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BornnAgainChild:
No Mercy

lol no mercy my sister... this one na harder harder tinz o

jashar:
Nope. No more single gals ooo.

We all moved to Mars cuz Martians guys rock and you Earthling guys suck.

alright..

pbs4real:
am stil finding it hard to bliv this ur post @op,if u say NL I wld have agreed wit ya a liltle,in my area evry gal i talk to seems 2 be single even if u see them wit a guy. .dey wld stil tel u they r single,so this ur post,or maybe u jez joking. .

I no dey joke ooooo... I don tire to become maga...

Who is dis witch?

Mtchew

0b1nna:
I might even Bleep her with no rubber, for good measures.

Just kidding.

guy, bleep her left right centre...

Mhizizzy:

ehen, or u want the guy to travel all the way from south to north witout any gift? Selfishness at its peak.... If d girl no gree, if I no rape am eh, make I shit diamond.. I go travel for over three days just to see a gurl in borno, waste like 15k for tp, take am out for date, and she no gree..... Thunder.... Dat will pursue her eh..

ProphetUdeme:
what an advice. What if after banging her then on his way to return back home to lagos he is involved in an accident that leads to his loss of life? Mehn na hell fire things be that o

I dnt like d phrase "what if" people who say dhat are pessimists... Thr is. Nothin like what if, que sera, sera!

Superbbash:
Bro pls no vex.
Can mtn night plan mb be shared?
If yes is d ans. But how?
Thanks in advc.

*123#

jashar:
Typical Nigerian mother approach. .

My mama sabi this kin thing ehn...

lol dats d more reason why u r what u r nw bcus of her reprimanding... I loove african mothers

sweetorgasm:
LOL ha ha ha are u married?

nope am nad married.. Very much single

sweetorgasm:
bro so hw can u explain d historical love between romeo and juliet?

see 1985 waec past question.. Hw u wan make I take knw?

Lol we don't.......

Copy and paste bloggers

OneVoice4all:
Guys too complain sha

wetin u come be? Female

MrCork:
...yea bro..true talk...everybody dislikes missclassy.... I suspects she needs a man though. & to be honest, I will try and hook her up. Millions of single guys on nairaland for her

she should try and be playful.. Instead of takin evrytn too serious.. I dnt like gurls like daht... A jest wouldn't kill her tho..

I wonder d guy who'z gona date her.. Evrytn will be just serious loooool

Its a herculean task.. Buh if u survive d jorney, make sure u bang d shii outta her!

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Omotayor123:
Op u mean on NL

both..

veegirl:
Simply put, she's just not that into u

lol I'v watched daht movie... Very interesting

tohpahz:
Ronald4lif.. thumbs up..!!
Cute hector..
Am single






Just joking oo

tohpahz... Ds is not a jokin marra...

MrCork:
...missclassy is young,single & free.....bro,make yor move! {REAL TALK)

if I hear say I ask missclasy... I rather die single if thr wr no women left in ds world... I just dislike her..

ronald4lif:
At first I laughed, then I wanted to skip the thread but then said I should drop my 2cent.

From my observation, the reasons why some girls lie that they have a boyfriend when they don't are; they are not interested in you and they just say that to dismiss whatever you have to say or have said. You're not exciting nor impressive. They need some breathing space.

Some could think that when they tell a guy they don't have a boyfriend he might think that they are not wanted or sought after by men. Therefore, they give off that impression that they are very much wanted and in fact in a relationship. But if eventually they start showing interest in you they'll recant by saying they are actually no more dating him (the non-existing boyfriend) lol.

Women are quick to lose interest when a guy act up all clingy when wooing them. When you come off as too needy you are only ruining your chances. Just perhaps that's why the girls you're referring to tell you they are dating.

lol ronald I dnt get clingy...

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OmaBliss:
Yeah, I guess u're right.

like seriously

OmaBliss:
Strangers?

yea strangers.. Been askn u for a date..

Download Utilities, e books., share some to friends esp me.. Thanks

OmaBliss:
I'm good..

How u dey?

am cool... I guess u dnt like to meet strangers

OmaBliss:

watsup u na

See yarnsh!