₦airaland Forum

refiner:
I don't know how ta pm oo....


u disgraced me here....u've to also tell me here nah!....oya my eyes are wild open!

so u of all people want to use dat "i duno hw to pm" line for me abi?


Shebi somborri is nw pressing dat ur breast..

The cookie

Jayne07:
You don't know what you are missing

missn fire. Cook me dat food and I shall divorce u right away

prettythicksme:
U b virgin naw

I just want her to be my first jor

refiner:
see as how u just dey disgrace me!...just say I no go school!


oya abeg tell me,I promise to give u one spoon from my pap!

Oya pm me leme tell u d meanin...

prettythicksme:
Cutehector are u d op? op dey call u op

oh mehn I need to straff her as punishment

agbonkamen:
Op i be woman oo i no get prick.

person don fvck u before?

Monalisa185:
how about I start cheating on him first?

my gosh u need to. Who kns hw many girls he must have cheated on u with.


Hw abt we start off on whatsapp

Smellymouth:
nor be only saints na bishops
One day, u go fuvk transgender mistakenly

urm wch of dem? A guy "transgendering" to a woman or a woman "transgendering" to a man

refiner:
wat do u mean by radar?....

well chck d dictionary darling.

Smellymouth:

boy, if a tomboy gvs u cowgirl style, Allah u will see the saints in heaven

I always washed it bcus of my undying love for it

I'v always wanted to fvck a tomboy...

No vex? U be man or woman or transgender?


B like say u get prick down there

refiner:
lol.....stop twisting my words!....


#teamvirgin!

u dis girl.. it's like I will put u in my radar soon....

Ukwa




EWwwwwww pukes

No girl has ever given me a birthday gift.


Maybe d first girl who does will b d person i'd marry

refiner:
i go and pick up my bible and read!.....

chei refiner.. buh u said u aren't a virgin

Monalisa185:
o boy!!! see finishing!! lol...analytically, you no try! look again



boyfriend? nah

husband? yes

I want to knw wat it feels like in toasting a married woman just call me wenever he cheats on u

Monalisa185:
my profile is not in sambisa na, just goan see

Lool well u hav a flat ass, urm not so perky breasts... flat tummy doh, nice one... no curves, no long hair...




Do u have a boyfrnd?

Monalisa185:
none of the aforementioned...

i'm not convinced . I want to see a picture

Well if I were a lady and my man doesn't insist of church wedding. I leave him! It's just not dat hard!

Some Nigerians need to understand dat fiance is male while fiancee is female.. I wonder why dey tend to always mix it up

Monalisa185:
nice, lovely and beautiful... only one person?
op, you are greedy

Whch attribute u get

As he is swindling someone, so u too have to be swindling him..


It's legal...

Travel to india

And dats just d way d master of confusion puts it in the hearts of men to despise the tradition




Sorrry demons, Jesus said the gates of hell won't prevail against his ministry..

Why not first make 109 solid shoes free for the Nigerian senators and wait for dem to give u a feedback... den allow dem to pass d bill on banning d importation of shoes..

Op why not become a prostitutte? Dat way u won't need to be goin to church eva