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I lorve these kind of break up texts

MrsPhyno:
sah hector! no kill pesin for dis NL abeg

hey boo boo bear

kinglekan:

Cutehector wah r u doing behind my back.

Diariz God ooooo

hahahahaha..it was very obvious she logged out immediately i went out cuz she was really enjoyin my company... ..


The devil wears prada lol stop whining... I'v not swept her off her feet yet

Michellla:
no .more like pisces

sounds interesting... I knw pisces to be urm independent, industrious, passionate... To mention buh a few.. I'm scorpio by the way..

kinglekan:

Who loose this domestic fowl?

Where exactly are you running from? U nor see signage b4 u enta?

Cutehector is this michy? U bera take him away before i tear him beta slap.

lols..

kinglekan:

I go tell MOD to ban u ooooo

Let me have a nice evening with my muffin.

i promised her i'd stop taunting u.... be a nice guy..

Michellla:
I'll ponder on that.if you'll promise to stop taunting kinglekan .

urm lets strike a deal, why dnt u gv me, den i stop taunting him.. I think u and i gona be good friends...

Isaacmacdon:
mimi z cute,sexy nd youthful.. Makes u feel like a young innocent lil girl. Its a nice name. Suits u.

dem don send dis one ooo...

Michellla:
yes,but i answer either ways. them peeps are used to it already

alright... Leme guess, u libra?

kinglekan:

Yinmu

hold on... Wait for it...

Michellla:
i have nothing against them.its their lifes.

oh great... Ur such a darling.. So we can be friends.. Urm can i hav ur number?

Michellla:
most call it mimi.
i dont like it though

mimi... Oh gosh... Smth kinglekan didnt even try ta ask... I guess he doesnt even knw ur birthday... Does he?

Lol mimi seems cool sha... Buh kinda childish...

kinglekan:

Go and meet MICHY

urm michellla, do u like gays?

kinglekan:

Sweedy don't mind him joor. He thought he was chatting with his boo.

He likes dudes but i don't judge him.

Cutehector issokay boi, ur secret is safe with US.

ok so urm u want u and i to fight right? Michella doesnt like guys who fights? She likes guys who r calm and laid back

kinglekan:

Chaiiiii seee Ela oooooo!!!!!

Stop forcing it on her she don't like any michy. Sounds masculine sef. Hahahahha

Is that ur Bf's nick?

the thunder dat will fire u wen u notice i snatch her finally away frm yhu

Michellla:
it suits guys more.like michel=michy

ok alryt.. I just fink a pet name would suit u so much and be cute

kinglekan:

You gonna make me look bad ryt? Is this how u intend to blackmail me?

Remember the bible says "thou shall not covet thy neighbours boo"

. All is fair in love bro

Michellla:
its friendly

dnt u like michy? It sounds very cute...

Michellla:
abi if you die seef me no go follow you .

gooooooooooooooooooosh.. Fatality... Faints.. Kinglekan.. Rip bro

francizy:

lwkmd..

kinglekan:

Thunder fire ur left balls there

hahahaha.. Gosh... My belle is killing me softly..

kinglekan:

Cutehector, Ipledge and Francizy if i swear for una!!

hahahahhahhaha.. Oh common, michella doesnt like guys who swears... She likes guys who r gentle

kinglekan:

Baby i don't seem to understand what is going on here. Apparently i have many bad belle friends that want to collect u from me.

she doesnt like to be called baby... Right michy?

kinglekan:

You see what happens when you keep skipping the sunday school classes.

Oya lemme give you some bible lessons.

1. Romans5:5 "....the love of God shed abroad in our heart's by the holy ghost ".

This love is resident in every believer thus making it possible to love like our heavenly father.


To answer your question; Jesus already died for Michellla over 2000years ago, so it would be pointless for me to try playing God.

... And d devil left him after tempting him..

Michellla:
he got many concubines. that is a far thought

oh very very lovely.. far thought... Gawd... Best news eva .. Replays it again.. "He gat many concubines, that is a far thought" gosh this is sweeeet ...

By the time he becomes the ambassador to china, ur eye go open

Michellla:
i dont have a younger sis.senior that's a lil bigger than me .so wont fit her either.
would give anyone that wants it

yeah dats d spirit of christmas... Ur a nice lady..





Smth kinglekan just couldnt advice u...all he was after was ur sexy curves...

Michellla:
it hasnt gotten to that extent

lol u sef.. I was expectin u to be like, oh lekan has broken my heart..u knw dah sort of thing

kinglekan:

buhahahahah, There are different kinds of love u know. Its the Agape love i tell them.

girls dnt want agape love.. Jesus is the only one dat gvs agape love.. Chei lekan u can lie... .. Ok can u die for michelllla?

Michellla:
i bought a rather small sized jean.
cant go back to the shop cause its super far from my house.

sorry dear.... U can gv it to ur younger sister.. If she likes it.. She could buy it from u

kinglekan:

Oh really? So u just dey deceive all these babes since?

i neva told any of dem i loved dem na.. Unlike u dah tells all d girls here u love dem....

kinglekan:

Hahahhahaha, all ur nl babes neva reach u abi?

Tifferyyyyyyyy!!!!

oh mehn, like seriously i neva find good enough wife...