₦airaland Forum

Michellla:
oh whats that?

ur digits.. I wont be in nairaland for a while.. Would switch ova to phone calls.. I thought i should, urm, get to call u.

misspicy:
pray against that feeling my brother.....say get thee behind me satan three times

just afraid of gerrin married

Michellla:
thats november born? they are cool .

i knw right.. .. They say we sensitive, friendly and passionate.. I guess dat describes me.. Urm, u promised me smth

Eya

MrsPhyno:
Ew yuck.

Endtime cake.

The tongue that tastes it is an endtime tongue.

lol yeye...

Neva been in any real relationship

misspicy:
Are you now a seminarian?

lol i hav this feelin i will end up marryn a nagging wife

Its a cake... Just a cake.. Yummy

Lol i used to be as cute as him too

Godforbid

joseph1832:
Every guy with his own M.O bro. Sometimes I ask a girl for her digits upon seconds after meeting her, sometimes I don't even ask her for her digits at all, even after having a meaningful convo with her.

You see bro, never underestimate a woman's intuition. A girl has already decided if she's giving you her number just within seconds of chatting with her. Its up to you to give her a good reason why she should give you her number.

true that..

Wishers

I despise yoruba language!

joseph1832:
Dude, your best friend was once a stranger right? Every one was once a stranger. It only need a level of communication before one becomes acquainted to one, then, the friendship/relationship evolves to something personal.

yeah buh guys sometimes r too quick to ask d female gender for their phone numbers hence the reason for that kinda reply

misspicy:
i know someone that said that......
















he eventually killed his loud mouthed wife

because the bible says berra for a man to live with a lion dan a nagging wife

Its because young ladies nowadays are hvn this mindset that they should b the only ones to discipline their children... I can never marry a woman who does not ok disciplining of kids..

This is not a big ass

Because its a fact that you are a stranger!


In reality, all e friends are strangers... No matter how close they get in social media

Awwwwww

Wisdom takes u before kings.....


Humility raises u to high planes


In relationships, it has always been about the money!

Just the second u are made in life, friends who you kept in ur past begin to reach out to u.


Survival means dining with the enemy


Ur family/relations wont help u when u graduate.

The world is wicked... Trust nobody


Loyalty is key


Nobody is always busy, its just where u r placed in their priority list.

Girls date the bad boys, get used by them and end up marrying the "responsible dudes"


Guys will go to any extent, become the sweetest guy on earth just to get under a lady's pants...

Its very easy to stalk people, why? Because they put too much info abt themselves on social media!

tollyB:
Okay Dear... enjoy ur hols

thnks.. Urm u do bbm?

Tell me more crap

Nigerians cannot in their sorry lives conduct an election in a civilized manner... Shame on u nigeria

BleSSedMee:
Its really appalling. Just thinking of it makes me feel like puking...


Lol@ quickie

buh u wont puke if u gv a bj

Iyamma.. Vommits all the food

Whch one is more horrible? Mouth odor or vaginal odor?

donTbone:

Can u please pretend to be normal for this thread...abeg!

u aint even happy i am commentin on ur thread.... U should b thankful sef.

Imajine me being a kid in schoool... ..