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contra: you fit leave the PA work for CY09. So that you can concentrate on the CSO job.

...I no talk anytin o!

banttieman: Ah.... that's fantastic

That's just a token to show how much I love this family.

banttieman: I think I have to sue you with this BOUNTY you dey call me oh. I think your tongue finds it easy with bounty lol.
Morning sir. Hope I go fit get egg from you today, he don tay I chop that thing oh.

Bonty, bounty abi ki lon pe e?...#speaking in a typical yoruba accent# have you forgotten that I am a lawyer in the making and am consel to Gods-child, is it his fault that you have a tongue twisting name?...so ara re o!

Good morning my people, CY did not run, Vanish, or disappear as you all have been saying, recall I told you guyz that I will be travelling to school...Well I embarked on the Journey yesterday, sowy I didn't tell you guyz is cos is not in my nature to tell people when am travelling not even my family, dis na wetin 2 much crime/security movie don do to me...Got to my destination safely and ontime, come see flexing, was on the high side by evening that's why I couldn't be with you guyz in the evening...Is good to see that the house is proigressing, now that we have passed the 100 page, don't you guyz think we should start another thread?...@ all I dey hail una o, a very good morning to everybody.

psoto: I must enter 100.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!...LDKMFH!...Psoto, Psoto, aw many times did I call you?...You are a proud winner of a BIS plan for another 1 month...Now let me get back to d pages I missed!

I am watching u all 4rm d background O...Tomorrow I will reply accordingly 4 now na sleeping tinz...I guess am d last personm to post for today, gud 9t all!

yung_reezy: Hello peeps, I'm new to this thread and I'm also looking forward to november. Coudnt go through the 93 pages though, so it'll be nice to get updates from the house

You are welcome Y_R, its good to have you in the house...For now there is no meaningful update except for the fact that some schools have star but we are certain info will start coming in from middle of this month.

Gods-child:
Honestly, I don't know how to respond to this...Its not me o, na Baba GOD...If I say I'm blushing that's an understatement...I am so used to criticism that I don't know how to respond to eulogies...Thank you so much CY, I Love You bro!
Hahaa!...Abeg, no deflate my head...I take GOD beg you bros...my head no fit swell...Erm!...see that your token ehn...reserve am well well...na me get am...trust me!...#ILaughInPortuguese#

You made me blush with the "you are blushing"...You are one of the few people i respect in here...As per the token i don lock am up for safe box, but i doubt if you will be the one to win it!

SBabaJ: I Have No Doubt You'll "Kill" Law. Thanks.

Guy na assasination i go do to Law!...You need to know me when i was in school, was an active unionist in the Judicial Arm of the Union...See as we dey treat d phuck up of Executives n House Members...I love law with passion!

Gods-child:
#GBAM#...I'm back ooo!...#PantsHeavily#...mehn, if you see the kind race wey I pick from page 89 reach here!...See as I dey sweat

...This is what awaits anyone who misses out for four hours on this page henceforth till we all are in camp cos i believe we will have lots of new peepz joining us...Wellcome bro!

dlex21: una no well o!! the job wey una dey suggest...e be like say na wetin una dey do ba? @ik121 @Gods-child, @CY09

Sorry bro u made a wrong guess, me dey control d world with computer, Gods-child dey feed d world through farming, while IK dey keep all d women company

I see Gods-child, don't tell me you are back from the farm?

psoto: U mean "broken grammar abi?" Heheheeee...lol...

Na u tok so oooo!

psoto: I tried doing it then joor. But I got half of a fish o. I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ short, a "tail-less" fish. D fish ‎​ŊO̶̷̩̥̊͡ complete.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha, have you ever seen how a day old fish looks like?

SBabaJ: Exactly Two Weeks Ago... My Undergraduate Research Supervisor Called Me Into His Office., Congratulatd Me And Said I Had A Job With The University Come September 2013, If I Wanted. Same Day, A Professor Of Phytovirology Sent Me A Congratulatory Message. But They Told Me Not To Tell Anybody, Since It Had Only Been Confirmd By The Board Of Examiners, The Business Committee Of The Senate, As Well As The General Body Still Had To Approve It.

Congrats bro, am xo xo happy with for you, wish i could dedicate as much time as you did in your studies...I had a good result also (Upper Credit), But nonetheless, i hope to make up for my result in my second degree(Law), which am gonna embark on next year...Congrats once again bro

psoto: For the 3+3=8, I turned d first 3 arnd τ̅☺ look like an E, then joined it wit d oda.
D same applies for d 7+7=trangle.
Dunno if I'm right buh dt was the understanding I had.

Yeah u are very right, do same to the 2 n u will get d fish

psoto: Heheheee...I no fine reach expectation abi? God D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ jawe...lol... So u D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ spy me? Na wa o.

hehehehehehehehe, no be so o, on the opposite you look cool...Was only wondering so na dis gal dey speak all this grammar ontop NL

psoto: They did τ̅☺ me, except d 2+2.

Could you please tell us how the others made sense to you?

ik121: @contra abeg no vex, dis wil be my last regbe regbe question. (1) Pz all ds "Lamushuanging" i hear dat do happen in camp, how e dey happen sef? (2) I also heard dat married women do hide the roc on dia finger to be part of d action, hw tru is dat?

BTW, where are you from?

ik121: @contra abeg no vex, dis wil be my last regbe regbe question. (1) Pz all ds "Lamushuanging" i hear dat do happen in camp, how e dey happen sef? (2) I also heard dat married women do hide the roc on dia finger to be part of d action, hw tru is dat?

Come u dis guy, u go kill person for this place o!lmao

Does this make sense to you at all...

2+2=Fish
3+3=Eight
7+7=Triangle

...This is the type of test you expect to see in IQ tests!

SBabaJ: One Reason Why I Didn't Tell You Guys What The Good Tiding Is...I Wanted The University To Officially Release The List So Anyone Who Doubts Can Easily Ask Family And Friends To Confirm For Them @ The Senate Building Of The University.

You started well but didn't land well...So with all the suspense na wetin u fit tell us be dis abi

psoto: CY, abeg wetin I do? Wat did u see? Biko, pls tell me naa...

...Just checked you out on FB

psoto: That is one of the mysteries of life which we cannot fathom...

Don't let religion becloud your sense of reasoning/judgement, we are the cause of whatever befalls us if you get what i mean.

psoto: As I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊....God's Child was highly on point! Him Papa ‎​ŊO̶̷̩̥̊͡ waste money sending him τ̅☺ schl.
Lmao...U n Abbasufi on this first τ̅☺ start a page thing. If na him start ‎​A̶̲̥̅♏ no gift for him?lol...

I don't have time for page starting competition, just that i will be happy to see this thread beat Batch B thread cos i think they didn't make up to 100 post before their names were out...As for Abbasufi, if he happens to be the 1 to start it up i will still fulfill my promise...But i am damn sure he will not!

psoto: Saw this on FB, n I thought τ̅☺ share it here. Especially for those of us that finished since last year n are thinking that our mobilisation is taking time. Folks, God's Time Is The Best.
Here it goes:


Lessons from 9/11, the annoying little things:

As you might know, the head of a major company survived the tragedy of “9/11” in New York because his son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was his turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike because of an auto accident.

One of them missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take time to change.

One’s car wouldn’t start.

One went back to answer the telephone.

One had a child that dawdled and didn’t get ready as soon as he should have.

One couldn’t get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man who put on a new pair of shoes that morning, took the various means to get to work but before he got there, he developed a blister on his foot. He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid. That is why he is alive today.

Now when I am stuck in traffic…
– miss an elevator…
– turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
– all the little things that annoy me…
– I think to myself…
this is exactly where God wants me to be at this very moment.

The next time your morning seems to be going wrong,
– the children are slow getting dressed,
– you can’t seem to find the car keys,
– you hit every traffic light…
– don’t get mad or frustrated;
God is at work watching over you.

In as much as i like this and sometimes psyche myself to believe it's God's will for me when such things happen, i am also forced to ask if it is also Gods-will that those who fall victim of such unfortunate events are destined to die that way?

ik121: @contra, plz, hw can one make friends quickly wit married nd single women in camp? And are guyz allowed 2 visit gurls hostel?

contra: just normal way of
making friends. Try and find out what the lady needs, and meet the need for her then you can enter her from there but for the married women unto which level naw...guys are not allowed into girls hostel.

High ke?...i don't know whatz wif u n ladies...So ur tin no get limitation for married people side?

Psoto, Psoto, was amazed @ what i saw...hmmm!...Make i reserve my comments.

ik121: Ameeoo!!!

...Never knew you were so religious!

Gods-child:
AUGUST! AUGUST!! AUGUST!!!...Here it is!...The highly anticipated 8th month...Lets view some excerpts from the early days of this thread(11:03am,June 8.); ...<<<previously on Super story>>>









...Seems like yesterday.
Officially, the thread was supposed to take-off this month...but it all started as an argument, a joke...In few days we'll hit the 100th page mark...And I just want to give all the Glory to our Almighty GOD who has helped us to make it this far! It is not by anyone's power...In a jiffy, we'll be busy with mobilization & choice state things...Baba GOD has always been there for us & HE will continue to be...I bless GOD for everyone who has contributed immensely to the momentum of this house so far; ABBASUFI, BANTTIEMAN, BREZZYBONE, CONTRA, CY09, DELEO16, FEMOINT007, GODS-CHILD, HORBASCO, IK121, PSOTO, SBABAJ, SEXY:IFY et al...lets keep the fire burning.

HAPPY NEW MONTH PEEPS!....*One Love*....& Don't Dull!

I'm happy that the thread has kept going despite all odds, and i want to believe it's one of the longest existing thread on NL...We thank God for taking us this far, and i pray our aim of being here will come to fruition...Shout out to all the frequent house members, una too much your zeal and friendly spirit has kept the thread going...Gods-child, permit me to say i admire our sense of maturity, sense of humour and how you take time to respond to almost every post on this thread but no let your head swell like balloon, cos na pin i go take deflate am...God! as i was typing this i happened to look up and i saw something that struck me !...Guyz check out the bolded, you will notice he(Gods-child) took time to list all the frequent posters, not just that, he also listed the names alphabetically without any mistake...Gods-child lemme commend you again, you are xo xo articulate to d core...Keep it up bro...ehen back to what i had in mind, i am gonna give a token to whosoever is gonna lunch the 100 page of this thread...I wait to see who is gonna be, i just hope is not Abbasufi.

Hi all hope you all are good...We thank God for counting us worthy to see a new month despite our transgressions, we pray he will see us through this month and give us the grace to keep away from sin.

Gods-child:
E be like say na the cold weather oo...time table won't be out till like August 20+...

Bros, the weather cold no be small, had to bath with warm water.