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Softysparky

Quit!!!!!!!!

KanwuliaJara:
Yes! They do!
Please, pity an OLD WOMAN!

so who z gona kiss ur lips den? Dnt u like kissing?

KanwuliaJara:
But as you get older, you try to avoid heart-attacks abi?
You don't want me to "come and go" at the same time abi?
Je-je oooooooooh!

lol don't tell me orgasms gv u heart attacks...

KanwuliaJara:
No! But I am complaining!
The excitement is toooooooooooo mussssssssh!!!!!

lol isnt it wat all ladies want? Some guy to go down on dem..... Just lyn down there without stressn ur hands and a guy pleasurin u in ways u can't imajin.... Isn't it awesome?

I will bak of immediately!!!!!!!

KanwuliaJara:
Erm!
Too exciting! Not good for my heart!
I always urinate in his mouth with too much VOLTAGE!

lol isn't it cum? Has any of dem been complainin abt it?

Kindly pay 20dollars for my comment on this

KanwuliaJara:
I LOOOOOOOVE SEX!
But with myself only!
Only me can touch me RIGHT!
I can make myself cuumm 20 times with a cucumber and still EAT IT!
No need to fight with dead blokoses!
Sheeeeeesh!!!!

lol wat of oral? Dnt u want a guy to go down on u?

KanwuliaJara:
At what age?
You mean GRAND KIDS?
Abeg nor curse me o! Tufiaaaaaaakwa!!!!!

dnt u like sex..cmon, u could be d one rockn him

Lol... So dat we will knw whr our wives hid d remote

KanwuliaJara:
AMEN!!!!!!
I nor wan man stresssssss atol-atop!!!!!!
I nor get dat kain time for yeye phone calls from men wey dey use other women practice how to DODGE dem wives!
Shiooooor!!!!

lol.. Dnt u want kids?

talktomazech:
lol, one word for the man who allowed himself to suffer that

refinedmugu

KanwuliaJara:
:

Practicing SOLOGAMY! Doing it MYSELF and avoiding ROUGH BOYS!
The key to youthfulness is staying HAPPY always!!!

lmao.... Vibraetors aren't dat bad...

Oboy na to go turn fortune teller na....

If tb joshua no raise am bak to life eh, I go knw say him church na wash..

Witchcraft

Gosh, sittn down wit ur bae in d beach and makin out

KanwuliaJara:
Errrrm!
I don retire o.
Real or fake man, I jump and pass!
In this day and age?

I don retire abeg! Before wan man break my waist!
As I FREEEEEEEESH so, you nor like am?

lool u r fresh... See ur boobs.. My gosh... So hw do u cope?

Jacksparrow0712:
Which kind Yoruba? Only God knows where this one crawled out from

where do u suggest?

Evry moment in my life is a beautiful moment....

halfrica:
wah do u mean gives him 2 fatality punch
Purf purf

will just break dat ur tiny hand

emamos:
frustrated

thanks boss

Twaci:
Now thats creepy

tracy lol remind me to marry an igbo girl

Twaci:
Dear when u want to illustrate romance to me, use Damon and Elena.....i understand those two better.

As for the 'look me in the eyes' thingy, i couldn't agree more.

I dnt like damon elena love jor... It always gets complicated.. Evrytym damon will be explainin himself..


Gosh.. Edward bella love is freakn me out... I wish I hav dat kinda gurlfrnd...

Jacksparrow0712:
I swear no guy will woo you until you change

lol

halfrica:
Breaks d door of the thread wiv her head
Does the martial art posture
Aaaaaaaashwwwuuuuu if they born u well cute hector toast a girl for my front and kissd world goodbye

typical yoruba giril!

Twaci:
Tell me about it!

Then whachu waiting for? Halfrica better get ready to be blown to smithereens

lol did u knw dat it took just one deep gaze betweeen bella and edward in their class and she fell in love with him.. It was like as if they connected in d gaze... Its so amazing.... There is a look u can gv to a guy and u feel lik u guys are comunicating with each oda..... Dats sensual.... Phone calls and chats aren't my thing wen it comes to wooing... I believ in togetherness....

She no sabi sitdon for bike?

KanwuliaJara:
Hmmmmm!
Not with ALL THE HUNGRY DUDES wey I don jam for this my life o!
Once dem "touch breasssssss", GAME OVA!!!'n
Unless SNORING afterwards is a competition!
Muchechecheche

u need a real man

Rape happens unexpectedly... Mostly wen u don't see it coming... Most times, it may be from someone you are very comfortable with....