Donpre:

I'd need to meet you for some private lessons then, I need to learn how to churn out words that will make an iceberg melt in nanoseconds and also make private rogers into Captain America

Anyway I doubt we've meet on EVERY THREAD.... just the utme thread and this one, or am I forgetting any other?

Lemme be honest, I've been a ghost follower of this thread for a while, you won't blame me sha, you guys are humorous and exciting, just what I like...... anyway, just decided to drop a post because my main nigga PilotOz asked me to consider schooling at AAU, since I'm yet to rechoose an institution

so my oga, my 0'Level result has prevented my studying in a Fed university, which state university would you recommend?.... Would AAU be a good choice?

lol yes it'd the best choice sef. Lmao

remiiko:
wbu?

both parents r Edo

jamb has ended for this year now righ?

remiiko:
yes no...my mom is frm ogun while my dad is from edo....i was born n brought up in edo.

lol cool

Mimido2:
Wat course did dey give u?

childhood education

remiiko:
hmmm....like serious? while is every one been positive? pals thanks so kindly. jason jumoke oraguna is a learner because you are a veteran mvational speaker. i never knew i got bro/sis here remi appreciates.i personally decided to avenge my failiure so social networking,am out till futher notice.
#PUMEGOCOLLECT.

are u a yoruba boy?

Mimido2:
yeah....dey didn't give me admission....dey didn't even give me anoda course

tho they gave me admission last year, but dey gave me a very stupid course. So i left the course for them to eat it.

Abcruz:
pretty pretty wow. On seeing the low scores at "myschool" who would have believed what u have now is still attainable. All thanks to God. He(God) who has started a project will surely bring it to accomplishment. Congrats once more

lol i knw righ? It's unbelievable . Thank you

Jason555:
Good afternoon Good people...

I gathered the following during mah stay in Ekpoma...

Let's bear in mind dhat this year's POST UME is gonna be written sooner dhan the previous years...
If you notice, most schools are already done with first semester Exams. Some schools are still writing and hopefully gonna round-up April 2nd...
According to the school calendar , second semester exam will be conducted in June to finish July (if I'm nad mistaking) and from previous observations, POST UME are usually written during second semester Exams... With this, it's clear dhat POST UME would likely be conducted in may /June ...

Also, it's certain dhat we freshers will resume this year (September)...

The school just introduced a fee to be paid by all 100l students.. It's called concessional fee.. And it's 10,000
maybe for our turn, e go be 20, 000
AAU too like money sha.. Lol..


Afternoon all... !!!!

thanks for the info . Keep 'em coming. Anyway i heard if u dunno somebody in ekpoma then ur admission is gonna be slim. Cos me i dunno anybody o. Just my God lol. But seriously is it true?? I just hope the post ume is gonna be computer based cos i hate ppt exams
.

Mimido2:
Congrats dear....by God's grace we will be admitted to study Law.....I heard dat most art students failed jamb and almost all my friends dat are art students failed,we are even lucky dat we passed d cut off mark.....God Will help us cos even when I got a high score(260) in jamb last year plus I got 70 as my aggregate but uniben didn't give me admission. So getting a high score in jamb does not guarantee dat u will get admission.

wow for real? U werent given admission? That's messed up.

remiiko:
nothing like good news....i feel horrible am disgusting shit....i was given 182....i lose the race am........who the hell do i think would accept my 182 for law?

awwwn that's sad.... But all hope is nt lost, i remember when i was saying dat even if they gave me 180 i'd still be grateful due to the mass failure i've been hearing but the only thing i'm gonna do was to study like cray for my post utme.
Hun just calm down btw if u divide ur score over 8 and u divide the score of someone dat got 200 over 8 there wont be any much difference. Its ur post ume dat is gonna make d difference. So as far as you've gotten d cutoff for jamb then move on to the next hurdle with us and you'd pass and surely be given admission. Ur jamb score doesnt really matter

PilotOz:

ah!!. no, not at all.. Why?

i thought u were o. Lol maybe i misunderstood what u said. Buh its all good

PilotOz:

congrats.

thanks, pilotoz are u really buying change of institution form?

Jason555:
If this stuff had come yesterday , it wouldn't have been much of a problem cause ah could have gotten one for you, I'll be coming to lagos hopefully tomorrow and probably give it toy you...

As it stands now, ah really do nad know how it's gonna be possible....

Why nad check for it on lagos.. I think most of those book shops should have it even of it doesn't contain dha one of 2015..

thnnx

Jason555:
If this stuff had come yesterday , it wouldn't have been much of a problem cause ah could have gotten one for you, I'll be coming to lagos hopefully tomorrow and probably give it toy you...

As it stands now, ah really do nad know how it's gonna be possible....

Why nad check for it on lagos.. I think most of those book shops should have it even of it doesn't contain dha one of 2015..

okay my cousin is in ekpoma so i'd ask him

Jason555:
A very big Congratulations To you Dearie !!!

I'm so happy for you.. LOL.. At least, we all going in together...

First hurdle crossed already, all thanks to God.. ...

Once again, Congratulations Dear!

thank u hunnie. Now how will i get post ume past questions? Btw remiko tell us the good news

oh my gosh!? I'm so happy! I just checked my result and i got an aggregate of 216! Gosh tbh i was scared cos i knew how my friends were failing. I really give the whole credit to God. Eng: 44( even tho i knew i was supposed to get lik 70) , Maths: 60 , Account: 50, Economics: 62. Wow

remiiko:
Cutecindybabe1 av you received ya score alert..

have u seen urs?

remiiko:
Cutecindybabe1 av you received ya score alert..

no i havent. I even checked online they r sying no result yet. And what is with this thing i'm heatring bout jamb remarking people's result. Is it true?

the way the last set of jambites are failing ehn? Its making me scared o. Tomorrow is my exam i need ur prayers.

xender:
we can as well chat here that ain't derail its an open forum the first people that started the discussion here were actually chatting to themselves. they kon even dey drop pics loll.....but drop ur digit though as we are in for the same course

lmao see ur head

thagift:


God will guide you through In Jesus Name, pls Hw much do Science students pay?

i'm not a science student but i think they'd pay like 160k. Dunno tho

i'm tired of waiting for my exam. Sigh

Jason555:
That's just it bro... Anyways, let's see wha others have to say about it...

i think we should stick to the thread cos alot of new members would wanna knw whats going on in aau so they'd go look for every possible info on the internet and would probably stumble un this thread. Let's nt be selfish. Lets make this thread not just for us but for others that'd be interested. U feel me? So lets make this thread open not private

remiiko:
its a small village bordering edo and delta state in d south, eastern part is situated at d river niger shore,our major occupation is farming(rice,yam,cassava, cocoa yam, cannabis...i aint a smoker dou)fishing...we are known as THE FOOD BASKET OF EDO STATE.with #50 you can get a big bowl of rice...

lol so cool

remiiko:
Okkkie should i b left out?.....am Remilekun Egwuda am a law aspirant(by his grace dou)at ambrose alli university.am a pessimist/optimist (sound strange ni?)a humourous dude am in ekpoma but i live in illushi.hoping to score 300+.

where is illushi and where are ur pictures?

STRBOY:



Like seriously.... I have checked online dy keep telling Me ''No result Yet''


Am getun worried... My Families are worried...


This is the 3rd time jamb is doing dis Poo to Me

just be calm. It'd be out soon. For sure

Jason555:
Seen the bio. Now...?

oh yea cool. Lol

Jason555:
Done dhat already... Scroll up...

oh ok

Jason555:
Hmmmm!!!!!!

Where do ah start from..?

*clears throat*

Good morning all!!

After going through the five pages of this thread , I quickly wanna congratulate and salute some guys for their stupendous work here..

Cynthia , you've been on dha front roll here.. Thanks for being so active and for frequent updates... May God help you as you write you sit for your exam on dha 11th .. AMEN!

Dr . pilotzOz , me and you just be like MTN ( every where I go) maybe fate brings us together (destiny at work!) well done Doc.! ...

I'm also an aspirant , MBBS Ambrose Alli University Ekpoma College of Medicine (AAUCOM)

Wrote mah exam on dha 27th . Though, I'll say mah exam was dha worse in Nigeria bhu in all, I had 239! Thanks to God...

I reside in Benin though bhu at dha moment, I'm presently in Ekpoma !!

I'm here to stay and assist with the little I can... If you've gat any problem or question , post it and someone is surely gonna drop a solution ASAP !

Together gonna blast this post ume !

here , you stated u reside in benin and not lekki

Jason555:
COOL!!!!!

Your short bio. Is cool and of course, dha pictures, you ain't looking bad at all. Just like an "Accountant in dha making should look like" !!!

lol thanks. Your turn. And ur pictures too lol

Jason555:
success...!!!



Where in lagos do you reside...?

Ojota