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princessmia: 50% of the posts on this page is mine.
Does dat mean I'm jobless?!



[size=5pt] yes it does! [/size]

princessmia: yauwwa baba olowo!
Nagode.
How was ur day?

olly30: Plz i av a questn dats has bin bothering me.Is dier any registratn we a going 2 do b4 goin 2 camp? Becos i culd rem ma broda did a reg dn wr he fild hz details including d size of hz cloths.Just curious noni

princessmia: I think they do. Ur allowee is 19,800. So d 200maira removed must b for tax.
I stand to be corrected anyway.

donigspain: Omo, y the dayz come dey slow like rauuuul?

ik121: seriously i started hearin dat word 4 d 1st tym in my lyf lyk four yrz ago durin my 1st yr in uni nd i hd it mainly frm students. I undstood is a "norm" in FUTO cos of shortage of gurls in dat skool. If d population of men in futo r 30,000. Gurls in dat skool r 800. So d devised a mns of survival. Smh 4 futoites.

ik121: Smh 4 cy nd ogbeche. Lwkmd

Please don't shake it much cos i see it's about to fall off!

ogbeche77: No mind Ik, Na chicken heart, he dey fear ni joor... He no no say moderator no just fit ban anyone who in like base on personal grudge, that can never happen, even moderator get who he dey report to... Insult moderator from morning to night, if you Neva cross the line of ban, he gat no power to ban you...
So IK, enjoyyyyyy

ik121: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm No wonda m sein numerous corpers on d streets wit an almanac/magazine in dia hands. But am wonderin, most of em on T, dia crested nysc vest stil luks new abi dem buy new 1? Chaii i cnt w8 2 serv o!

ik121: Abeg no mind Cy jare! I mistypd ur name. He wants u 2 wield ur Big Hammer on me agn. Lol. Abasuffi is ryt, the guy jus wan start fight b/w us. Abeg no vex

Hmmmm don't tell me you are now scared of hammer?...If it's so it then means you are certainly not the IK i use to know...The IK i know is fearless and audacious...Correct me if am wrong!

Abbasufi: Bad guy u WAN CAUSE FYT KO?

Did Abbas baba actually use small letters?

ogbeche77: I know ncha means mastur..bate in igbo, I stand corrected though

Wrong! ncha means soap, while ogboncha means one who masturb8s!

dlex21: 2day is NYSC batch "C" 2011/2012 POP...around this tym next year, it will be our turn by God's Grace...May God grant us long lives to achieve whatever we want during our service year and beyond...congrats to them nd av a great day y'all!!!

ogbeche77: Sir... Yes Sir... But abeg correct that name... Na OGBECHE77.... Abi you won go gimme new name ni..lollz

He intentionally called you that name...If i tell you the meaning of that name you go laugh die!
It's good to learn languages!

ik121: Gdmnin folks. Am hvn insomnia. Slp is far gun frm me. I doubt if i'd b abl 2 slp 2 9t. Ahaaaa! C ds gurl wey dey alwayz patrol romance section dey do so so amebo work(no mek me mention ur name) Lol. U no go go sleep ni? Lol. Besides, Wher is my veri gud frnd OGBANCHA77?? Lol

@bolded...

psoto: Hehehehe...
Looks like someone is ready for camp experience..

You can say that again!

foyeks2001: Oyinbo wit yeye vexing...d woman is damn too hurt...most men are dogs- she shud have known dis fact

princessmia: the house is pretty big.
Over 500pages.
I think it'll hold its own.
For a while after camp anyway

psoto: What is it with you and full hugs?

anathemiamia: This is my first post but I've been following the thread. Thanks a lot u guys. I'm sure many people like me just read and don't post but u guys have helped a lot. Am I the only one not excited about camp? I'm just not friendly! I can't even pretend to be for too long! I hope they allow alcohol and coffee cos some people's lives depend on my drinking both evryday! Thanks again.

princessmia: hello house!
Hope your day was great?

I've been thinking about something for a while. And I'm sure you all must have had a thot or two on the matter as well.
What comes after Call-up numbers?
We won't be "prospective corp members" anymore.
We would be actual corpers.
We can't be in d house anymore. But we sure myt like to keep in touch.
So, do we:
#1: set up a new thread?
#2: continue with this thread?
#3: share contact with those you wanna keep n leave d house n keep the memories.


#4: or Pretend I didnt bring this up?

Gods-child:
I think I have stories to share with the House....Some funny things have been happening to me since last week;

1) I traveled to school last week Monday to finish my clearance, driving our '95 model Nissan farm pick up...Of course, I love flooring the gas pedal while driving distances but the rickety road & galloping truck wouldn't allow me do that...Unknown to me, there was something wrong with the fuel pump of the vehicle, petrol must have been leaking gradually but I didn't notice it...

...So, I got to Ogbomoso & entered school, parked my truck & faced clearance...By the time I got back I started perceiving fumes of petrol, I checked underneath the truck & I saw a not really wet surface(petrol dries when exposed to air)...Then while I was trying to move, the fumes became stronger, left the engine running & checked underneath again...Lo & Behold! it looked like my fuel tank was urinating!....

...You know, I just have to thank GOD that didn't happen while 'Corn Roasting' was still in vogue...Lol!...Can't imagine what would have happened if a vehicle emitting a trail of petrol comes close to 'Iya Alagbado'......I sha managed to get to my then hostel, parked as far away from any potential fire source till the next day when I'll be comported...Then I managed to get to the closest mecho workshop the next morning...

...We spent hours trying to fix it, I think that was the day we(NL Batch C) were planning to move to a new House...I was so frustrated & non-composed...Everybody in the workshop tried to be a genius...Even I, at some points in time had to handle spanners, screwdrivers & lie under the truck......(I dey form scientist/engineer)...

...We gave up sha, and I had to carry the fuel pump to another set of mechanics, looking for how I can get a new one...As GOD would have HIS way, those guys fixed it in few minutes without much stress!...SMH...That was around 5pm in the evening.

...After all the rambling rambles, I discovered I've spent almost all the money with me on the repair stunts & I had to refuel with the remaining...By the time I was driving back on Wednesday(left school prematurely in order to avoid been stranded), I had just N200 & some few green notes + 1 blue note!......Funny still, VIO Stopped me on the way, asked for the askables & they concluded my driver's license was fake!(Something that FRSC has checked several times without any grouse)...Oh Lawd have mercy!...

...They started quoting some constitutional puns, said they would seize my license & I would have to pay a fine of N4000......Durh! I didn't even give them any audience cos i was so tired & frustrated to argue...I narrated my experience to them & gave them the impression that I'm not in the mood to yield to any of their jokes, I told them I was ready to sleep there with them sef!......Omo! Them free me ooo, out of sympathy...But that's not before they collected the last N200 I had on me!(they avoided the blue & green notes)...SMH, Naija shaa...

...Well, I got back to the farm safe & sound...Glory be to GOD!...Yeah, something else happened to me on Friday in which I nearly burnt the House down!...That's the number 2 testimony I'll share...GOD has been so wonderful!!!

eyin oluwa logo...Ogoooooo!
What a testimon, though a funny one...Waiting for the next testimony, grabs zobo and doughnut!

psoto: Thanks dear.
#MovesCloserForTheGroupHug.

Hope is gonna be a full hug, as in all men go feel every every?