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GoldMineLiberty:
@CuriousGuy1

We are not GNLD and we do not want you to attend any of our interviews (now or in the future), we clearly do not want someone like you working for our organization. If perhaps we mistakenly sent you invite PLEASE disregard. If by chance you attend and you are employed the day we find out that you are the one that wrote this comment you will be relieved of duty IMMEDIATELY.

We do not need you

Thank you

GLC

Be deceiving urself, how would u know its me? After im on my suit n tie. If u like gwan b harrasing anyone that puts on suit,
Na u know. Ehen my friend. Since u are not Gnld, hope i will get my own seperate office with laptop and cool AC o.
See u at d venue boss.

This fuckin seem like GNLD.
But i have sent my application however.

But op i promise you. If u end up being GNLD im going to cause a big scene i can promise you this.
Mark my words.

Op be warned. Hope u are not GNlD

BGS INC. INVITE YOU FOR INTERVIEW ON TUESDAY 12/01/2016 @ 161 HERBERT MACAULAY WAY BY ADEKUNLE BRT B/STOP/ALAGA HOUSE, YABA @ 12 pM REF 222/CC/008 07018806685

This is you

Judgeing from the adress, i want to think its GNLD. But God help any company i goto this 2016 and they turn out not to be what i applied for. Its part of my new year resolution, im going with a hand knife, i would not hesitate to leave a mark on any GNLD personel.

BGS INC. INVITE YOU FOR INTERVIEW ON TUESDAY 12 /01/2016 @ 161 HERBERT MACAULAY WAY BY ADEKUNLE BRT B/STOP/ALAGA HOUSE, YABA @ 8 AM REF 222/CC/008 07018806685

Pls can someone confirm this adress, cos i really dont wanna spill GNLD people blood cos i will if i eventually go there o.
I believe its this link https://www.nairaland.com/2840956/cashier-urgently-needed-apply-now

Op currentnewsguru pls be warned

Vietnam with those tiles that was placed by nigerian olodo contractors. Guest that knows lalasticlal well done, uve been noticed.

Mr publicity stunt. I would like to know how dis is possible.

ChrisKonor:
Hello!

Your body get red while in the sun because ure dehydrated.

Now, as for your toes after applying your cream you should always put on a stockings...

Drink at least 10cups of water every day...

Exfoliate your toes very well....scrub them vigorously..

As for a soap, you should try Kojie San skin lightening soap...it works perfectly

Thanksfor ur advice bro. I will try to increase my water intake as u adviced.
And do u say i should continue with the products.

As regards this kojie san where is the best place to get it?

kilokeys:
Erhmmm.. Follow ur head..

I didn't want this mess.. Thats why i am dating a 20 yr old..

I am 28... No pressures.. We both can do our thingz.

Hahah. Bruh, but seriously, i admire ur humility if i can term it that way.
Oga mi i dont know how to chyke girls am like 3yrs older than. Esp those that put uncle infront of my name before i even say hi to them.
Although, if i didnt get their age n they look matured than the age, it could work, but it has to b someone i dont know from adam

refreshrate:
Guy have a registry marriage, that doesnt cost much. If you believe shes the one. Remember love is a two way street and its not only you in the relationship. Her desires too deserve to be respected.

Deciding to fulfill all your needs first might be dangerous. Youll never forgive yourself if she walks out cos it seems youre not ready to settle down. Shes aware of your situation and is still willing to take the plunge with you, trust me things always work themselves out, nothing better than an understanding partner with you on the ride.

Best of luck!

Gracias!!!

bukatyne:
What is your girlfriend's contribution towards ensuring you guys are married in 3yrs time?

I admire the fact you are planning ahead however, do not let her pressure you.

Now is the time for you both to pursue your dreams and have a plan for the future not her telling you 'be ready for marriage in 3yrs'

Goodluck

To be sincere, ive never really discussed this wit her beyond the surface. But since it has come on here as a frequent advice i
Will sit with her n discuss it both.
Thank

Eketem:
Beyond paying bride price and having wedding these are my concerns :

Can you pay rent?
Can you pay for light water, fuel for generator and other utilities?
Do you plan to have kids immediately? Can you cater for kids needs ( believe me raising kids is very very expensive) most people pressuring you to have kids won't give you the true picture, even with exclusive breastfeeding you will spend a minimum of 20k every month on your child ; immunisation, diapers, soap and toiletries etc babies are expensive.

What is your wife's contribution towards all this?

My advice: don't be doing super man, sit with her and plan your life, plan your life not a wedding. People are getting wiser, have a parlour traditional just immediate family, have a court wedding and apply for church blessing during Sunday service. There will be much more room for celebration later. If you spend all the money on wedding people will eat and go and you will be left with debt and anger.

Share your plans and work together financially, it is not too early to start joint savings if you are both sure of loving each other. All those extra N1000, N2000 will amount to a lot if saved in 3 years.

Plan your life realistically, people who progress when they marry do ao because of proper planning, don't build your future hoping on fate and destiny, do your part God will do the rest

I am immensely pleased with your contributions. Its alot of thought provoking questions there.
I would ponder over dem

alterswerve:
I'm not a 'mature' man as you implied, but I've got something to say

You are one guy with potential.. You've got plans... And the issues of your bae at heart, if what you posted here is true.

Sigue así!

Thanks bro. I aprc8

Pls guys, im jez curious and i need the comments of matured men to shape my thought.
*I am 24yrs of age and unfortuneately for me, im in love with a 23yrs old.
I say unfortunate because alot of people will say at my age i should be hussling hard and leave women,
But guys, im not flirting i love just this one girl.

*I am a ND graduate of accountancy and presently i am on a 45k pay role working for a construction company as an account clerk.
*my total life savings as i speak to you is fairly above a 100k since febuary where i started working fully, i had my downs at first and i couldnt save more than that.

I still wanna go back to school as i have already enrolled for PT. It wunt take more than 2half yrs. But i am aprehensive
Not that my babe is putting pressure on me but from our communications i could tell she would love to get married before 27.

If i even decide to ignore her expectations, looking at my own life, dear already established men of nairaland.
Can i finish school, as i willbe sponsoring myself, get an apartment, even if its a mini flat, pay bride price and then marry a girl i love in 3yrs or better still before im 30yrs of age? Tho, am more concerned with the 3yrs projection cos the only issue here is money, nothing more.
Please feel free to let me here your view. Thanks

ChrisKonor:
hello swt hearts....hope you all good?

my name is chris, & am a beauty therapist & fashion / beauty blogger.

i blog at http://www.ilookdope.com

if you have skin problems or questions about anything be it a product or whatever then post it here. i will try answering questions at 6pm every day.

or if you feel you want your question(s) to be private kindly send it to chriskonor@hotmail.com

please oo...not for the ladies alone oo....as you can see am a guy so men ure welcome!

CHEERS!!!

Hello bro, good day. My skin has been giving me huge depression for some time now. I look my best when my skin is bright.
Infact d way people admire me then used to filll me. But i messed up and used shea butter as a light skinned person, jt tanned d hell out of me. Since then, from one theraphy to the other, spending tenss of thousands just to undo the dullness i now parade myself with.
The last is a visit to a spa that gave their products to use, at first it seemed to work, but later i started getting red while in d sun and now my toes n leg is uneven people obviously conclude that i am bleaching now.
How do people achieve a uniformed brightened look. What can you suggest to help me because i dobt wanna use or continie wuth what will make me an orange man in future. Can u help pls?

obinna2nv:
Go for the hospital job, its still a cashier job, like you said, no prospect in both jobs. So its all about the money, so definitely go for the higher pay and extra savings...

I agree, its just the useless timming

akinyeleaa:
In my humble opinion, even though I still dey find job myself, any job where u work as a casual worker is not worth it. Even if the pay of the new job is smaller, in as much as you'll be staffed, I mean with letter of engagement and terms of work clearly stated, it is better to take the new job.

Hmmmm, i reason along. Uld find a good job bro ijn.

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Keneking:
The calculation of your feeding working at the hospital is flawed. You would work for 24hours right, how come it is one meal rate that has been used?

Additional questions include; how notable is the hospital? How equipped is this hospital? What is the record of staff turnover in the hospital? Can they provide you meals or some fringe benefit?

I suggest you discuss this financial challenges with the lebanese company, I know that they would shake body.

Thanks bro for ur time. Ur right tho, i thought of it too. I wunt return home till d next day so i shuld have included anoda 200-300naira for night food, or i also thought of it that while leaving home in d morning i woulda eaten n taken some for afternoon too. Lol. As such i will be left with night.

But, all the same, i dnt think ders any arrangemebt for food, its a hospital, except i wanna drink blood sha.
As regards discusing with the lebanese coy, this month is already gone, it will be as against next month, and i only have tomorow n next to show my intrest in d hospital job.
So its quite dicey, i may loose d hospital job if i dnt act fast.

supo19884:
Senior man to my little knowledge most Chinese, Indian firms don't formalised employment.perhaps think of how long u av been with the Lebanon firm and your contributions to their development. I suggest u discuss with them on issues bothering ur appointment and upward review of salary. Prospects in hospital doesn't mean cashier turning to surgeon but rather than increment of salary and other career benefits and development.

Lol, i was joking with the surgeon thingy but none the less, i get ur point, dialogue.

supo19884:
U need to state if the hospital is private or government owned? What is the prospects in both organisation. Try to discuss within the few days with the management of the Lebanon first stating issues related to financial problems so as to get an upward review of ur salary.

Bruv, prospects is very important, even more dan salary on the long run. But to look at it, a company that has not formalized my employment for almost a year now definately has no prospect for me. They fire pipu at will even pipu who have laboured for them. Wenever u fk up dey can just chase u off like a dog.
In d hoslital however, its private, with my little knowledge u can stay there for years and remain where u are, abi cashier they promote to surgeon ni? Lol.
Both jobs are just to keep body n soul together, dey no future in them in my opinion.

I presently work as a cahier in a depot in lagos state.
My current pay is 35,000 naira. But its owned by Lebanese
And working there has become boring as they mulitask me with still same fixed salary.
Asin, i function as an account clerk, a supervisor and alot of responsibilty on my head directly from the MD.

As u would know with most lebanese coys, i dont have a letter of engagement. Even with my position, im still casualized
And i am accountable, for cash, stock and even the depot. All this is overwhelming with the little pay that my transport alone is about 10k a month.

I had an interview with a hospital, as a cashier. I was asked if i can start immediately, but that was on the 17th. Seriously, i need to balance my account before i leave because alot of people owe me money from stock that i need to get by month end to balance the account.
The hospital operates on 1day on 1 day off working policy means i have to work 24hours a day.

Now, my delima is this, should i just quit my present job presently and take this hospital job, even tbough the hospital agrees to pay 40,000 naira.


Present job-
Salary 35,000
Transport 500 x 24days =12,000(mon-sat)
Duties- unlimited bandwidth
Feeding 200-300 x 24= 4800-7200naira(lunch only i guess)

Offered job-
salary 40,000
Transport 600 x 15 days= 9000naira
Dutiea- just cashier
Feeding 200-300 x15days = 3000-4500naira

Looking at this analysis, its obvious the hospital might afford me with more cash to save than my present job.
But they need someone fast, and i wunt be completely free from my present job till 4th of november(actually thats when ee receive our salary) even though their accounting period ends on the 24th.

With all this ive said, should i just quit abruptly because they have no contract with me and is where am going, any better, working full stretch 24hrs a day. Thats some shiii!!!
Can anyone advice me sensibly?

tunnyl:
Lol. This is realy wierd buh Its like having sexual intercourse wif hand. And u ain't doing it the right way that's y u nat feeling anything. I won't advise you to make it an habit because it will deplete the vital energy you need for daily activities. So do it for practise alone.

Get something oily that's gonna last. Let ur penis rise hard. Stroke it up & down.

It doesn't matter if u feel pleasure or not. Just do it. The more u practise wah I recommended the way I recommended. The longer you will last. However there is another method you can use to last longer. Buh ama open a thread about it later.

Thanks, do cc me on d thread wen u do.

Sabrwahaqqo:
*sixty -nining - I.e 6 fast strokes and 9 slow strokes in that order

* when f*cking, move ur laps not ur arse

* before s*x alow her to blow u... Ul f*ck d pussy hot and good after which

* practice holding ur piss back sometimes too with that you'll know how to hold ur cum back

* Excercise frequently then very much when you know u gonna get laid soon

* when f*cking take ur mind off the pleasure yo getting and start taking the f*cking as beating a sworn enemy ... Be like ama tear ds pusee today

Don't be silent like you're at your father's grave. Ttalk dirty and moan if possible

Enjoy your sex life.

Less I forgot eat good food.

Thank me later

Ave tot of this before. But i felt it would have a huge side effect if send cum back into its bowel. I always thought it can explode my testicles

olenime:
Set your mind off the sex while knacking her!

Infact, they vex as u dey knack am!
Thank me. Latter!

But seriosly, by doing this strictly, will i enjoy anything from sex?

tobimillar:
Guy...guy...guy...go find iya alagbo.....ask for opa eyin, ale and mokole...or u can try that thing aboki ppl dey sell...thank me later

Guruntashi abi, i think some mallams dey sell fake. Cos the one i bought, i swear am using it to drink garri now sef. That shii is useless.

mubarak001:
Is simple...4things caused it; sugar, inexperience, diseases, and excitement.

If no disease, dont get excited again when you wanna have d do...remove your mind from the action and think about something awful for the time bin....when you are set to release, you can bring back your mind to reality.
Again, do pre-intimacy very well, waste time before you insert into kittycat, meanwhile, from time to time when you are urinating, break your output for 10secs before you continue and repeat course thereafter.

thx mi later.

Illd try this especially. Cos ave never heard of it.

tunnyl:
Well. i wont tell you to drink alomo because its dangerous to the health. Just practise the stop and start method... you gotta masturbate to master it though. so dont bother if u cant. This is what you have to do.

1.) Stroke your dick when it is hard 50- 30 times(depending on how sensitive your dick is), stop stroking then squeeze ur anus or pc muscle for 10 seconds.

2.) Stroke it 30 times again, stop and squeeze ur anus or pc muscle. do this until you feel like ejaculating. then bend a little to the back as if you wanna backflip with your hands stretched to the back, this will divert the excess blood flow away from your dick to other parts of the body. stay in that position for 5counts, then return to step one.

the next day you can extend it to 40/ 50 strokes as long as u dont ejaculate.

make sure u dont ejaculate until the third day. DO this for a week you will last longer. Keep practising to extend the duration.

Hmmm, how do one masturbate really, stupid question i know. But i feel nothing using my hands to rob my dick d times i tried that. Thats y i say i dnt understand what guys see in masturbating. My dick n my palms are not compatible at all. D best i have seen is pre-cum. Ave never had ejaculation stimulation wen i tried it outa curiosity some times back.

grayht:
Signs of excess wanking

Trust me, i dont self-service. Infact ive never understoood why people self-service

PREETY LONG I KNOW, I JUT HAD TO START FROM THE BEGNING

I was a virgin for 17yrs of my life. On my 18th year i decided to woo a girl n dis tym have sex for the first time.
I started with all the pre-intimacy i had seen images of and i was sure i had gotten my very first girl wet.
It was not the first time i was ontop a girl, when i was about 8yrs old i used to be the daddy in the compound while nkechi was the mummy.
So, i used to do what mummy and daddy do, but then, i thought it was just laying ontop mummy and be going up n down. I never knew what my pennnis was for, neither did i know that hole nkechi used to urinate from whas a very special hole that illd be one day writting super story on my inability to please that hole. #singing wale adenuga's this life is beautiful but every........ #

Well, back to me being 18yrs old. This time i knew i no longer had john thomas/kokoro like my mum used to refer it to, now i knew i had a diick. Something that wen inserted into a natural tunnel can send tonnes of ecstacy to the brain.
I now had jennifer wet, all i wanted to do was bring out my diick and feel this escatacy ive all ways read about. I went in once, twice, thrice and shuuuuuuuuuuuuu. What i head was matt, uve already released? To me i was dumbfounded, i tried to ignore her n continue but
I noticed my diick was flat mehn. She chased me away, ordered me to go and get her salt n water, ordered me to clean the bed spread, i was just moving up n down like a retired fool trying to get a pension.

She left dissapointed but me was left behind confused. What happened i just did not understand. Did alota googling and believed it was inexperience. The second girl i got, i just did d pre-intimacy thing, got her wet but was so scared of going in and since then i just stayed off cos i dnt wanna be embarased again.

Now, am 26yrs old i had my longest sex with one akwaibom girl like this, she was patient. I prematuredly ejaculated twice. It was asif i ejaculated all the sperm in its chambers and even anyone left/stored in my brain cos she kept begging me to release after that and i was just smilling in my mind like u will suffer for all the girls i have dissapointed today. It was when her plea became too much after over 3 rounds i left her alone cos really there was work d next day and as she used that to get me off, i saw sense in it, despite that, i slept at work like it was 9pm, infact my boss n every other staff was asking me if i was ok. I was jez sleeping.

After that, i guess she had so much estacy herself that she came back for more. Me thinking i was now a man and ready to give her another escapade of sex was not so, unlike the first time, she was not gonna be staying overnite, she had to go back to school but she wanted the D. I dissapointed her as i erupted again in less than 1minute sef. All efforts to even bring the D back to life proved abortive, it just slept on my laps which made me angry. She left, i was sharterd. I guess it was sugar. So i cut off from sugar. Tried another girl and it was d same.

See, i know immorality is rong for all yee pastors in d house, but this has just shown i have a problem. I dont wanna be a sperm machine, i wanna enjoy sex and not just make babies even when i get married. I dont wanna get married and have d same problem, it will be worse cos illd wake up with this woman every morning of my life knowing am not doing her right. Atleast al the girs have had dis embarrassing moment with, i can avoid. Can i avoid my wife? I think its a sin i know this now, but i think its hell if i get to find it out in marriage. Illd rather have a babby mama than have a wife i cant satisfy sexually.

Can any matured man in the house help me with this predicament? Tell me to control my emotions by thinkin of sometin abstract, i havedon dat tire. Is there anything else? And pls i dnt want no E-book. I need advice of people whos bin in this b4 and found dier way out, not any marketer of any sort.
Thanks