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MhizDeedy:
Nd that's what u love most, lemme shine it again

lol I want u to shine smthelse for me

yanabasee:
So..you'll open a silly thread...come the toast babe again for the thread.....
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Naija Sha

hian.. When did u see me tellin her she is d cockroach in my cupboard

MhizDeedy:

see ur black and white teeth

SUGARBEE:
Okay soon we shall, and I hope you'll be ready?

yea sure....

SUGARBEE:
For once I agree with you

we havnt had an argument yet

Early on in a relationship, we are on our best behavior. But after the knot is tied and time goes on, we tend to become a little too comfortable around our sweetheart. Things slip and bad habits surface. And, unfortunately, in many marriages, these little things can become big stumbling blocks.



To avoid having this happen in your relationship, here is a list of things you should never do in front of your spouse.

1. Pick your nose

Just the other day, I was sitting at a stoplight when a handsome man pulled his car next to mine. Interest turned into disgust, however, when I caught him sticking his finger up his nose. I could not believe it! It proceeded to get worse as I watched him roll his findings into a ball and flick it out the window. By then, every ounce of attraction had vanished.

The truth is, everyone picks their nose. Sometimes it is just necessary. This does not justify sticking your finger up your nose in public, however -- and especially in front of your spouse! Believe it or not, the thought of having your fingers entwined with those of a nose picker isn't very appealing.

2. Share details of your past relationships

It is really a bad idea to do this in any kind of romantic relationship. Girlfriends, boyfriends, husbands and wives do not want to hear the details of their significant other's past relationships with old flames. This is not tactful or respectful of your his or her feelings. No one wants to feel like he or she is being compared with their spouse's old boyfriend or girlfriend.

3. Pop a pimple or blackhead

Your spouse should not have to watch fluids coming out of your back, forehead, nose or anywhere else. Talk about a turn off! No matter how much your sweetheart loves you, he or she will not find puss coming out of you attractive.

4. Belching or flatulence

I had to find more pleasant words for these items in the dictionary. Women do not normally have much of an issue in this area. However, men seem to think it is funny and can get a little too comfortable doing this around their wives. Remember, married or not, burping and farting is impolite and rather disgusting. Especially in the middle of dinner or under the covers. Your wife will not be impressed.

5. Put your hands in your mouth

A friend of mine told me of a date she had with her boyfriend at a nice restaurant. During the meal, her date slipped his entire hand in his mouth to reach for a piece of meat that had been stuck between his back teeth. He pulled it out, stared at it, then popped the chunk back in his mouth and ate it. My poor friend couldn't eat a single thing after that.

Try to be respectful of your spouse as you eat together. Picking your teeth with your fingernails is a sure way to make your sweetheart lose his or her appetite. Take good care of your oral hygiene and try to keep your hands out of your mouth, especially before a kissing session with your hubby.

6. Cough or sneeze without covering your mouth

If you have a cold or allergy, walk around with a tissue in your pocket. Simply covering your mouth shows that you care and do not want someone else to be infected with whatever virus or bacteria you are carrying. Try to refrain from blowing germs all over your spouse.

7. Remove hair

Unless you are one of those exotic couples where the man loves shaving her legs or the woman loves to shave his beard, do not let him see you shave your legs, groin, armpits, or pluck away your mustache with tweezers. It's like wrapping a present in front of the person you are giving a gift to. Let him enjoy the end result only.


8. Chew with your mouth open

This is only one item of many that show total lack of manners and education. Just because you have tied the knot with your honey does not mean he or she wants to see what you are eating. Try to continue to be the gentleman or lady you were around your spouse when you were dating.

9. Use the bathroom

I did not want to talk about it, but I need to. Some couples feel like marriage means no privacy. I have a friend that continues to have conversations as she or her husband uses the bathroom. Some moments should not have to be shared. Smells and sounds that come from the bathroom are not very good at creating a romantic atmosphere and can be downright embarrassing. Leave a little mystery in your marriage and close the bathroom door.

SUGARBEE:
Hehehe counter-nature

lol I promise ur nad gona regret it

SUGARBEE:
Ehhh no.. My boyfriend would need the thing this night. . ..

u'v forgoten u dnt like sex.. U like controversies

Damminglola:
Because of this nooni.

pretty pic u gat

SUGARBEE:
Lol.. We could argue all night if you want... Am controversial by nature and don't give up on arguments easily just didn't want to take it too far

I'd like us to argue all night...

INTROVERT:
really.... i wasn't really online today...

yea u weren't....

Mrcork,I present to u, the most beautiful light skin bae...

INTROVERT:
cutehector report here

the op copied the post.. I'v already commented on d first thread, lol u weren't fast!

Throw his dirty clothes outside

SUGARBEE:

good u cnt beat me in an argument

Its justifiable for a man to be furious ova catchin his wife havn an affair with another man.. But what is not justifiable is murder.

But whichever d case, thou shall not commit adultery.. It was stated clear in d commandments.

Op what of some people wey dey willing to work na, where d work dey? No work...

SUGARBEE:
Lol you'll pass off as a good blogger.. See how you just formed trash as expect Me to induce it as my life story...


My sex been awful or sweet is mine to judge.. . The main issue here is the fact that men love sex than the ladies

no, u dnt like sex more dan ur other femle counterparts... Ladies like sexs just as men do.. U should hav said, men are more expressive of their likeness for sex dan women...

MhizDeedy:
u need cane

sugar pie

MhizDeedy:
Lol I meant in d past

babe, I'm a time traveller... I can go bak to becomin ur first love...


Deedy darling

Dem no sabi book na

Na who pass exam sabi book abi na lie

SUGARBEE:
Hehehe don't twist it like that jor

no I just wana get smth straight... U said men enjoy it.. Dat means u dnt enjoy it. And since u said men enjoy it, u'v had sex before and it was painful... Dat means, u wr disvirgined and d sex was aweful.

MhizDeedy:
Lol nothing... Snatch my heart nd see

goosh, see green light.. E green pass greener pasture...


Am gona snatch it with all pleasure my lady

SUGARBEE:
Men of course.. They like sex like their breath

so u hate sex?

MhizDeedy:
Lol

so, what do u look for in a guy

MhizDeedy:
Lol don't mind him, no1 can snatch me from u





Cutehector! Big head

lool I havnt even chyked mhizdeedy, dem brothers are all getn scared.. Lmao... Mhizdeedy let's make dem jealous nau...

2dice:
Good... If u don marry Kon Born ontop ..lol
I don turn you to my sister ...
All doss corper too dey like *kini* seff..
Tell am say make she hook u up with her sis or friend..
Check her reaction

hahahahahahaha... Dats true.. U sabi smth wella.. I go ask am

MhizDeedy:

na so... Committe of space bookers

Godfearing

2dice:
naaa ... With kegel Plus Uncle. Alom
Everything will be Tight like a V

lol e get one married corper wey jus dey gv me green light cuz of say I help am do smth... Omo, I distance myself oooooo..... She get baby na.. And d worst part b say dem too dey ova caring... U go just fall for dem