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Twaci:
I have got a lousy network guys, but that won't stop me from crashing this interview .

So my question goes thus;

I) Who is your role model and why?

II) What are your bad sides?

III) What's the best way to your heart?

CC: Cutehector, Naijaboiy and FriedPlantain

nelson mandela(his divine forgiveness), d banj, (his personality)

My too nice attitude... My silent treatment

I fink d best way to my heart is ur love and affection

tosyne2much:
Nice one bro

my pleasure

Twaci:
Very fine dear . My network is messed up but God dey sha.

mine was too.. I felt some witches whr at work... Wah dd u do today?

tosyne2much:
Naijaboiy, Cutehector and Friedplantain



What's your say on self service?


How do you handle erec.tion in public ?

Self service brings down ur self worth.

U feel useless in life...


Its a work of d evil demon belial... Google him out.. He is d second to satan, d devil.


I dnt encourage self service, pls try and stop d act if u still do it...


I hav trianed my mind to control erections in public.. And I dnt go to places whr I"d disgrace myself such as night clubs and parties. Am not a party person..

Midehi:
Cutehector, FriedPlantain, naijaboiy


Who have it easier in life, man or woman, give reasons?


Apart from romance section on nairaland, what other sections intrigues you and why?


can you tell us the best thing that has ever happened to you.

Women hav it easier in life
Because they hav bweasts and azz and honeypot.


No other section intrigues me more dan romance section



D best thing to happen to me is yet to come

Mhizkel:
Wow! Your decision is awesome..
I hope you get a good wife who would value that..



Thanks for your time!

amen. Ur so welcome..

tosyne2much:
Way-ray !!!


Hahahahahahahah roflwkmd ... Madt maaaan

wetin.. Abeg park one side.. After na una go go church ... Na crime to neva bleep girl?


We are proud of what we ought to be ashamed of...

adeh39:
Eyah....... * Smiling mischievously * You hit your head occasionally? Sorry ehn.

lol tanks..

Twaci:


*pours water on him*

Oya wake up oh! Lemme hear it again

hw are yu

alberto2k:
[color=Teal]What were u saying or about to say when that mic was handed to u?

Asin. . . wetin u dey preach sef


Cc: cutehector

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lool like I said, I was in a seminar presentation.. I was talkn on my project topic bak den in school.

Mhizkel:
Cool...How does it feel like been a virgin as a guy of 23years old?
Do you ever feel the urge of having sex?

oh yeah I do.. D tempt is soo much.


Goosh



I feel proud tho.. At least I wana surprise my future wife.

wristwatch:
Oh really but don't u know there is high level of racism there?

I dnt care, anybody who comes near me, ama hit d person wit my feast

adeh39:
Lols........ It's not because of the suit, there's something about your look that makes you look like A pastor.

lool say it please

adeh39:
If you have the opportunity to change one thing about yourself * Parts of your body* What will it be?

Have you ever regret being A Male?

cc: Cutehector, naijaboiy, Friedplantain

my height.. Am so tall.. I hit my head occasionaly against d door frame wen I wana walk past through.. And also wen I wana enta a bus, I always sit at d front sit becaus of my long legs.. To hav enough room.

Am a proud male... I love it dat I hav to take charge..

ronald4lif:
Cutehector,

Where do you see yourself in 5years time?

What was your growing up like; fun, boring or a mix of both?

Have you ever had a near sex experience and how were you able to overcome it?

I see myself bein a husband

It was a mix of both


Yeah I have... And I was able to overcome it.. I was so young den so I was naiive

wristwatch:
Naijaboiy and Cutehector,

If you are opportune to be re born, will you prefer to be born in Nigeria?

naaah, I will love to be born in sydney, australia


I looove dat place wit all my heart

adeh39:
Ehen.......... But you look like a Pastor sha.

I dnt.. . Becaus am wearin suit, I nw look like a pastor? So evryone wearin suit looks like pastors

Mhizkel:
Awww..Sorry about that..Hope no life was lost?

Virgin? Primary or secondary?

What do you know how to do best?

am a primary virgin,


I knw hw to make u laff

I knw hw to find trouble

I knw how to tease

I'm intriguin..

I'm good at guessin and at rememberin birthdays..

I'm good at loving and givin out to charity

adeh39:
Erm....

Cutehector abeg no vex o..... I checked your profile now and I saw something.....................

Are you by any chance A Pastor?

am not a pastor, I took dat pic wen I was doin a seminar presentation in my course of study

ronald4lif:
Its that why you seem to back a no-sex relationship and often counter me when I propagate a sex-relationship?.

If I catch you again ehh.

How can you know the taste of a cookie when you've tasted one

lool.. Am naughty by nature. U shoul deal wit it

Midehi:
Cutehector, FriedPlantain


What is your best food?



Has anyone ever accidentally seen you naked?


Do you want children? if so how many?

My best food is afang soup. Muaah

Yes.. We normally baff outside in our boys hostel durin my university days. No girl has seen my unclothedness


I want children.. I want a boy and a girl.. And loots of sex

Mhizkel:
Lol...What prompted you into such act?What was people's reaction on that?

Who or what is the best thing that ever happened to you?

At what age do you intend getting married?

How many ladies have you had sex with?

we had a fire incident at my hoise in port harcourt so I ran to call my mum

D best thing that happend to me is yet to come

30 years


Am a virgin..

Mhizkel:
Oh! I'll have to re-post that again..

Who is your favorite nairalander? If you get a chance to meet your favorite nairalander, where will you take him/her and how do you plan to spend the time?

What is the craziest thing you've ever done?

Cc: Cutehector, Friedplantain

I dnt hav any favoryt nairalander

The craziest thing I'v don was wen I walked into a church filled wit people wearin only singlet and boxers

Mhizkel:
Naijaboiy, Friedplantain, Cutehector
I'm waiting for your answers..

I neva see ur question ooo

Midehi:
ann...

lol yeah ann. Dats her name. She aint in nairaland

ronald4lif:
How long did the relationship last and why did it crumbled?

Who's your crush on this board?

the relationship lasted for over six months.. It crumbled because she was becoming very boring.. Ah meann I was d only one who had to call her. Text her, chat her up. Etc. She stopd bein lively and me dats a very nutty person can't last wit a borin person.


My crush is twaci! Falls down and dies.

ronald4lif:
What is your top physical attribute in a woman and what is your view of a no-sex relationship?

What's your present relationship status and tell us how many ladies you have break their hearts?

At what age did you have your first girlfriend and tell us briefly where you met her and how she did finally agree to have a date with you?

Cc Naijaboiy, Cutehector, Friedplantain

Top physical attribute.. Her pretty face... Dats all. My view of a no sex relationship is this..

We will only hav sex if she is ready and I am ready.

Present rship status: single

I broke ann's heart... am so sorry ann whereva u are.. Pls forgive me..


Ann was my first girfrnd, at 20 years dats wen I met her.. We got hooked up through watsapp and we met and things sparked up. I was a companion to her wen she was lonely and she fell in love wit me helplessly..

Midehi:
CuteHector, Friedplantain


Where do you see yourself in 5 years time?




What is the most embarrassing moment of your life?

I see myself as a software engineer and a renowned oil and gas engineer


I also see myself as a future husband


The most embarasin moment of my life is wen I cried profusely in my university in public.. Can't go into details.. Lool a man gotta shed out some tears u knw.. Shows he is human. Even jesus wept.

Ok

tosyne2much:
CuteHector


Tell us your real name, educational background,
age, religion and relationship status


What kind of people repulse you ?

Loool..ok.

tosyne2much:
Now that you are here, kindly answer your questions

Tosye2much



Selfish people repulse me

Tosyne2much

Wristwatch

Midehi

Mhizkel

I am present oooo