🙆‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/EZJua0oPGP

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) October 20, 2026

The extracts I'm reading from the ETH interview, very funny in an annoying way..

He specifically asked for Kane and they signed Hojlund lol..Wahala dey

iamoyindamola:
Will emil0kan still go to france like this

Na Monday morning be this abeg lol.. Leave agenda for today..

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I remember he said, last training session was his best so far since he's been at the club lol..

So after the best training session, nothing improved, just same useless snail speed football lol..

The excitement for the season gone after just seven games..

Passing patterns/triangles and intensity Carrick met and should have built on, he destroyed it completely..

Na God go help them on Wednesday, by the time Como is done with them on Wednesday, it'll be televised with a +18 rating

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Carrick sef

TemporaryHansel:
Na them be this. I rebuke you.

Total package to japa via student route to UK na £6k according to you lol..

Don't go around defrauding people Oga..Find work abeg

TemporaryHansel:
Social media no real. They're gaslighting people online that 30m isn't enough to japa to UK presently, that you need 45m-50m.
Nonsense lies to discourage people from moving.

Someone close to me just moved now through study route and total package was like 10-11m. He has relatives and close associates there sha.

I've stopped taking social media seriously for sometime now.

This nigga

10-11m na the least £6k

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This hater central wn finish players with slander names lol

iamoyindamola:
This country is just turning on its own, what kind of mistake is this

Could it be an error from the Nigerian bottling Company or it's counterfeit production?

Ọmọ! Everything just dey happen! pic.twitter.com/XmYmQMfd8w

— Ọ̀gbẹni Tọm (@Ogbenitom) October 15, 2026

And they were questioning that old woman who's NAFDAC DG and she was laughing..

Fake things dn full everywhere reach even ordinary toothpaste..