₦airaland Forum

Fine baybee


U see why it's good to marry a cute guy

ebeneade:
bros words dey fail me whenever I see her pweery pweery face

^{bros words dey fail me whenever I see her pweery pweery face}

bros words dey fail me whenever I see her pweery pweery face

let me even see her face sef.

U dnt knw hw to tell your Bae she is pretty?


So hw come did she become your Bae in the first place? Or is she ur Bae in ur imaginations?

mommysgirl:
Cool

sent mail tho

mommysgirl:
R you straight?

No offence

very much straight..

Niyinficient:
Ar u dis daft?

of course

saraphina:
that was harsh..

yes, dats why I wrote dat.

Sanmel:
Let's meet at Norman Williams off keffi

Urm am not familiar with dat place tho. Whch area is it in? Lekki or ikoyi still.?

Please she is nw a model, not a breadseller.

The kind of hellfire dat awaits these bastards.

Where is dat mudafvker?

Sanmel:
Ikoyi prison

great. deal then. On sunday, hw shall we get to meet cuz I stay at ajah?

Sanmel:
Lagos

cool, so whch prisons do u hv in mind?

Eebrahym:
Me

Which prison?

i"m in lagos.. it depends on yur location

Hahahhahhahahhahhaha...

Sanmel:
Me

alright. What's ur location?

I will just slap somebody right nw

Who"s with me to visit the prisoners on sunday?

sinequanon:
So you no get to...

...kn w...

friends of female friends.

The hotter the female friend, the hotter the friends of the female friend.

So, it is all w rth it in the end.

You read about all these losers, chasing and begging one girl. You don't need to go there if you know how to make female friends.

lol my eyes aren't on women yet.. there is smth worth more dat my heart lies therein for nw.

Lol like say d germs na one human being wey dey pick race and person wan catch am.

It's a pity 95percent of Nigerian ladies despise anythn politics. Nw tell me, why will dey lead this country.?

I think we humans ain't all that perfect. So let's not all see ourselves as Jesus Christ.

iykekelvins:
Oya oo.. I want to be ur friend

take up ur cross, and follow me

sinequanon:
..nothing...nothing...

enjoy all your...

....new....

..female..

.....
.....

..fri nds..

infact I should be frank wit u, I dnt make female frnds.

zuchyblink:
why are you feeling threatened

feel threatened? That"s not the right word u should have used brother

Mr Ben should stop deceiving himself. That is not how to win the hearts of Nigerians.

sinequanon:
You agreed a bit too quickly..

Wat u tryna insinuate?

Vikky014:
Ok. bt u can always tell a girl dt friend.zoned u abt ur feelings atleast she might upgrade u from friend zone to official whteva

naaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.... my modus operandi doesn't work that way.. I think maybe I hardly count females as friends.... cuz wherever I find myself, I only make male frnds..

The dad must have liked the cucumber.

sinequanon:
You don't have any attractive female friends. How does this work? How many friends are you shutting out?

Dude, you just have to be strong and accept that feelings have to be kept in check.

alright.


Friendship it is then....

Look at how nairalanders just finished this guy"s career


Cc: tosyne2much.

Why did u hav to borrow iron in the first place?