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EroticAngelina:
lol bad market again? try another girl

I swear, I like this challenge

Xiadnat:
Uh...no. Just checking where I am following....

lol I wanted to tell u to follow me to paris..

Xiadnat:
Hahaha....like the matrix.

lolz..

Xiadnat:
Follow you where, abeg

follow me as in click follow. Abi u wan follow me go my hotel room?

peachy7:
Thanks for your thoughts. I would keep looking.

u welcome

EroticAngelina:
lol.
no I can't give u my number, is it now inviting u to my bday I can do? no na. we are jx NL friends

dis babe na military

If u hav sex, u will knw between good and evil.

EroticAngelina:
nope. turning 19 this coming December

so dat means ur gona invyt me for d bieday ryt

EroticAngelina:
even if u follow aeroplane, u no go reach on time I'm just 18 buh here z no way on earth amma wear that!!! ^^
I rather wear bathroom slippers!

lol I knw u r 18, I just wanted to be sure

So since dat tym u havnt turned 19...

Bekwarra:
My friend who's a worker in a new generation pentecostal church (I won't mention names) invited me to his church. Although I don't normally go to church VERY EARLY, he succeeded in persuading me to go early with him because as a worker, he should be in church very early and he knew fully well that if we didn't go together, I wouldn't go; so he succeeded in dragging me along.

When we got to church, they started their normal Sunday School like chit-chat and later praises, worship songs and the service started proper. Born into an Apostolic-inclined orthodox and later crossed over to RCCG, I wasn't at home with the mode and method of their service. I was getting bored and feeling out of place while silently praying for the service to end. Then it came to things like "run to five people and tell them greater things are coming your way this week, you must run o", "grab the person beside you and shake him happy sunday". I was getting tired and shaking my head in despair.

The worms in my stomach were not helping matters, they launched a massive #BringBackOurFood protest because I couldn't take breakfast before leaving for church. The only thing that kept on pushing me on was the hope that the pastor would soon say "run to 5 people and hug them happy sunday". I would gladly and patiently look for 5 beautiful sisters with their killing mini/pencil skirts and tight-fitting shirts to hug but unfortunately, that command never came. All those times, I was feeling frustrated already and whenever my eyes meet those of my friend where he was standing with the engines and mixers, he gives me that "padi no vex we go soon finish" smile.

Just as I was resigning to fate and hoping that the service would soon end and I would bolt home the worst of it happened. The pastor had been preaching for close to 45mins harping on the need to give and sow as good Christians. He gave several examples in the bible of people who gave and later reaped God's blessings. He urged us to give and test God. After that, it was time to give offering. The offering was going to be in two parts; normal Sunday offering and the commitment towards the church building because their auditorium is under construction. We gave offering and afterwards the pastor came back on the pulpit and started complaining why people refused to give generously despite taking us on a journey through the word of God about the essence of giving in a Christian life. He preached for another 10mins. I wasn't even listening to him again because I was gradually dozing off.

What actually jolted me back into reality were these words "now it's time for operation search your neighbour". I sat up immediately to listen well and that was when I heard the pastor saying

"this is time for operation search your neighbour, search your neighbour's bag, wallet, purse or pockets as need be and bring out the contents, if there is no money there return the bag but if there is money bring it out, we must learn to give to God. He gave us the money and we must return it to him".

After all those words, people took the bag of the person sitting beside them while the pockets or wallets of brothers were being searched.

The brother beside me was taking his hands towards my pockets about to begin his own search when I said with venom in my eyes and in a Russian mafian voice

"What do you think you want to do??"

He replied me

"You heard what the pastor said brother".

I told him not to even contemplate trying it. He was then trying to pacify me and cajole me telling me there is no harm in giving towards God's work. I told him I'm not against giving but I'm against collecting by force. This is no more giving, this is collecting. He smiled at my words and said

"My brother it's the same thing, God's blessing awaits the two"

and he made for my pockets again, I felt that my phonetics were not having any effect and I replied with

"Bros abeg no try that thing o, I swear I go change am for you".

He was shocked.

One usher noticed us and came to us and he was trying to calm me down because my voiced had changed as my face too.

My friend remained where he was to avoid being seen as the person that brought Orubebe to church. I don dey para for them like mad and the people sitting around us were trying to pacify me. I said "Okay, no problem," carried my bible and.............................with one last Dracula look I told the usher

"Please don't even try to follow me".

He remained rooted to the spot and I made my way out of the church and straight home.

any person dat wants me to go to his or her church must first folow me to my church!

TrishaP:
To me I don't think that'll be possible. It can only get worse if the heels are made way higher than that and not walking on nails without a platform. Risky I say!

do u wear high heels?

EroticAngelina:
lol of course! I started wearing heels at a very young age, so I'm perfect now
even if I invyt u, u go leave pH city, come abj in 30minutes?

look at angie. Thr is smth dats called flight. dah means u hav more dan 19 yrs experience wearing heels. U dnt need to fear wearin dis one in d pic . Angie just say hector come to abj, d rest isn't a problem

TrishaP:
Yes but not on that heel that looks like a nail that can pierce in any second.

lol dats d ish. Trust girls, dem go learn hw to walk on am.

EroticAngelina:
I don suffer! abeg, my wedges are enuf for me Church was fab! they did a huge dedication parry

I hope u do knw hw to walk perfectly in those wedges if not, if I see u stumbling, I go laff u hard.
So u went for d parry and u ddnt invyt me, and u say we r frnds

TrishaP:
No one can walk on that because it is not attached to anything.

anythn can happen. Shey people are walkin on d streets stark naked

EroticAngelina:
how I go wear that kyn shoe piko?

lol u wil wear it in d fushure wen it is d rainin fashion btw, hw was church?

EroticAngelina:
choi so, naso u hate me reach?!?

no ooooo.

My dear, u love him right? Den love his church. He will respect u d more

sexynabila:
plsssssss....am done pleasing men

.. Come leme teach u how to please urself

Spiritual wife and physical husband!

dharay99:
stylish frnds

lol d babe sef.

peachy7:
Ojota

hmm. Dnt hav any contacts dr. I stay in ajah.

dharay99:
your friend huh.?
Devil dey watch yhu wid one eye.

lol all na frnd na.

peachy7:
I stay in lagos

whr in lagos

sauceny:
Like she isn't part of the romance sect!

she wan deny am? Lol she follow na

koife:
U just don't get it..do u

get wat? D fact dat she gvs d op a lifeline dat this it how it should be or the op can't tell her wat to do. Please make me understand

ireneony:
am different o...

wetin u sabi? Ur posts are filled wit "I am in love wit seun"

Have u met beamborla? She is very intelligent and she frequents d politics section a lot and doesn't care abt d bashin! Buh she dey eff up sha.

Vickybee:
Politics section is too hot for ladies except ones that can stand insults.

I think you should visit Family section to see intelligent ladies.

Romance section girls are not just it.

u said it all. romance section girls are not just it

Guy, seriously dis thread can't be void of bashin cuz u really need bashing!


R u a man?

If yes den act like one!

Am gona buy dis for my frnd eroticangelina.

Xiadnat:
yes please....

den follow me