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Wen he is a virgin

Sure it is

Bleep her right in d anus without pity

Bro why u dey lie

Frozenovenreagan:
now, I'm a skinny scrawny niggeer, I look like wiz khalifa body wise. my gf used to come ova very often n we watched game of thrones without any hiccup. wahala started wen we started watching Spartacus. those pple who've watched it know that the men in that series are well built and hot and posses great sexual prowess,things I don't posses except for sexual prowess every time we watched she used to comment say that Spartacus the lead character de make her Toto wet. one day she opened up and told me that she doesn't like my skinny body, she said I look frail as a twig and she wants a man who can fuccck her like spartacus. I kept quiet. she said the only reason she was with me was my d, at least its not as skinny as my body. I kept quiet. she said I'm a bag of bones. I kept quiet. she said that Spartacus is a real man I was more of a woman in a mans body, I kept quiet.
after 2 episodes of Spartacus, I put on Gabriel unions, being Mary jane. then wen we wanted to do the do, my machine no gree stand up, she try bj, handjob, removed her clothes and started pole dancing, the ting no gree to give her standing ovation. at the end she gave up and commented that that was the reason she was going to find a man built like Spartacus because I wasn't man enough. I asked her, how my machine go gree give standing ovation to a stretch marks filled ass weh flatter than a flat screen t.v after my eyes don feast on Mary Jane's own?... she left the next morning without me giving her a kobo, not even breakfast........chai ! skinny guys we don suffer

juhan:
alabama itz not pride jor

den wat is it?

Just get cute eyes like dat of estharfabian..


And i"d say hi

I think it's pride. The feeling dat oh I have arrived, so nw d bitchess can come tripping kinda mindset..

Well I pray never to do dat to the one I love

Internet friendship is a waste. Until u both see each oda in reality

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999] Cutehector

Nna, Come and see something[/color]

evil serpent

Just imagine say na me be dat guy nw..


Ladies will u hit me?

BumBae:
Yh she said not to bring it up here
So i wud respect that
dont worry urself for now

phew. Una problem sha.

Smellymouth:
shy u dey shout my name Egbon

she don deny u three times na

BumBae:
Kinglekon
Pnah ghost abi nah beam beam

u havnt still replied my question as regards to gurgle and i... I still wish to knw what u meant by u saying I did smth to her

Just look at dem... small boys.. after they will crucify cutehector

Angelberry:
I don't have a bf

cc smellymouth

Stupedinluv:
huh

oh yes.

She shouldn't let pride get into her

Shameless man

Vinshu..

What should the husband do to his cheatin wife?

If he used a condom on her

Delete button


Kpa.

Next okpo please

Cmon don't tell me u guys ain't tech savvy.

Poorman. He nor geh money to buy bluefilm

BreadandBeans:
one b!tch sef tell me dat sh!t too this last val,, imagine make I waste money on food alone.. smh

PS: come and join me o Cutehector let's eat

nigerian police don suffer

I dey come my broda

PushPlay:
Kiss and tell us more.

she myt probably b readin this now. But that one is her problem. Nothing goes for nothing.

Gas cooker please

Seasoned witch

Because they broke up with the man/woman they are supposed to live with

Na so one idiot come dey gv me condition, say no sex ooo.. say na just date with a great meal... I just keep quiet dey look am

I think the lady concerned should just get pregnant again..

HateU2:
Yea, I know about that but ibo guys . Gat nothing against them thou

well u should... igbo guys r great husbands

Tolexander:
every lady is a potential unofficial prostitutes.

certainly not my future bride