₦airaland Forum

I hav neva askd a girl to borow me money..

pinkpebbles:
D guy is on nairaland cant mention his name

10 k.. I stake if u say his moniker

MizTyna:
Lol! Nice. I plan donating blood myself

nice. Hw many gallons do u plan donatin

Ladies be like

I want a no sex relationship...

TeamVaseline:
Yes, am needing big yansh like u sinaj wit candi dat melt as am licking d yansh

Sooo delicious, yum

who tell u say she get big yarnsh

See as she fat full everywhr

Daviyjones come I hav a job for u

Photoshop sha.

Mtcheew...

Dygeasy:
One question, did you send in a verification picture?

u want me to send in a placard with the inscription vote for me for mr nairaland rite? U must be joking.. You said those dat want to contest should state their interest and put a link to their profile which I did.. What more verification do u want again?

Mehn.. Nigerians will always be nigerians. No offence

I want to be a father of all nations.. Let's go



Father abraham
Has many sons
Many sons, has father abraham
I am one of them
And so r u
So let us praise the lord

MizMyColi:
OP,
I believe you

hw fa

Kirikiri prisons need a turn around maintenance... Swimmin pools and jaccuzis need to be put..

Not always...

People always fail to read the handwriting on the wall.

VictoriaBee:
Tell them to have SEX like there's no tomorrow.
INFACT, girls need SEX more than anything.
Trust no Niggas because they are not LOYAL.

MUHEHEHEHEHEHE!!

I won't judge u.. Pls dnt pray to God for a God fearin man.. Cuz if I were a demon, ama make sure ur prayer dnt even cross d roof of ur house.

[quote author=joywendy post=34472004]@op there is something called google you know.


just saying....[/quotednt u hav a brain?.. Why not share your wisdom..

alberto2k:
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we go share the prayer equally. . . .


bro why u no verify for the Mr.NL thingy na?
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dygeasy dey krase. I put my profile on the verification thread.. I just duno why all these mods keep hatin on me

TheSonOfMark:

LOL. Igbo boys... You lots never disappoint.

I hav a feeling you are an igbo too..

alberto2k:
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i go barb that one for free provided say i go still lash am
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na woman go kill u for dis life

INTROVERT:
Am sure they have been dating for a while and he's seen what he wants in a wife. But for him to propose after sex she must be related Aphrodite.

lol.. Let's put d ball in ur court nw.. What will be ur reaction?

Chei op u can copy eh... My God!!!!!!!


https://www.nairaland.com/2360873/guys-ladies-must-read-what

Trustme2 come see oooooo..

aydj:
Sharp biz guy! You nor get anything to contribute to the topic?

abeg na.. Na beg I dey beg u....

Bros u are a fool if u step in dat hous and explain urself.. She derserves it! Infact, u did d right thing.. U see stupid girls everywhere, claimin dey dnt love for money, nw d reality has stared dem in d face, she truely displayed her character and trust me, u really saved ur frnd a great deal of a materialistic naggin wife..

if Jesus showed evryone what heaven looks like, we all will not sin anymore, infact if ashawo come tempt us, we go tie our eyes wit black cloth, lock our prick wit iron pant.


Infact, I'm goin to do the same as ur friend did..
Let me just catch myself revealin to any girl I want to marry how successful I am.. Girls should learn to love someone just because they love him.. Not for money..

alberto2k:
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Oga home service na 2k per head. . . those way be headward na 5k sef
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lol go barb woman puxxy...

alberto2k:
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na Agbada i dey like. . . . u sef no go like cut your hair
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lmao. So u be barber? Oya go write proposal giv d op so u go barb all d grooms men for 1000 per head

alberto2k:
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Nna All way na way. . . thatz business here in Naija
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u nor go like customize ur jersey

aydj:
A friend of mine is planning her wedding in a couple of months. The soon to be couple would love to travel for their honeymoon away from home (i'm guessing somewhere in Ghana or U.S). In other to avoid duplicate gifts from people, they intend to create an online gift registry where well wishers can choose gifts to buy for the couple. The fiance feels the gift registry could also be an opportunity to make people give travel gift cards towards their honeymoon but my friend feels that is wrong and demeaning.
Gift registries are commonly used in the western world and I dont think requesting for travel gift cards could be perceived to be demeaning in the western world. I am not sure if my friend's feeling is only typical of Nigerian culture or not. Please share your opinion. Thanks!

my brother abeg I dey do. Customization on weddin souvenirs, weddin invitation card. .. Pls pass my number to your friend wey wan wedd alright. 08120345214. I go gv dem betta discount

The op just told us d dream she dreamt last night!

He doesn't jor.

Sex will not be one of d reasons I"d propose to her.. I hav seven conditions necessary for her to meet for me to ask her to be my wife

K