₦airaland Forum

Ada96:
lol u pipo shu b nice

onto wat aspect

ikeepitreal:
Spoilt! Black cunted! Loose, , bro, they are bad. Money money come to us, as we will so mote it be

lol for real..wow..

Is dat d statement to say and money comes?

ikeepitreal:
Lol, they are bad o. I've met enough to know.. Thank God my bae aint an ibadanian, tho she lives her. How lagos sef?

lol very bad like spoilt? Lagos is very cool tho... Just dah the money hardly comes..

shamsuRana:
Loaded crap.
So the Almighty that incorporated it in the holy book is mistaken?
Well happiness may be resident in marriage.

whateva d lord has instituted is good in d first place.. Its just human error dat comes into play and spoils everythn.. Its just like virus in a computer... Happiness is in everythn.. Left for us to chose weda to be happy or nad.

ikeepitreal:
Lol, I'm ibadan based but I have nothing to do with their girls. Wah about you?

lmao... Why does evryone detest ibadan girls tho? I can't judge cuz I'v neva met one... I stay in lagos, ajah precisely

Crap

Nice one...

What would make an airfraft collide wit another aircraft on land?

He consulted ifa...

Money don divert already...

Lol mine is 0911

When ur a don, u gota carry a symbol of authority..

EroticAngelina:
no need. as lng as ur still on NL, I'll be able to contact u if someone's interested

pls dnt forget... Thanks

EroticAngelina:
lol, that's good. ill get u customers

pls gv me ur word... Do I need to drop my contact wit u or smth?

ikeepitreal:
Ah, hector. You sure? I mean its dangerous, I don't want you tinkering with the incantations, imagine the horror of being sucked through the bare earth down to the realm of demons.. I can't do that to you man

I understand.... Ur a good friend.. Do u stay nearby?

EroticAngelina:
hmmm still trying to get in contact with me?? or do u really produce it?

this is strictly business... Btw I got a gurl already..

I produce it for real..

ikeepitreal:
Ehen, okay. Stand naked in a pentagram facing the east around 1 am. Mix two drops of blood from your wrist with your spittle and some bat's blood. You hear me? Don't get an erection o , you know your naked. Demons hate dick o. Except the sexy sucubi. And umm. You want the words, they are in hebrew, sumerian and ancient latin. If u mispronounce a syllable. Your soul leaves for hades.

yeah I want d words..

Lol... Succubus... What else does she like

ikeepitreal:
Hmmmm, BELETH or adramelech. Both nice and easy going, very friendly towards fleshy humans. I suggest BELETH tho. Try him

alright.. So hw do I dial him

Life is per head...!

ikeepitreal:
Ah!!! U don't summon princes. At all, shey I look like solomon ni? Buh I can give u the invocation for him tho, so you'll greet him yourself

lmao.. Why u scared of him? I knw he is the second in command after satan himself... Ok ok., is thr any friendly demon u knw of.. Maybe someone easy to summon

ikeepitreal:
yeah yeah, I have. Name, perdurabo. 1st level newtling. I could not bind it tho. Its actually cool

why not try summon belial... Tell him I say hi

ikeepitreal:
Cutehector! For the reasons I just mentioned!

hav u summoned one before?

Emeraldcute:
lol, useless capper

abi....

Why will anyone summon a demon?