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17th July

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don't forget to pray in the morning everyday you wake up, don't forget to wash your teeth, don't forget to prepare for work, don't forget to drive, don't forget what you should do at work, at 4.00 - 7.00pm don't forget to close, anywhere you want to go from work maybe visiting your boy/manfriend or your girl/womanfriend, or beer parlour, don't forget to drive yourself home, don't forget to eat dinner, don't forget to visit the toilet, don't forget to take your bath, before you sleep, don't forget to bleep your wife or husband as usual , don't forget to sleep in the night, overall don't forget to laugh!!! aahh!! why are you laughing now, I said laugh later not now!!

People, pls have your input, what I may have forgot to include!!!!!

[b]Junior went to his mum, he said mum, you lied to me, why? You said precious my sister is an angel, I just threw her out of the window and she couldn't fly! Immediately, mum fainted![/b]

What will you do if:
1. While you're eating indomie, you discover a ringworm in the midst of your indomie, you're afraid and you quickly check your mouth and you saw the tail of another worm which means you've already eaten the head?
2. You're a lady and you wanted to urinate and there's no where to hide and a good samaritan offered you a small place beside her shop and while urinating, two drops of watery excrete fell from your anus?
3. You entered a bush to ease yourself, and while doing that you discovered that you're excreting on a big snake head, immediately you stand up, you discovered another big snake infront of you, and there's a large crowd outside the bush, will you run out naked with some stash of sheet in ur anus?
4. You discovered that your whole life had been recorded, things you do in private and public, since you were born, had been recorded even till that very time, what will you do?
5. A gang of 10 Armed robbers with ammunitions raided your family's house only to get your g-string pant?

Stop accept defeat, its not your turn today, all Man United Fans, take heart till 2014, because Arsenal is taking charge now

elampiro: Top 4? You are funny because I can't remember the last time Man U finished 3rd. If we lost the title, it usually by at most one point. Anytime Man U had a bad season, they always step higher the next season.
In the history of Ferguson in charge of Man United, I doubt if he had come 3rd more than twice. No fourth as far as I know.
Next year Vidic, Fletcher and Anderson will return from injuries. Cleverly will have the opportunity to explore his talent. The young players will mature more and even the goal keeper. It was a terrible season for Man U in terms of injury as only Evra and Rooney were available for more than 90%. It was so bad that Carick had to play central defence in three matches and Rooney withdrew to defensive midfield, Valencia to right back in the first half of the season. We Man U fans should be grateful to the team for pushing the title fight to the last day against the billion spending neighbours, our omomo brother.

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