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ellacute45:
What if someone mistakenly touched it cuz have seen it happen to some boys

well it's mistankenly right?


Why do u think some guys dick dnt stand when dancing with a girl in a club while some oda guys own do rise in d same scenario.

It's just all abt his thoughts at dat moment.

Enypie:
Happy Easter, Hector.

awwWw, actually the first babe dat wished me happy Easter. Thanks so so much

Hope u gud?

ellacute45:
your edegbe thing abi I wouldn't expect it to rise either

wat's with all this edegbe thing? It's just dry.


It only rises wen I want it to

Read this book "the curse of pandora's box"

Smellymouth:
Job 41--“Can you pull in Leviathan with a fishhook
    or tie down its tongue with a rope?"

all thanks to d bible app

ellacute45:
lol me I wouldn't know o cuz all girls can be sexy whether skinny or chubby..

urm i duno abt skinny. A girl wit a flat bony ass just turns me off.. dang my thing won't even rise

Dats d brotherly love Jesus was preachin abt

Smellymouth:
Hehehehe.. Ain't my fault bro. I spent my early yrs with a Christian Aunt. I nor baff well make I mention Islam for her house na

I even sabi ur bible pass you..

Oya tell me, where dem mention d name leviathan for bible?

Smellymouth:
The Quran states that Allah sent the message through the angel Gabriel to Mary, that Allah had honoured her among the women of all nations. The angel also told Mary that she would give birth to a pure son, named Isa, who would be a great prophet, to whom God would give the Gospel.

Isa is the son of Allah.. I am not a practicing Muslim sha.. I don backslide

u see ur life? Me wey be christain sabi Koran pass u

ellacute45:
edegbe weight

ur crazy. Extra flesh is sexy. Girls just duno dat

Smellymouth:
Says who?? why u dey read our Koran upside down??

BTW, u don catch me dey eat punna?

wetin concern Jesus name with Isa. Why una dey call am isa?

Apple can do better Dan dis abeg. I dnt like d specs

Smellymouth:
Hahahahaha.. idiot!! I am a Muslim tho..

no wonder! Una dey read our bible upside down...



I tot Muslims dnt eat punna

Smellymouth:
U nor even respect Jesus. Even on HIS birthday??

he wasn't born today silly!


Go back to school

Smellymouth:
Hahahahaha.. Aswear, the feeling is exceptional.

I wonder how many punnas u have slayed

I know your abode is now an Abattoir

JoeCutie:
Ogini?

apologize to estharfabian

Wow I hope the gay bitchh will be very much flattered

Smellymouth:
Bwahahah.. The kind thunder when go fire u dey do press up..
I look like VaselineSquad wen dey lick yansh?

story.. go and eat shitt

Smellymouth:
Cutehector, we re both addicted to Punna

punaphilia

Joke apart, punaphilia is d best thing dat can Eva happen to a girl

Estharfabian:
That I'll go to Hell....

joecutie!



Report urself here fast

Sorry she didn't die for my sins

ifitumiojo:
[color=#770077][/color]DThe messiah Jesus is a man!all men should be messiahs to their wives and friends

and wives should be judases ryt?

Smellymouth:
Egbon, mine is Philophobia,(Fear of falling in Love )
Although butterflies in the stomach are often associated with love,for me, those butterflies are more like deadly scorpions , because I am petrified of falling in love...

ode. D op said philia, not phobia.

I knw say love for lickn ass don make u turn ur name to smellymouth

Estharfabian:
that's the spirit!

I'm Going to heaven, then! JoeCutie, inugo?

loool wad did he say

Very good



Someone told me dat some cultists, or armed robbers, dey are children of policemen.

I stil duno hw true that is.

durentdbiitch:
hey young man read before u comment next time. Dont be rushing FTC, thread clearly said philia not phobia

oh my brother, thanks for d correction. Dats why I employed u

Urm, so I can sew a police uniform with those guidelines up there.


Phew

Estharfabian:
So many donts. I could barely keep up!

just as long as u love ur neighbour as urself, the rest is inconsequential

cruzita:
how human being go dey attracted to vomit?*disgusting *

u go fear demonic possession.. dah one na wen 72 demons enta person body

Some people like to sniff diapers and panties....


Smellymouth wat hav u to say

Oya mamagee, tpiar8, onila, come and confess ur philia!