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RomanceRe: Nairaland Who Is Your Nairaland Bf/gf by Cute500(f): 10:21pm On Oct 16, 2010
POINTLESS THREAD
Christianity EtcWhere Can I Get Nigerian Praise & Worship Cd? by Cute500(op): 7:01pm On Oct 13, 2010
hi, plz where can i buy christain praise and worship cd in lagos that has a mix of all the regular church worship songs so that when i play it i can worship along with the songs and beats,dance, sing and rejoice along with what is being played on the cd.plz help.
CelebritiesRe: I Need Another Man To Lean On -Eucharia Anunobi by Cute500(f): 7:18pm On Oct 09, 2010
OMG that picture does her no justice lipsrsealed

I think shes a lovely lady,i like watching some of her movies,she has a son that usually has to be in hospital, so the pressure must be heavy for her. Besides that, i think her makeup and hair need to change.She looks too scary in that pix. undecided
CelebritiesRe: X Factor Reject Gamu Ordered To Leave Uk by Cute500(f): 1:44pm On Oct 07, 2010
Mr-Cork:
Madam, Your justification is not Sacristifative and your Sacristifative is not Justifayable,,period!!
1, are u aware she ugly? (no ofeinsee)
2, are you aware she need face surgery and not plastic surgery?(no ofeinsee)
3, are u aware she aint light skin (no ofeinsee)
4, are u aware she aint even as preeety as you? (no ofeinsee)
5,, are u aware her eye balls change from yellow to red, when she sing?
5, WOrse of all, are u aware she gots NO Nyansh?, NADA??(no ofeinsee)

So tell me, how are we supose to buy her record if she gots NO nyansh?
I recomend she back go to Simbabwe, bleach & then come back with heavy Nyansh, period!!

You need Nyansh & Light skin in the music buciness.
I rest my case!!! (no ofeinsee)
SEEMS THIS DUDE'S THINKING IS WAY BELOW ''LOW''[color=#006600][/color]
HealthRe: Did Amalar Kill My Friend? by Cute500(f): 11:52pm On Oct 06, 2010
The Moral of the story here is DO NOT SELF-TREAT. Meaning that you should avoid going to pharmacy and buying drugs without first going to the clinic. You may be allergic to those drugs you buy.
HealthRe: Is There Anything To Loose Height by Cute500(f): 11:49pm On Oct 06, 2010
i doubt if this is possible.but you can do a search on google for advice. In the meantime,eat less protein. Protein increases height. How old are you anyway? if you are a fully grown man, i dont think you will grow any taller than you already are,but if you are still undergoing puberty,then,chances are you might still grow taller.
HealthRe: Man Dies After Drinking Bottles Of Dry Gin by Cute500(f): 11:46pm On Oct 06, 2010
This is retarded. How can you drink 12bottles? his system got compounded and alas death. sad.
CelebritiesRe: X Factor Reject Gamu Ordered To Leave Uk by Cute500(f): 11:36pm On Oct 06, 2010
Mr-Cork:
Big Deal, She aint even light skin, She not gots Nyansh and she look IBO (no oofeinse)
Oii, You!! Mr Cork or wateva u call urself,wats dis insane obsession all about?every post i read on nl,ur either sayin d girl is ugly,not light skin,yansh or wateva. U need to do sumtin beta wit urself and stop wasting nl forum space.kmt.
RomanceRe: Can You Trust Something That Bleeds For 5 Days & Does't Die? by Cute500(f): 10:31am On Oct 06, 2010
This is simply stupid and retarded. Move to the joke section plz.
EventsThe Wedding Night by Cute500(op): 9:44am On Oct 06, 2010
hi, i found a rather interesting site about weddings and the wedding night.its rather interesting. check it out. many people tend to put alot of effort into planning the wedding itself and then by night time fall asleep.lol,

http://200weddingtips..com
RomanceThe Wedding Night by Cute500(op): 9:38am On Oct 06, 2010
hi, i found a rather interesting site about weddings and the wedding night.its rather interesting. check it out. many people tend to put alot of effort into planning the wedding itself and then by night time fall asleep.lol,

http://200weddingtips..com
TV/MoviesRe: Big Brother Africa 5 (the Official Thread) Is Here! by Cute500(f): 10:40pm On Sep 25, 2010
Eeyore:
I hope Meryl & Mwisho are going to consummate their engagement tonight sha. I plan to stay up till the wee hours of Sunday morning. Let them not disappoint me & hundreds of other perverts hoping to catch some live humping on TV oo.
See your life.Beta go to bed.Biggie is gonna giv them the privacy and not show anything grin
HealthRe: Can Washing The Face With A Virgin's Fresh Menstrual Flow Cure Pimples? by Cute500(f): 9:55pm On Sep 25, 2010
wtf undecided
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Begged To Suck Her. by Cute500(f): 9:34pm On Sep 25, 2010
ice234:
did u brush your mouth befor asking her
LMAO!! grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Need A Girl That Is Well Groomed 4 Serious Relationship by Cute500(f): 10:49pm On Sep 19, 2010
huh
RomanceRe: Being Single Can Be Frustrating by Cute500(f): 10:35pm On Sep 19, 2010
[s]Anger Management issue with  Bad mouth = Ability to find a perfect man[/s]

FamilyRe: My Husband Is Gay! by Cute500(f): 9:52pm On Sep 19, 2010
This cant be real, shocked
RomanceRe: Being Single Can Be Frustrating by Cute500(f): 9:46pm On Sep 19, 2010
Tracey121:
grin grin grin grin grin, Woman's age should remain a secret but what the hell, Im 25, and hey I understand what u say but I didnt mention what my requirements are, I just dont date thin and flabby guys

is your couson tall just enough that I will walk with him even in my very highest heel but too tall, is he big enough that I will be lost in his hug but not too big, does he have a bright future, is he funny, ambitious, fair complexion, can I proudly introduce him as my BF(Cute) to whoever I meet, is loving and caring, nurturing and sensitive, strong and firm, is he attached to his feminine side, can he say NO without offending me, can he be assertive with me without hurting my feelings, can he be honest with me without breaking my heart, can he rise against all odds, can he stand still, be irremovable even after the tempest, trials and turmoils of this world had battered him and uproot his soul, can he still stand tall even when his meet cant hang in his bones, can he?, Does he go to the gym, does he have a six pack, big arms, big chest, can he understand that Im independent and will not consult him every time I wana take a decision whether big or small, can he take the fact I will smile and flirt with every guy but will never cheat on him, can he apologise to me even if I was wrong and accept my apology later when I realize that I was in the wrong, can he understand that I have life of my own and have dreams that will sometyms seem more important than the r/s although that might not be true, can he give without remembering and take without forgetting just like me, is he kind and generous just like me, I think I have mentioned everything, if there is anything missing I will consult u

So if your couson has those above mentioned attributes please hook me with him,  grin grin grin grin grin grin grin and that is not too much to ask
Now with the bolded part, i can CLEARLY see where the problem lies. what if your destined husband is not meant to be too tall or even that tall? what if he is not light skinned, what if he does not have a big chest but an average one?? then that means that you have been chasing away all the other ones that dont fit your exact match. My candid advice to you is that DONT' GO AROUND CHASING WATERFALLS, ! I hope you honestly know what this expression means. (You should stick with the rivers and the oceans and stay away from going near the waterfall cuz that waterfall that ur hoping on may not be good for you)
You need a better mind set, stop chasing away all the good guys.
RomanceRe: Being Single Can Be Frustrating by Cute500(f): 8:11pm On Sep 19, 2010
You sound Like your stakes are REALLY TOO HIGH. There is nothing wrong with waiting for the right man,cuz honestly there are alot of losers around, but what happens when you push all the good men away bcuz your standards are too high? if age is not on your side, u need to have a re-think of what you are doing wrong. Most women would not date a man unless he has a fab ride, millions in his bank account, and a mansion. Think twice.

If however you lower your standards and your still meeting all the wrong men, then take your prayers to God. He will never give you more than you can chew. He is always watching, so why not ask him for assistance, he will never abandon and neglect you. Take it easy.

CultureRe: What Happened To The "Nkan Nbe" Type Of Programs? by Cute500(f): 7:06pm On Sep 19, 2010
i cant guarantee their credibility, but then again, why would you make up shows like this? i remember one episode i saw and they showed the woman who gave birth to tortoise and she was backing it with wrapper. She claimed that she couldnt throw the tortoise away cuz it came from her womb but her neighbours all ganged up against her calling her a witch or something similar.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: a by Cute500(f): 7:00pm On Sep 19, 2010
lipsrsealed
I feel sorry for you. stop this trash.
RomanceRe: She Asked For 20000 Naira Loan by Cute500(f): 5:11pm On Sep 19, 2010
shes tryna assess if u got money or not. do not give it to her, after she gets the money,she will disappear.
CultureRe: What Happened To The "Nkan Nbe" Type Of Programs? by Cute500(f): 4:52pm On Sep 19, 2010
I used to watch this as a kid, and omg it was scary as hell shocked After watching it i culdnt sleep for days especially watching it, then watching AYA-MATANGA afterwards. i swear i used to be sooo damn scared. Its not showing anymore,havent heard of it in yrs.
CultureRe: Nigerian Names: How Funny Is Yours? by Cute500(f): 4:49pm On Sep 19, 2010
Andre. im sure you have one of those PRAISE names.its cool tho. In todays world, well in the Nigerian world, noboby finds the name Maleek, or Ahmed funny like you have listed above, but if someone walked into a room with a name called ''GOD'S BREAD'' or ''MIGHTY GOD'' i would definately look twice. grin
RomanceRe: Before I Marry by Cute500(f): 4:35pm On Sep 19, 2010
This guy is weird. Snake girl my feet! You sound like a snake boy.
CelebritiesRe: Rapper T.I Is Probably Going Back To Jail by Cute500(f): 3:37pm On Sep 19, 2010
sad thing is that i genuinely really like this guy.its so sad that he has bin tru jail and out and then rite back in. His life must be very miserable living in the cells of America. I remember i used to be such a huge TI fan, and my ex used to be so jealous wenever i put his music on, lol, grin
CultureRe: Nigerian Names: How Funny Is Yours? by Cute500(f): 10:25am On Sep 19, 2010
Andre dont be so naive. The names u listed out are muslim names, and ofcourse there are thousands of muslims in nigeria, so they are allowed to name their children according to the islamic rites.
CultureRe: Nnunu Ebe: The Mysterious Tree by Cute500(f): 11:40pm On Sep 18, 2010
Whether the tree is real or a hoax,i culdnt care less.
CultureRe: Nigerian Names: How Funny Is Yours? by Cute500(f): 11:31pm On Sep 18, 2010
My Gateman back in those days was called QUALITY.
Then in school there was a guy called GLORY and another one called BRIGHT.

I dont know why some parents do this to their children  cry

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