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If your parents fall into this category, then you have the best parent.

just love the man. epitome of humility.

freecocoa:
Ofcourse, you aren't intelligent enough to even attempt to answer the question, fear fear, fear's the only thing stopping you.

OK. I've seen ur point. Case settled

freecocoa:
You didn't answer the question.

if u don't believe in Christ, then wait till after death.


On your own by then.
#hope i answer ur question

freecocoa:
I ask, not to offend.

Seriously, how can any educated/intelligent person believe in religion, especially Christianity? I mean, how much of a confusionist is this God?

that's why i need to believe in Christ so as not to rot in hell with same person like you who does not believe in hell.

I came to this section to read topics and comments and remain silent but ur write up won't allow me to do so. I really appreciate ur post and looking forward to someday when i be will praying on all the eight prayer points. Pastor Adeboye said when he came to UI this year and i quote "anything worth doing, is worth doing". I pray for forgiveness and the grace to stand firm while my spirit, soul, and body is purify. Praise the lord!


Mind you, they are not dangerous. I suggest you change the topic. I learnt much from it.

Kim k. sister just acquire a good car. Isn't this much at this age

soro niyen

agarawu23:
you have your point bro,


but we should accept the fact that "bachelor's" life is different from "married".

but that doesn't mean we should turn our back and forget our friends

Sometimes, when know i will separate from a good friend, i don't feel like starting such friendship at all

The feeling that one gets on a best friend’s
wedding can be an ideal example of what we call a
bagful of ‘mixed emotions’. At one moment, we
find ourselves excitedly singing, Aaj mere yaar ki
shaadi hai . But, at the very next moment, we feel a
little low thinking that our best friend will have a
new best friend now.
Well, we are pretty sure you all might have
experienced this or will go through this situation at
some point of your life. But today, we just bring to
you a light take on the ways in which your friends
change after their marriage, even if they do not
admit!
#1. They do not have time to pick up your call
Did you ever need to ask them if it was the right
time to talk? Well, now you will have to!

#2. They become less appreciative of your humour
and are stuck in their own world.

And, you just wonder what is wrong with them!
#3. They become a ‘wave from distance’ friend
from being a ‘hand in hand’ friend.
Well, we know you never even imagined walking on
opposite paths. But, face it! That is the truth now.

#4. Entire world knows before you about what is
going on in their life, through social media.
And, you had no idea your friend is off to Goa for
the weekend because your interenet connection
was down from last two days!

#5. They have long stories to tell about their new
life when you meet.
Which you are not a part of!

#6. And, soon they become the odd-one-out.

They have nothing common to share, they have no
clue about what is happening in the group, and
they do not even seem interested at all.

#7. They become an excuse factory to avoid every
opportunity to hang out with you.
Be it a movie plan, a long drive, a sleepover, pizza
party, whatsoever!

#8. Gradually, they become motherly.
This especially for all your female besties. Things,
like ‘it is high time you too should get married’,
‘there should be someone to take care of you’,
etc., had never been their concern before. But,
now it is!

#9. They sharpen their culinary skills.

Another one for those who have female best
friends. The girl who could not even cook Maggi is
now baking cakes and trying her hand on
everything that seemed so impossible before.

#10. They become more family-oriented.
Someone, who hardly liked being at home is
always looking for an opportunity to spend as
much time as possible with family now.

#11. They are wiser, calmer, more patient and full
of advice.
In a short span of time, they seem to have seen
and learnt a lot. Whatever problems you face, they
surely are the best troubleshooters and there is a
lot they can train you on.


They might not ever admit, but these small
changes in them leave you wondering, “Is he/she
the same person?” Every time you demand an
explanation, the answer is simple, “You will
understand my position better once you get
married!” So, wait till then to actually understand
what they mean!

A friend of mine score 237 and intend to study law in oau, what's chance of gaining admission to study law

Share your jamb score and your course of choice and lets rob minds.

Natascha:
please, straight men do this all the time. And whats wrong with gay people? Absolutely nothing! You dont pay their bills, so what you think about them, is ur own busniss!

i like ur comment

Hello fellow oau aspirants, my name is Tunji and will like if we can come together as a family and discuss common issues. Drop your number then i will add u


THANK U

#onepeopleonefamily

EPISODE 3

NOTE: At this episode, I have been born to a family of Mr & Mrs. Green.






I was still sleeping when I heard a song, I thought I was still dreaming. To my surprise, I saw my mum and dad singing happy birthday to me, I was so happy ehnnnnnn, to the extend of I jumping up to hug dad forgetting that I haven't brushed my teeth. My boy is now a big boy so you deserves to have another clothe for ur 10th birthday. My mum was now on her way back to kitchen. Alex, u need to come here now to have your bath so as not to be late for school, it won't be nice if Uncle Ayo beat you in school, said mum. Although I have never been beaten in school by any teacher for lateness but mum scare me with that to hasten me. That day went well since it was my especial day but little do I know that me clocking 10 was the beginning. It is now, 4:30pm, and I'm still waiting for my parent which was unusual of them to come late. As I was busy looking at every angle to check if my parent were coming, I saw this tall man, nicely dressed, approaching me. I was too young to be afraid of any suspicious approach. His look was gentle, as he move closed, he bent to my height and called me by my name; Alex, happy birthday, he said and which I said thank you sir. I wanted to ask him how he knew my name but before I could utter any statement, he beings is talk. I'm a friend and I have been waiting for so long of which u have no idea of how long it is but will tell u something. I want you to know that there many people waiting out there for you, who love you more than any one. As he mention that, I told him that; what of my best friend and in replied that those he was talking about are more lovely than my bestfriend, and even my parent. If not because i was young then, i ought to be curious of those people that loves me more than my parent do but no, i didn't. As he stood up to to leave, he deep his hand and brought out a Game Boy. Wow! I was like, oh my god! He said, this is for you. But but...............tt. You wanted to say your parent will beat you for collecting something from a stranger, right? He said. Yes sir, I have been told not to collect things from......... He interrupted, don't worry, I will settle that. To be sincere with you guys, 90% of me has collected it but the 10% was talking of my parent. I collected the gift reluctantly since he promise to settle it. As he was leaving, he smiled and and suddenly I felt a tap on my shoulder. As I turn to look at the owner of that finger, I saw no one so I turn to my previous site but to my amazement, the man I was seeing and talking to few seconds ago had vanished. I was like, where is this man, and suddenly something hit my mind. During the 30 minute of talking to this with this man, my school premises as never been so quiet, I mean at least 4 students will be there and two school cleaners even though it is closing time. This thought didn't spend much time before it evaporated my mind since the joy of Game Boy as filled it. I was still glancing through the gift when I heard a voice called on me. Alex, Alex, sorry for being late, it was my car that broke down and I have to call my mechanic. I stretch my hand to show him the gift and he interrupted what was going on in my mind. I know, he said. Know what sir, I requested. The father to your friend, he met me while I was waiting for my mechanic by the road side. He told me of ur good behaviour and all other things and also said he presented you a gift for your birthday. My mouth was open in my mind. I do not introduce my father to any person in school so how come but I dear not open my mouth to say sure thing to my father

EPISODE 1



I wasn't there at the beginning of this story because I was not yet born but will make it clear to you, so flow along with me.
I saw this place, the place was very large and filled with people I don't know. Judging from what I saw, I guess the people were up to a million or more than that. I later discover that this people are Demons and principality. There was this noise coming from them due to the conversation they were having which seems very serious guessing from their facial expression. After few hours of discussion, there was another noise and a strong vibration . Before I could could notice anything, I saw those Demons fell down on their kneels saying 'Lucifer our lord, the ruler of the world' and so on and on. No wonder, I now know the reason for the strong vibration, it was to cause an attention of demons from their discussion to him. After passing of this drama, Lucifer (Satan) start talking. We got a problem and we need to find solution to it now, said Lucifer (Satan). They (the demons) began to look at each other face as if the answer to their question is written on it. After few minute, they asked; master what could be the problem? Then I saw, a big flat screen tv, like those used during film show but much bigger than it. Then I saw, a man preaching from one country to another, winning souls, doing wonderful things for God, infact he was really used by God. After watching the history this man who I didn't know, those demons ask their master Lucifer what can they do to stop the man. Lucifer replies with one mysterious smile then being talking. The man you saw in that video is not yet on earth but will be given birth in the next 20 years to come and will start fully the work of 'THAT MAN' ( Jesus ) the age I myself don't know. Jesus name was never mention and will never be mention in their conversation because of the power in the name so they use 'THAT MAN' instead and don't be surprise when Lucifer said he doesn't know the age at which the man will being his work for God. He is not that wise, and that's why he wait from final words from people of God. So, after lucifer told them about the man, I saw one demon stood up and told Lucifer to send him to counter the man but Lucifer replies and said; I won't use u but will use a fellow man like the man I watch in video to do it.

This story is a religious literature. I found out that no literature is being written from this section so i want to start and your criticism is highly welcome.



'ABOUT THE STORY'.
The story is a mind blowing, full of suspense and sympathetic story. Just stay tune.

::::: SYNOPSIS OF THE STORY:::::

There is a couple who as been seeking the favour of God concerning the fruit of the womb whom a later got a solution from a native doctor. Little do they know what The ruler of the world ( Lucifer ) as in store for them. They gave birth according to promise of the doctor but the child becomes a tool of fight to God and weapon against the careless soul. This story is not based on religion because it covers all religion. Thank you. Episode 01 is coming out soon, today. Stay tune.

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Oh, you have finally admitted that it was a joke abi?[/color]

i wasn't talking about the post. But wait, a minute, did it ever occur to u that the incident might be a foundation for a good relationship between us? We might have met by mistake or circumstance surrounding this whole issue but i will like to fall in love with a torch lady like u.

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Shut up and stop telling foolish lies like someone with the brain of a starfish.
What do you take us for? I am asking you a question.
What the hell do you take us for?[/color]

just someone i know i will fall in love with, missclasssy. That's a joke anyway but u are a friend to me even though u despise me for no reason

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Rubbish!!!

So someone found your misplaced phone and the only reasonable thing to do was to log into your nairaland account and create a senseless topic?

_Stupid lie.[/color]

If that's what u think, no problem. I was waiting for u to talk b4 since you the only female viewing this topic.

I sincerely apologise for the topic posted here yesterday. I lost my phone yesterday morning and could not collect till something around evening. I was surprise that the person that found my had posted some trash here using my account. I solely denouce the fact that i know something about it.



THANK YOU

crisycent:
Yes he did. I'm proud of that. How about you?

picture or i don't believe u

crisycent:
Na man control her go there. The man must be foolish though, what am i doing with public toilet?

did ur dad meet ur mum a virgin? no vex ooo, na just question.

i just love this lady. I'm a man and i will also like two children at maximum and no wife. I hate marriage. I want me and my two kids stuff

just love genny

i want a good wife not necessarily a virgin

agarawu23:
ask that same ppl if they are Virgin too

yea