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agarawu23:
the game is still on till tomorrow, so the gate is still open for you to make a choice and let's see what you can come up with

agarawu23:
why are you blabbing like you can write better?

KingTom:
Ishibaby listen to me let me talk.
***sips alomo***
Baby girl you have captivated my soul as I dey so I no know wetin to talk or do. You dey ban me e dey sweet me, 3 days ban Na I love you, 5 days ban Na I miss you and 10 years Na I want you forever, sweetie pie I don strip myself naketh dey type your lines, your name alone dey induce Vaseline. Ishi make I deactivate your brassiere, boo let me ban your skirt walahi I go lock your thread.
Make e be me Rev. Dr. Tom Aworinde make I climb your mountain suck your nectar make I enter your gate become landlord. Ishi if no be me no be you no be anybody. I don fall for your love and as e dey so I wan make you reply me. Ishilove say you love me, shey you love me. Oya sweetheart if you do then knack me my 3 days ban. I love you baby girl

agoadiv:
Strictly 4 mhizkel my dearie

[color=#990000]Strictly 4 mhizkel my dearie

To the love of my heart..

You could tie my tongue
My lips, my teeth
Split them into surrender
Into a foreign language
And I would still manage
To cough up your name.
You just need to know this is the first time I’ve ever done this without looking for an exit row.
And I’m pretty sure my seat can’t float but I’ve already fallen from the sky for you,
Already said no to the parachute,
With u m gonna be all out to face the world
Cos I'll be floating in de Mediterranean sea if u yield not to my approach.

If i culd mak ur picture de last ting every military soldier sees b4 embarking on de journey of less return
Am pretty sure some families wuld still be happily United with their fallen heros
Because ur face radiate de pure act of heavenly forgery
I look at ur dp n smile
I'll just open chrome browser n type in www.nairaland.com/mhizkel
And the beautiful countenance of a young girl appears before me
Ur face brings hope of love n thought of belonging, de bulging eyes makes u unique cos i feel m being watched by u in everything i do
Let the world knw dat there is love in loving an epitome of godesstry

[color=#990000]
M not a guy of much words, but i guarantee u multiple orgasms
I speak less, but I'll kiss u like u unleashed de beast
Romance u lik ur a newborn, taking care of all wat makes up a woman in u, I'll pull de hair of ur head till sweet thoughts abt me flies into ur brains
Baby, with u by my side I'll need no other pinkspot to bang
I'll be content in u
I just wanna be de 1 to nail that spot
On a solo mission 2 pleasures overboard,
No 1 cn juxtapose u wit any oda girl here
Cos u stand tall with ur funny n comely attitude
I see ur dp n i see a brave lady devoid of imitating bitches flooding this forum
And above all
u got de sweetest ting embedded @ de center of ur gracious frame
U got de prefect natural boobs
U got de prefect round ass ahh i just wanna pull it right away
U mak me see de pure definition of love and passionate sex
Dis did zeus see n craved to hera
Even at dat he still daydreamed n athena fell off his head.


Tinking of u makes me wanna do things
Grab ur boobs, squeeze em lik its mine
Go down on ur inbetween start by givin u a hard head underneath
encircling de already hard clits.
I'll Go down on u till ur hit with de greatest orgasm ecstasy every felt
Babe i won't even let u enjoy de 25seconds peacefully,
I'll kip brushing it,Making it de most rugged
U eva had
I'll Bleep u down, making u grab all de edges in de pleasure world.
Rock on that pussy till u'lle drop
The pinky eye pussy looking at me like its feeling ma pinky head dick
Ull b accelerating in climax Avenue
I'll keep thumping till ur head cnt contain the fast raising pleasures
Ma lips will always brush past urs barely touching it.
Whispering those dirty words of pleasures
My tongue ain't staying put
Gonna be rolling down ur skin
Babe I'll make u beckon me
To be by ur side wen u nurture de emotional misfit ur just encountering
Is gonna be de best thing dat will
Happen to u if u pick me to be de guy in ya life, I'll stand by u through dark n worrisome periods, I'll be there wen ur monthly visitor comes knocking, kissing u slowly as we laugh at de setback he is causing us
Words lack the intensity of pleasure u send to de Vaselinecrew.. I hope they don't kill themself wit self-service tho [color]
I think i should stop here cos a saying goes TELL A MAN TO TALK ABOUT HIMSELF AND HE NEVER STOPS TALKING, but mine is TELL ME TO EXPLAIN MHIZKEL MY GIRL AND I NEVER STOP VIBRATING lol.. Just 1 more thing..i love u in a way that words cnt explain, words above are just a tip of de iceberg to wad i feel for U miss

Oh
I'll keep calm n love

Cc Tohpahz
Cc dygeasy
Cc mhizkel

adeh39:
Lol.....na u sabi ooo

But the guy try wella sha

Danjuma827:
[b] [color=#00660I love you spontaneously and as I stand horizontal to the wall and perpendicular to the ground I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous lady.. Adeh please Stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day starts by thinking of you and ends by dreaming of you. Each time I see you my metabolism suddenly stops and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear My medular-oblandata also stops functioning.
Crazy crazy crazy you may say but this is true. I want you to be the only sugar in my tea, the only fly in my ointment, the butter on my bread, the grey matter of my system, the oxygen in my head, the planet of my universe, the wall clock of my room. The conveyor belt of my soul.


I pray that you realize the gargantuan nature of my predicament. The matter is so important. Even as I am writing to you, my adrenaline is 100 per cent on the Richter scale, my temperature is rising, the wind vane of my mind is pointing North, South and East at the same time; the mirror in my eyes has only your divine image.If you refuse, my life will be like tea without sugar, like a snail without shell, a Xmas goat without a horn; in fact I'd become an orphan. In fact I'd kill myself. What is life if I can't wake up in the morning and behold your face?
The thought of you is so constantly with me that I find it difficult at any time to wholly fix my attention to the task I have in hand.

You are a model of pulchritude, patiently created by God on a Sunday morning before he went on a deserved holiday. Please Adeh, let me be your Romeo. Make me the Adam to your Eve. Shakespeare said it all: if music be the food of love, play on. I want to emphasize, universally and responsibly, that you are love itself. You are the metaphor, oxymoron, thesis, antithesis, irony, gerund, conjunction and the adverb of love.

Yesterday a tiny flower fell at my feet. Because it was of the kind you love, I saved its delicate life; and now, as its fragrance compels my notice, it seems, in its purity and freshness, a perfect symbol of you. At this point, let me also say that the geography of your body is a permanent alleluia. ammonia, urea and iodine can't be found in you because, you are too beautiful for that, what I see in your body is milk and honey.
I love you more than anything you could ever think of. Below is a flower of love for us.0]. [/color][/b]

MoneyOvaBiitchz:

woman wrapper ooooo0.
Buh ds is lovely i must say.

bqlekan:
[size=5pt]I tried keeping it real and simple.. This came directly from my heart [/size]

"Sori for ur loss dear..u and ur family needs to be very prayerful..I pray God wil help u overcome it..same happened 2me wen i..........."

↑That was HER first post on Nairaland, in those few words, I see kindness, I see love, I see pity, I see care, and most importantly, I see a strong lady who harnessed her weakness into strength.
I don't want to show [color=#990000]KEL why I should be chosen, I only want to show HER why and how I fell for HER.
I use to think a blend of beauty and brains cannot be inherent In one human, KEL'S 3000+ post on Nairaland proved me wrong. going through those posts, I had this feeling of sweetness in me. Mons Olympus can't explain the height at which I was taken. Right away, I knew my purpose in life was not just to live and leave. I knew I had to Live, Love and Leave. I just found my missing 'L' ink. KEL is the answer.
I didn't just find a lady, I found a unique and oustanding human, someone whose sense of reasoning is overwhelming. I found a lady who never takes pride in HER distinct qualities.
It is the beauty of a flower that attracts the butterfly, the wisdom in KEL'S words attracts me to HER. My heart, mind and soul craves for the flawless KEL.
Of all the stars in the universe, the brightest of them all is located 12 million light years away from us, KEL'S serene nature, and loving heart distinguish HER by 12 million light years from other ladies.
When the 'Higg's Boson' was discovered, I thought it will be the most precious thing ever, I thought nothing would ever surpass it, I was wrong. KEL'S maturity, Intelligence, dignity, beauty and decency surpasses the so called precious 'God's particle'. In KEL, I found a human far more precious than Science. I found a human whose uniqueness surpasses that of a graphene. I found love, I found all I've ever craved for in a lady.
KEL's imperfections are what qualifies HER as a perfect human. This, I'm willing to live with for the entire rest of my life.
Some men ask for jewels, some ask for models, some want angels. I want none of these, just give me a 'KEL' [/color]
[size=14pt] I LOVE YOU KEL[/size]
It took me 12 million light years to compose this.. I HOPE IT GETS TO MY STAR
Hey MHIZKEL, I want to meet MUM

agoadiv:
now i know ur aim tonight

Johnnoah1st:
if love was written on every grain of sand in the sahara desert that still doesnt equal my love 4 u, if i had a star 4 every time u brightened my day i will have a galaxy in my hand, even if there is no gravity on earth, i would still fall 4 u, ur eyes are like sunset, they are beautiful, inspiring and hard to turn away 4rm, u are so hot u started global warming, are u a hurricane? cause u are blowing me away, ur eyes are bluer dan the atlantic ocean, and baby am lost at sea !, guess wat am wearing? the smile u gave me, swerry if u are words on a page u will be what they call fine print, *singing* u are my africa queen, the girl of my dreams and u remind of a thing and dat is d africa beauty yeeh! , like i said earlier my luv 4 u is luv at 1st sight, do u belive in luv at 1st sight? if not i mit walk round u 4 u to see me several time, babe pls can we commit the perfect crime? i will steal ur heart and u steal mine,
babe i luv u.

DharmyYinks:
[b]Mademoiselle Gurgle


Like the sun unleashes its brightness,
My dilated pupils parted,
Before me stood an elegant princess,
My oeuvre self became hovered,
I was stupefied,
I was daydreaming,
At your vivacious sleekness,
Everyother girls became inferior,
If I were to place u and the other girls in here,
On a juxtaposition,
The result would be devastating,
U're altogether beautiful
Just like a fairy
Your skin sparkles
And your beauty glows
Your pixie dust got me mesmerized
Am intoxicated with for you
Everything about you reeks of perpetual opulence
I'll gladly opt outta my camaraderie
Just to be with you
My love for u is intrincate
It sometimes throws me in a colossal conundrum
If only u knew u have a heart
That beats inside me
They told me I could do anything
If I put my mind to it
Yet no matter how hard I try
I just can't take u off my mind
Darling our love is divine
It keeps spilling out pictures
Of us having late night convo's
Kissing in funny places
I must confess
Cupid really struck that arrow
With ultimate accuracy
because it went through my heart
And left me bleeding for your love and touch
I wish to be your boiled plantain
So that u can salivate
My life with the sweetness in you
My love for you is so sweet
That no Doctor even(mrsphyno)
Can cure ne of this diabetes
My sunshine
Without you in my heart
I will be a blank space
Without any value
Or essence of living.
Will u come fill my heart
Will u be mine and mine alone
because I can't bear sharing you
With the world
I'd rather opt outta life's race
Will you be mine alone??[/b]

Gurgle:
I mean I have had several conversations with him, he is not a troll as he seems

MoneyOvaBiitchz:

simply cuz she no get dp.

Gurgle:
Hes actually really a nice guy, have you spoken to him before

Gurgle:
Why? Im not a troll!

MoneyOvaBiitchz:

even gurgle wey no get dp,
dem say she get sexy body.


Aaahhhh...laaaaaawwwwwd I aff dieded.

demmy0325:
.. Just forget!.. Till tomorrow.. ..

agarawu23:
you must not feel proud when searching for love.

trekking is the best option

Twaci:
Cutehector can u hear that?

Told u i trust them

Demmy, how bed take enter this game?

Randyhot:
*grabs a seat* am i late?..cutehector how far?..you and popcorn sef..

agarawu23:
[b] Yes!!! Life is good, money is good to enjoy your life, but life without a lady isn't complete

When will this nightmare end? Are these imaginations going to stop and become reality soon? Ever since I saw your dp lola, I have stop being myself and Sleeping became a sin. I hardly concentrate on my work, staring at your pix daily is now part of me. Is it a spell? Oh Lord! let it be a spell of love cos I don't need a prophet to cast it out from me

I have looked up to the sky several times to count the stars but it's uncountable. How can I count the love I have for you? Baby it's just uncountable.

I have trekked miles in search of happiness and comfort but I was told my happiness is in you. why should I keep searching further for what's within me? baby, give me your heart and you will never regret you did

The first smile I saw on your face made me realize smiles are meant for beautiful faces. Your beauty can't fade cos its a natural gift from God. I wonder how Beautiful our kids will be if you accept to be mine.

Are you aware of my recent high BP? my doctor told me I think a lot. Why can't you just save my health and take me for who I am. I can't control my emotions any longer I just need to let the whole world know how much you mean to me. my love for you Is real and I am ready to prove that to you.

I have searched all round the world but I couldn't find a girl like you. How I wish you can touch my heart and see how fast it's beating for you. Baby, this love Is real and I am ready to die for you.

Dear Rain, whenever you are falling, please fall on me and free zealot4me and don't forget to tell the sun to stay off my Angel cos beautiful things are meant to be worshipped and respected.

I love you so much ZEALOT4ME..... [/b]

redgem:
funny and fun so far

prettythicksme:
Na fear

prettythicksme:
Hahahahahahaha i still dey observe by d way dat klepto guy no try at all,i give it to kinglekan!!

Twaci:
Dont judge buddy....don't.

MhizDeedy:
Lol tz lekan of cuz

Twaci:
Can i come back? I no wan be ex again

MhizDeedy:
Lmao abi I would av insulted ur life with those ur wooing lines

Sassybae:
Awwww this is lovely thanx hun :- :-

MhizDeedy:
Lmao wil u shut up

redgem:
hahahahahahahaha