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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Drop Your Date Of Birth, You Might Find A Match by Cute4Mamas(m): 10:23am On Dec 15, 2012 |
17th July |
Jokes Etc / Re: Demonstrate You Laughs Here by Cute4Mamas(m): 9:11am On Dec 06, 2012 |
Ojigbijibijigbi hahahahaha hehehehe u u oo hahaha |
Jokes Etc / Hey Make Sure You Don't Forget These Things Everyday!!!!! by Cute4Mamas(m): 6:02pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
don't forget to pray in the morning everyday you wake up, don't forget to wash your teeth, don't forget to prepare for work, don't forget to drive, don't forget what you should do at work, at 4.00 - 7.00pm don't forget to close, anywhere you want to go from work maybe visiting your boy/manfriend or your girl/womanfriend, or beer parlour, don't forget to drive yourself home, don't forget to eat dinner, don't forget to visit the toilet, don't forget to take your bath, before you sleep, don't forget to bleep your wife or husband as usual , don't forget to sleep in the night, overall don't forget to laugh!!! aahh!! why are you laughing now, I said laugh later not now!! People, pls have your input, what I may have forgot to include!!!!! |
Jokes Etc / Junior: Mum Why Did You Lied To Me? by Cute4Mamas(m): 12:10pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
[b]Junior went to his mum, he said mum, you lied to me, why? You said precious my sister is an angel, I just threw her out of the window and she couldn't fly! Immediately, mum fainted![/b] |
Jokes Etc / You've Got To Answer All These Questions! by Cute4Mamas(m): 5:27pm On Sep 27, 2012 |
What will you do if: 1. While you're eating indomie, you discover a ringworm in the midst of your indomie, you're afraid and you quickly check your mouth and you saw the tail of another worm which means you've already eaten the head? 2. You're a lady and you wanted to urinate and there's no where to hide and a good samaritan offered you a small place beside her shop and while urinating, two drops of watery excrete fell from your anus? 3. You entered a bush to ease yourself, and while doing that you discovered that you're excreting on a big snake head, immediately you stand up, you discovered another big snake infront of you, and there's a large crowd outside the bush, will you run out naked with some stash of sheet in ur anus? 4. You discovered that your whole life had been recorded, things you do in private and public, since you were born, had been recorded even till that very time, what will you do? 5. A gang of 10 Armed robbers with ammunitions raided your family's house only to get your g-string pant? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs QPR (3- 2) On Sunday 13th May 2012 by Cute4Mamas(m): 2:41pm On May 14, 2012 |
Stop accept defeat, its not your turn today, all Man United Fans, take heart till 2014, because Arsenal is taking charge now elampiro: |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs QPR (3- 2) On Sunday 13th May 2012 by Cute4Mamas(m): 2:39pm On May 14, 2012 |
God of Succer @ work |
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