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klepto2015:
To SASSYBAE,



Come babe, you no even reason am?
Why I dey ask you those stupid questions the other day?
I asked you if you fit swim.
If you stay in a storey building or attend redeem?
Whether you've been to an airport or been to portharcourt.

I sat down all day trying to think of more but then I am just being stupid I no know why I dey fall.
Baby tell me wetin dey make me fall sef?
I don dey craze I no know wetin to talk sef?
You know I've always imagined talking to you but the liver no just gree me face you cos for fear say I go just be like every other guy wey you don wash.

But now even if you wash me, I go still dey proud cos all these other guys wey just dey look dey wait make you wash me, I pass them.
Secretly dem dey die for your body but dem no born them.make dem come meet you. Your body is to kill for, con die for am join.
Each time I look at you, I just wonder how many years God use create you.
I sure say e tey pass when he talk say "Let there be light." When he talk let there be light sef, na because of you. He wan use the light see wetin he don do ni. He use the light admire you.

I don reason so many things, my classy sassy chick.
Only you fit complement my existence. I don waka around this obodo Nairaland.
I no just see anyone wey make sense pass you, Mba! Dem no reach.
So right now nothing fit make me dey happy pass make you just gree say you go be my own.
As in to follow me go house. I don prepare every wonderful thing wey go make you happy.
I go do everything wey dey possible to make sure say you go be the happiest woman for this world. Just anything wey you want na hin I go do.

Bae, please just say yes to me make we enjoy life together. Come and be my 'lolo'. Make we gather prove to these guys wey dey here say true love dey very possible anywhere.

Na my own humble and sincere submission be this o. My love for you na Cat and Rat. If you tell me No here, I go still chase enter anywhere. Even if na Ads section you start to dey frequent or Pets section. I go follow you.


Klepto2015

what d fvck is this? if I be babe I go tear u slap

MhizDeedy:
Exactly, I was laughing nd also gisting with d nurses

am off to d wooing thread... Buhbye

What is it? Are these guys certainly havn cold feet or what? Jeeeez!!!!

MhizDeedy:
Lol cry ke? Big girls don't cry

so u were laffn wen gvn birth

Kivva:
Dygeasy, where the fvck is the wooing thread proper?

nna mehn sef d tin tire me... Dygeasy ooooooooo

Twaci:
i dunno

My group is coming on tomorrow.

d place sef is even boring

MhizDeedy:
Labor room

did u cry

MhizDeedy:
Wow where av I been since? sassybae I see u oooh

whr av u been since

Twaci has d stuff started?

Dygeasy:
Guyyyyy which levels na? How you take do am?

has the wooin ish started already?

Beremx:
Devil things.

yeah right.

Who should be blamed now?

My gosh..she has lost so so much weight... To all the fat girls in d hous, there is hope mehn

Create a fight wit her.. D feelin wil disappear imediately

Naah. Nelson mandela stayed in prison for 27 years, his wife ddnt do anythn...

Sinnzu:
If you can quickly change your DP cos cutehector called you a mere "Ugly"...... When I remember you, you will not only deactivate your account, you will uninstall your phone/laptop browser and also opt out from your current data plan before i am done introducing Sinn.zu to you.









Jukwaese.

lmao.... No mind am... because we dey gv dem small attention for here, dem go dey misuse am...

Sinnzu:
Chill, did you just take down your DP cause cutehector called you ugly?? So you know you are lilly livered yet u came here to display.. Smh

lmao.. Will d village girl eva admit.... Dats hw dey will come in their hundreds and try to become wanabe"s here. The mgbeke feels she is funky..

Xiadnat:
It is open alright. I just installed an electric fence around it, that only certain 'key/s' can disengage.

keys like

Jollyjoy:
mehn!! See vexing,take am easy,i seriously dnt want you to open a thread here crying of heartbreak when your bae refuse,so just sit down and compose better thing now, that thing above is not romantic, lollllzzz,pele!

ugly tin

Jollyjoy:
truth is bitter wooer,,, go and dig more, u wanna win her heart right? Then work harder because seriously, those words aren't romantic,,,, cliches!!!

if I slap u, u wil disappear frm my presence.. Fvck out

Israel can't be defeated na...

Jollyjoy:
I seriously cant wait to see this started, na today english go get new meaning,infact 8th dictionary loading...

some boys go commit blunders eeeh sotey u go wander which school dey go... Cutehector don dey form now,those words aren't romantic,not one bit, just carry your arms down,go carry dictionary check english.. Lolz...

who is ds one. Gbasa queen

She is cute

Wickedness will catch of wit dem

Things of this nature happen in rare cases...

[size=20pt]oh dammnit, 6pm should do and reach na...[/size]

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Youngpo413:
you need to leave Nigeria then.

lol I dnt think so.. I'l find her

Sassybae:
Lol, hector go jhoor

wats ur sweet name?

Youngpo413:
have you seen any yet?

none yet. I believe d best one arrives last.