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On rapture day

MzNelly:
yes, please.

thnks.

D benin winch strong. Eleyi gini gan!

mirexxx:
*dies n resurrects* jisos

crucifies u again!

MzNelly:
you said you think she likes you. This is good.
Now send her early momo texts, compliment her on her looks, get her little gifts and observe how she appreciates them.
Need i say more? Figure the rest out.

she likes novels a lot. Should I buy her a novel as a gift?

mirexxx:
lol just try dat stolen kiss sha
e cute die!
dont 4get 2 brush ya teeth ooo



*runs outta thread*

hahahhahhahaha. Ur so funny. Will drink one full bottle of moutwash dnt worry.

MzNelly:
they're not. Send her an early momo text to let her know youre thinking of her.
Don't compliment the eyes. Those are for the whites; tell her she's as beautiful as God knows what. She is sure to blush.

alryt buh I dnt need to be sendn d mornin texts all d time. It shows am all nEedy. Cuz we just met nd its been three days . So I will be meetin her next three weeks time again

mirexxx:
well, i don't fall 4 shiitt start up lines like this!!



u might be lucky

mirexxx lol u dey dull my morale. She does hv cute eyes no doubt. Nd cute pink lips. Buh I dnt wana say smth dah wil b seen as flattery

Allureoftheseas:
delay is dangerous.

as in how? We hav just knwn ourselves for three days now

MzNelly:
you said you think she likes you. This is good.
Now send her early momo texts, compliment her on her looks, get her little gifts and observe how she appreciates them.
Need i say more? Figure the rest out.

early momo texts r tinz of d past and outdated. No one finds it romantic anymore. I guess d compliments would really work cuz I havnt even complimented her for once! Dammit. Wen next I see her, I will drop one line. Hav anyone told u hw cute ur eyes r? Lol

Enegod:
just steal a kiss..trust me it always work

lol guy, her lips r smthelse. I can't help stare at her lips anytym we talkin togeda. So lush and soft. Dammit! Guy lol ds ur adv make sense.

EDhims:
I guess am in same shoe
so confuse on how to start toasting ***d skills are outer d tonge

ehya. Just chil bro. Let's see wad dem ladies gotta say

mirexxx:
don't fly into conclusions dear. just chill n observe




BTW i got 2 new puppies (m&f)
dey are lovely buh scared
maybe its d new environment

wooooow dats lovely. What r thr names? Lol or what names r u plannin to call dem?

MzNelly:
If you dont want to be friendzoned, then dont act like a friend to her. Behave more like a potential boyfriend. Dont act like a brother too, so she won't use that wack line on you.

pleease just try and expanciate ... Lol no I wouldn't act like a brother. Hw does one not act like a frnd?

ggrin:

why d face?

mirexxx:
the thing is any guy can be friendzoned
no advice can change that!
love makes u do crazy things
guys agree to be friendzoned hoping she'll come 2 love them as time goes on
Buh...it
depends on the approach you use
And d girl too
if she doesn't like u just 4get it!
its either you move on or be friendzoned 4 life!!

I think she likes me. She likes makin body contact wid me weneva we talkn.

mirexxx:

mirexxx seriously? A ggrin dats all? Comon giv in a few words lol

Lmao. Both of una funny I swear

Princecalm:
From your topic i thought you were about to give steps on how not to fall in the friendzone. Well i think you need to start giving her those romantic lines.

lol its been years since I hav been single. I hav probaby forgoten all d romance lines. I hav even forgoten how to chyke sef lool.

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graluxxy054:
I love every chapter and verse; including Songs of Solomon! But I love the book of Proverbs more.

woow, I lyk a gurl who loves wisdom. Lol songs of solomon really? U must hv a thing for poetry

christinauju:
OP as long as the feelings stays....I'v got a nigga who's bn hanging on for me for the past 4yrs now and I'm still not convinced about him buh he's still crushing despite the distance....so its up to you.



....If you feel she's worth the time and stressstill stand strong,buh if she's not worth it just check elsewhere jare.

u r selfish!

Twaci:
Has happened twice to me

Yu jst stopd replyn me

booqee:
ok! Pant sniffer

u r stupid

Temptee101:
Stupid and dirty thread. Op your post exudes witchcraft and insanity. Are you a wizard?

nope. R u?

adabeke12:
then i will just sit on his face so he can sniff some more

lool funny u

booqee:
ee be like say u dis op dey do am wella. Cos I no understand all this imagination u dey create.. What even made u think of such silly act? U be oga oooo.


Respect! Double twale for you!

seriously? In nairaland everybody claims he is a saint!! Holier dan thou!! Well I dnt blame yall sha. What inspired me to write thos topic was abt d reality story of a girl who had a craving for sniffing used baby diapers and a movie I watched abt a guy who sniffed his girl pants. So please befor u come in here and typ crap, please ask questions nicely.

Twaci:
Really? What's d catch?

by catch, u mean?

Truckpusher:
What's wrong with taking a quick sniff of your gfs panties?

hmm. Am single.

klassiquette:
I'm fine thanks... You?

pretty cool

Twaci:
Which of these is ur fav?

I can rock No. 3 all day!

I'd buy u one of dem