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Estelle247:
you really feel its all abt talking ryt, giv it a try I bet you, you wuld find yourself after being revived in a hospital bay.

Pls i"ve taught people.

Kay

Utalimmuo!!!

Iamhatey:
I'm married ALREADY

dnt deceive urself.

He doesn't want any controversy, dats why he chose a simple wife.






Tiri gbosa



Iamhatey, don't be a hater.


U"ll still end up becoming someone's mrs!

anochuko01:
Ah! Manual labour bawo That's why I went to school in the first place, so that I dont end up a labourer. You only
Just need to know how much these school owners gain from students, and then compare it to what the main ''actors'' the teachers collect.

isn't it easy? Make a survey of how much each student pay... correlate it with textbook supplies and stationeries, school uniforms, cost of running fuel, salary of teachers annually, payout period for capital in building the school.


By the time you"ve correlated all these things with the school's income, then you can actually tell if your salary is ok or not.

People are doin serious manual labor and are earning peanuts, you are just imparting knowledge with voice and are complaining..

Korekt. Dats how i'd grab my crush's ass too

Bravo

Dependent National Electorate Commission

One man cannot end corruption.

Chassis




Most Nigerians may likely pronounce it with the "s" which is the last letter but correctly, it's actually pronounced without the "s"

Wat kind of dumb comments am I seeing in this thread?


So u mean those who steal phones who ar paraded and burnt to death by these same goats who come out to protest against another theif is considered fair right?




Look I have no apologies or pity for her being investigated. If she is found guilty she should be arrested and jailed!

Dull lies!

Where is the proof that he gave the efcc operative 15million naira? I go too deny person eh. Defamation of character straight up

D. Final answer



Report to the Igwe. I wonder who wears a red cap Goin to steal or to fvck another person"s wife

So what would they be offloading inside? Golden shit?

Ebonyi people are not part of IPOB

A good woman deserves such and more... but bad wives deserve nothing!

This is the very reason why God made dem billionaires in the first place!





Good job. Dangote should donate to dis cause as well instead of planning to buy NLNG.

Mehn, education is stressful, walahi talahi. Everyday u wake up for 7am lectures, you walk upandan from north to south of the school premises chasing one lecture after another and at the end of the semester, all you get is a Stupid E grade. Isn't dat aweful?


People need to step of their game. Yes. Despite the fact that there is serious stress associated with acadamics, as someone who have been through the system and knows the hinky panky in getting good grades, I Wana intimate with you few tips on how you can sty afloat with good grades.



1. Come for lectures!


This is so important! Ah mean, u can't expect magic to happen in d exam hall, you will fail! Attending lectures doesn't give you that assurance that u would pass d course in flying colors but to have an idea of what would likely be set in exam. For those willing to have good grades, please never miss lectures. Simple as that.



2. Record whatever the lecturer preaches!



Yes! I do this all the time and it works wonders! Infact, this is a sure method. Can't write fast? Can't jot in shorthand? The lecturer might be chipping in sordid details about what he will likely set in exam and once it skips your mind, the rest is history. Make use of your phone right now, go to phone recorder and record all that he/she says. When u get to ur hostel/lodge, transcribe it to words and you will be amazed that you have the gospel according to Professor X in your hands. Read inbetween the lines and assimilate them. You will be surprised abt your next A+ grade



3: Have a Study group!




This is as important as the second tip. Truth is, the best teacher is your classmate. Yes! A fact. You will understand better from your classmate that really understand the course better than the lecturer cuz you won't be shy to ask any gadamn shitty crazy funny question, he/she will be open to answer your questions no matter how stupid it seems. So drop the pride and go attach yourself to the bright lads in the class! Ur A is sure.





4. Make sure you study your assignments!



I don't need to remind you that 60percent of your exam questions come from your assignments. So study them like you study the Bible. Phew. I wish u even study the Bible. for those who can cram, pls do, for those who cannot cram, pls understand, whichever way, na better way. The ministry has to move to the permanent site. Please and please, don't take your assignments for granted!




5: Read more than one textbook on the same course.


Yes. You never know where the lecturer might set his questions from. That he gave the class a handout doesn't mean his exam questions will come from that same handout entirely. Go online, read other books, baptize yourself with information. Your next gp will increase geometrically.




Cc: fynestboi, lalasticlala. Mynd44

The girl child has suffered enough.

Mchew.



Who's next? Jefferyjames? Naijaboiy?, or even tosyne2much?



Can't wait

NigeriaKitchen:
1. Slash salary and allowances of president and vice by 60%: president and vice president should earn like civil servants, so I will start with myself by slashing not just my monthly salary but all salaries and allowances/entitlements, including easta code abi easter codeine lol

2. Implement federalism whereby each state controls and manages her resources and remits 30% to the federal/central government which will be used to tackle national security/boundary security watch, immigration, foreign affairs, etc

3. Privatise every federal government owned asset or business such that government will only become a regulatory body and not management. This will bring efficiency among government workers, and curb corruption in government offices

4. Make sure most government handled activities are computerized such that they will be done mostly by electronic; especially cash handling to reduce corruption and bribery

5. Ban cattle grazzing and find effective ways to improve cattle rearing such that we will have more ranches for cattle herders.....and have more Nigerians go into farming by making farming lucrative and attractive using farm mechanization and improved security for Nigerian farmers

6. Implement State Policing: every state must have their own Police.

7. Scrap state of origin: all Nigerians are equal and the same no matter their state of origin.

8. All political office or post must be made unattractive such that they will earn very meagre salary and allowances so people will stop clamoring to go into politics to make money or to fight poverty. If you want to be a millionaire, go and start a company, invent something or develop a new business idea and don't ever think about going into politics to make money because political offices and posts will earn even lesser than school principals!

9. No politician or his/her children/spouse/immediate relative will be allowed to travel out of Nigeria twice in a year the moment you are elected or appointed into office. They will submit their travel documents to a special Federal Police Team to enforce strict travel monitoring for all politicians!

10. Increase tax for the rich: if you are worth more than 1billion naira, then you will pay 35% higher tax. To reduce your tax, open more companies, farms, businesses and employ more people so that the more people you employ, the lesser the tax you will pay as a rich person.

11. Tax religious bodies: churches, mosques, shrines, juju houses, all must be registered and must pay tax to the government. The higher your revenue, the higher your tax.....to reduce your tax, build schools and make it free, open companies and employ Nigerians, then you will pay less tax as a Church or Mosque

i'm impressed with some of your points.

He should not tell them, he should use one erring policeman as a deterrent to others. Only then will the rest obey

Pls leave... my elder bro did the same thing. He doesn't even come bak home sef. Na me wey been dey my papa house dey hate myself. Until I began my MSc program and started staying on my own and running my biz. By God's grace I will pay my school fees by myself.