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MrsChima:
E pain this bish ooo

MrsChima:
May your brain splatter into eternity hell fire and all curses upon you become true and permanently. Amen!

lmao.. Lookin at your comment, u knw it really pained u more

adeh39:
Jealous dude

Wetin concern you

dnt mind him darlin...

Why are lifeless bodies lyn out everywhr .. Is this a new trend or what

Bros, u may be under a spell of some sort.. Check out..

MrsChima:
May your brain splatter into eternity hell fire and all curses upon you become true and permanently. Amen!

look at this one.. You wished for smth and I have seconded your wish.. So why are you nw rejecting it.. U see your life... You people come in here and write nonsense treatin it with all levity and thing there won't be any repercussions.. My dear, I am a witness of what you hav wished for so when it happens, I will be glad to show the whole world that is what you wrote.. Thank God nothing in nairaland "once qouted" can be modified only the qouter

Ishilove:
Please I need one scripture that says we have to marry in a church.

you pentecostals believe everything that happens in life must be in the scriptures... Jesus, did not come to abolish the old ways of practices but to fulfill them in his new ways.. He instituted the holy matrimony. And so it must be done in a living church.. If you think marriage in a church insint significant , then go along with only the traditional marriage. Just be sure that neither of you made your vows yet.. In tradtional marriage, vows aren't made, the only significant thing in traditional marriage is the paying of bride price and the father's blessing on the couple.. No vows!




So wen you two are in crisis, which I dnt wish for to happen, u won't say "but u made a vow in front of God" ...

Ishilove:
Goodness, once you pay her bride price she is your wife. What is traditional and what is white wedding? White wedding is just a mere formality which isn't even scriptural. Once you have performed alll the traditional rites then she is your lawfully wedded wife recognised by law, man and God.

so marryin in fornt of the altar of God is a mere thing to you...

Chai.. Anybody dah drops his digits eh, expect ur bank accounts to be hacked

adeh39:
Lol......

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhmuuuuuuuaaaaaahhh

drunk in ruvv....

IamLEGEND1:
All those e-demons wey dey scout me

#JumpAmPass

u r d one dat wished for it bro.. Sorry, the verdict has been passed already...

Summary


What the op is tryn to say is that ladies spend their early years not wantin to get pregnant and when dey get married, they hav tons and tons of sex just to conceive.. And get tired of the word sex

Bokoharam own endowed

adeh39:
Hun

He asked me to peck him

*smiling*

Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhmuuuuaaaaah

chaii, this tin sweet oooo... Peck me again

IamLEGEND1:
I bind this prayer

i bind the person who prayed this prayed

i bind the monicker that was used to type this prayer

i bind all of them with the blood...

I BIND THEM ALL WITH THE BLOOD!!!!


#AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

are you binding? Aren't u d one that wished it? See dis one oo.. There are demons in social media

adeh39:
Heeeeehehehe

*Sighs* thank God......no bashing....today is my luck day

oya peck me...

MhizDeedy:
Godforbid...u can have the blessing

na u write am na.. See dis one oo.. Mtcheew

adeh39:
12yrs single but in a relationship with 5 guys....

Namely.....

dharay99
Onemansquad
Scentmarlc..... * sex mate*
Cutehector...*i hope he is not around....cos dis guy can bash ehn*

and...............

Deexy......*run out of thread*

you are d only one dat I will bind and cast... May all what you hav written here become null and void, amen...

IamLEGEND1:
I'm 13, bisèxual and in a relationship with caitlyn jenner.

may what u hav written be actualised in the spirit realm, amen

MhizDeedy:
Lol the comments here ehn.....well m 72 in my prime, m only interested in transgenders, my1st love was Amelia Maltepe but too bad she broke my heart.
I later got married to Laverne Cox but we got divorced... Right now m in a relationship with Catilyn Jenner m abt to propose... Y'all will be seein me on d new episode of 'I am Cait.

may whatever u have written come to pass in the spirit realm, amen.

MrsChima:
I am 79 and my husband is a woman.

may ur husband foreva be a woman and may u look like a 79year old woman, amen

LEvuls:
Retired army general

no kids

no family


no friends


just 32 wives &


76 virgins to sleep around with

may u have no kids, no family, no friends... Just 32 wives and 76 virgins.. Amen

biuti:
I'm 102 - Single and searching

may u live up to 102 years, single and still searchin, amen..

Mznaett:
I'm 3,,

A Nymph by nature

fvck 7times daily

I kiss @least 5times daily cuz I detest it alot dats y I dnt go beyond dat line


Thanks

may ur wishes be granted in Jesus name, amen.. As from now onwards, u shall be fvcked 7times a day... Wether willingly or not

DrObum:
9 yrs

Married to 4 wives.
1st one ran away, 2nd one dey Chibok, 3rd one don join LASTMA, and the 4th one na today I marry am!

may what u write be accomplished.. Amen

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]I am 20 years old.

I am a recently divorced single mother, and presently pregnant with twins.

I have aborted thrice, had 4 kids, and adopted two.[/color]

may ur wishes be granted in Jesus name.. Amen

Tallesty1:
16, a grandfather

may ur wishes be granted in Jesus name.. Amen

donholy28:
14 married 3 times..divorced first wife...2nd dead...3rd missing

may ur wishes be granted in Jesus name.. Amen

ALKARULEZZ:
9 - Divorced

may u be divorced, amen

jamex93:
13


married

with 3 wives, 12 gfs and 17 kids from 15 diff women

may ur wishes be granted in Jesus name.. Amen

Demonic spirit....

Diddyydiva:
i hope you wont create a welcome thread next

lmao... He is a prodigal son..