₦airaland Forum

wolebs0007: "Tonight btw 12:30am & 3:30am cosmic rays will enter into d earth from mars. So switch off ur phones at night. Don't keep them near u either, put them away". I have been inundated with a lot of this messages tonite.. No be naija we grow up ni...gbagba jor.

Gods-child:
House, it seems GODS-CHILD would be missing-in-action anytime from tomorrow...All roads lead to my school as I visit Physics department...I called my level advisor today & he told me I must be kidding him by sitting at home if I want to be mobilized...I pray I'll bring good news to you guys...Please wish me luck!!!....*One Love*

Gods-child:
Chiefo, they always say that every batch ooo!...na so dem talk for batch B too...We are already seeing "2012 Batch 'C Orientation is :" on their website...& we see something like "V iew 2012 Batch ' C' Timetable" too...Maybe he's just pulling your legs...

psoto: CY, this is like the fifth time you're saying you're back for real. I will look for another P.A. o. You just abandon your post without notice.
Anyway, how are you? How was work today?

zubbainno123: I ‎​Ju̶̲̥̅̊ڪ†̥ got a sad news from ♍Ɣ skul dis afternoon that the VC of ♍Ɣ skul was kidnapped earlier today and dat D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ shot one of his security aids..................D̶̲̥̅̊ annoying thing now I̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊ that ♍Ɣ skul has been closed Down till further notice, nd our result I̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊ yet †̥☺ be approved.
....It I̶̲̥̅̊S̤̥̈̊ ‎​Ju̶̲̥̅̊ڪ†̥ S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ strange for a thing like this †̥☺ be happening at dis critical time, I believe its D̶̲̥̅̊ handiwork of D̶̲̥̅̊ devil but D̶̲̥̅̊ God I serve will never let him succeed.

psoto: Abeg leave that bros alone jawe...

psoto: What happened? You got us worried. Hope all is well sha

UcLloyd: Ik121 n Abbasufi...Seriously! Wah brought "u aint hot" here kwa! I can't believe, after spending prolly 4-5yrs in a Nig University, u still wanna speak like one western nigga? I refuse to batter words with u two...am here to have fun..I just felt bad when my question was ignored outrightly!

Abeg, any Futoite in the house? Going through that school was like a handicap gunning 2 win Usian Bolt in a 100m race

psoto: Did CY just run away

psoto: CY!!! Is that you Where on earth have you been?
Do I still have a P.A. bayii?

Psoto it sure is me...GC inboxed me on FB...Who is that jealous guy

primeson1: Hello ause,
i and some members of my class got dis sms today from FC WAMCO (makers of peak milk) abt an aptitude test on aug 22nd 2012 @ premier hotel, mokola hill, ibadan. 9am.
Am a unilorin graduate of accounting and awaiting service.
Pls is anyone here wit d same sms?
Dnt knw wat it means ooo, wen we neva serve.
Gud nyt guys.

princessmia: =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º‎​=))

I no tok anytin o!

ik121: I read on NL hw so many corpers detest puttin on dia full kit afta camp. I also heard a guy who said he gave out hz full kit 2 prisoners afta service. I think i'll do better, mine wil go 2 a mad man.(to shw u hw much i hate NYSC afta camp) NO big boy wud like 2 be caught dead wearing dat low quality Nonsense.

Guy you are xo xo on point!...You spoke my mind, i have always told my peers that after camp nobody will see me with that s h i t!...My mates are making money and does who are in the academic field are bagging PhD's, why should i be fooling around with over-sized, fake, inferior, colourless, khaki!...Abeg make dem do make i find my Akaraka!

Abbasufi: WAT DO U MEAN

ik121: Veri veri On point. No mind al ds Gurls, dem go dey look for fine bobor wey dem go cage. Wit dia OKORO TOTO nd YANSH wey STRETCHMARKS dun tear finish

ik121: Try wetin? Cy!!! So u too want rent, if d thing tire u u return am abi? CORRECT!!! Who wan do " til death do us part" Mtshewww

Brezzybone: I hear you can even rent them as wajoko and return them when you are done,

Brezzybone: Is it true that orientation for corp members posted to yobe and maiduguri is ongoing?

Abbasufi: Durling? :O
OH TANK GOD U USED MUMMY!

psoto: If not??

psoto: Now I see CY. Good morning boss...How was your night? Hope you slept well?

Gods-child:
3 Gbosa for madam Firstlady...GBOSA!..GBOSA!!...GBOSA!!!

GBOSA! GBOSA!! GBOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!