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Gods-child:
Everybody just dey speak in tongues...lailai! No way!...I must not carry last...Holy water, Holy water eh...Holy water, emu funfun!....Comradado GODS-CHILD try6..e le ilya shrine ashaina jinchengisis...le bajajdedo de vodka!...may your day6 be longisis!

*laughing hysterically* hahahahahahahahaha!...gosh u r killing me...I don enter room cos ma pple pursue me komot 4 living room...My cheeks are paining me o...psoto abeg serve me anoda calabash!

banttieman: Horbasco wanibe...... O wanbe
SBabaJ wanibe..... O wanbe

Horbasco and Sbabj abeg no vex o!...na emu make me 4get 2 add una name...banttieman thank u...chai gyration continues...oya 1, 1, leg...obi, ema je ka ja, ija odara, ti inu ba bi e...

psoto: Holw water, holy water eee holy water emu funfun
Yoruba mu nibe on so hausa, hausa mu nibe o n so Calabar, Calabar mu nibe o n so Igbera....

U dis gal I dey suspect u bad bad! Sure say u no date any karid member?...who knows, u may even be a member!

psoto: Ere ma ya o...Oyayaya....Ere ma ya o...Oyayaya

Wanbe, wanbe, wanbe...o wanbe X2
Gbogbowa la wa nibe...o wanbe
Wanbe, wanbe, wanbe...o wanbe
Gods-child wanibe...o wanbe
Psoto wanibe...o wanbe
Banttieman wanibe...o wanbe
Ik wanibe...o wanbe
Me sef I wanibe...mo wanbe

This house is xo xo on point tonight!

Horbasco: Gbe salary baba e wa,kafi memu ooo,gbe salary baba ewa kafimemu. . . . .gyration galoree,Batch C members,may our dayz b long,we r too karid.

Kariability no be akarability...gyration aluta joor!

psoto: I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ wait all of u o. ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ music D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ waste o
#singing- I love palm wine I no go lie, na inside shrine I go marry ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ wife, I never regret τ̅☺ b a gongo....
‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ papa na taper, ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ mama na seller, ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ sister na server, I remain a drinker...
E be like say na only me D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ sing, CY show face o, I don D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ sweat o, banttie I beg get me a towel...

Continuation of d song...I no go lie na 4 inside am I go marry my okpeke I neva regret 2 be an okpekerator am wosked and karid d gods are wise...if u steal 1naira people go kill u, steal 1 million, people go like u, people go luv, u go 2 village dey make u chief, u go 2 church o, dey make u a 9t o, every occasion na u b d chairman, police e dey come o, u run away!

Some guyz are missing tonight, breezybone and Sexy:Ify...wia una dey o!

psoto: I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ d spirit of gyration n by d power conferred I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ me as a chiefessis, I commandis d Nepa officesis I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ ur area τ̅☺ give u light o

Ur head dey dia okpeke...e b like say u b dey date 1 kegite guy wen u dey school...Gods-child I dey o, I'm going no where...No work 2moro so is fun all the way!

Gods-child u r killing me hia o!...My people 4 hia don dey tink say I dey craze o...am enjoying dis house dis 9t...I want more of dis house oooooo!

Gods-child:
Thanks, but another one...sorry if I'm becoming too inquisitive...you said something earlier about 'dekegation worldwide'...how do you ensure it is strictly carried out? As in, a member gets dekegated in LAUTECH & later finds himself in UNAD...how can you be so sure they won't accept him in their branch?

A member who goes to another branch is a trans-migrator n wen 1 goes to another branch and tries to join in their activities there is some1 who is charged with the responsibility of identifying such person...every ilya/branch knws all her members and wen a new face comes around it is noticeable...There are questions whcih are asked such as the Chief that librated d individual and d name of the present Chief of d individual's ilya, the Chief in d ilya where d individual is visiting calls d chief of d ilya claimed by d individual for confirmation...If u can't be identified by your Chief den u r not allowed admittance cos we know that even d devil can quote the bible n trust me dis chiefs know their members wella n chife6 know themselves.

This house is on fire tonight and am xo xo loving it...Keep it up pals!

ik121: THINGS TO TAKE TO CAMP:

1: condom/mornin after pill
2: 16 passport photographs
3: original statement of result and call up letter
4: 16 photocopies each of your statement of result and call-up letter( in camp, each fotocopy is as high as N20)
5: stapler with your own pins and tipex
6: four white T-shirts, two white shorts, 1 good white sneakers.(NYSC will giv u all dis but they will easily wear out, u know naija and low quality stuff)
7: pillow case and bed cover
8: torch light, slippers and enough handkerchief and detergent.
9: mp3, ipod or music fon.
10: provisions and beverages.

please avoid the mistake of packing too much baggage. u ll wear only white tru out ur stay in camp. jus tek three nice clothe of urs cos u will only be allowed to wear mufti only on sunday and u v jus three sundays in camp.

Guy november never reach na!

banttieman: @ CY09. Wetin you go cause this night your hand no go fit hold am again. Abeg make we gyrate for this room. Thank God it's friday anyway. I guess the chiefu of the house should hit us while others sing along and dance. Palm wine no dey but you fit use cold water.

I won go borrow drums from one C & S church here. Brb

Hahahahahahahahahaha!...ROTFLMFAO...guy if u no see drum 4 C&S enter cele, I dey kampe 4 d rum...nutin dey apen

Gods-child:
lol...I dey try form 'Comrados-in-Embryo'...shey I fumble ni?...Thanks for the answers, but please another question came up; Apart from the Chief being the head of the club, are there still other posts?...like 2nd in command? secretary? treasurer?...etc...And that your regalia, is it the same nationwide or it differs from school to school?

Yes their are other positions, the club is no different from other clubs and Associations...Kegites cclub have her official colours which are; white, green and yellow...these colours are reflected on our regalias. Some branches wear white, green or green mised with white...We dnt often use Yellow onregalia so as to avoid mistaken identity...So in essence our regalia are same in design and colour nation wide.

ik121: walkshine @cy09, unity in diversity, by dia 1 finger and karriabilty u shall know dem. GYRATING AND SINGING # chiefu no dey suffer, dem no dey beg for food, evry liberation o na dia money o, evry migration o na dia money o!# i don begin sweat...

Hehehehehehehehehe! Singing along with u...pastor no dey suffer dem no dey beg money, sunday collection na dia moni o, sunday collection na dia moni o

banttieman: Great. I heard about one Oloso Convergence. I just don't understand anything jor. I'd like to be in same camp with you so we'd gyrate well. Let us go by the way of Tanwijirized Nawaly.

I will be xo xo happy to be in the same camp with any member of this house...*singing* form a big circle, form a big circle ka sere wa, form a big circle, form a big circle ka sere wa...oya echo @ banttieman

Gods-child:
#StandingOvation#.....#ClappingContunues#...This is lovely!...'La Comrado la CYerado la welldoneisis! SF Kalakuta ilya labatch C la2012!'...hehehehehe(lwkmd!!)...though we also have kegites club in my school, I have never known this much about them...all I know is that they are a group of happy lively people...CY09 I'm so grateful for this eye opening write-up...
Now my questions: In my school, they talk about "Coronation" & they call their meeting place "Shrine" please can you shed more light on those terms?...And please do you have any mode of dressing whenever you're going out for events?...Lastly, what does it take for someone to attain the post of "Chief"...Thanks Bro!

Guy u killed me with dat!...u don make me fart 4 hia, I pity those wey dey with me. Back to ur question, coronation is a ceremony in which a new Chief of the club is installed...Our meeting place is called shrine cos is sacred and no form of non-challancy is tolorated...when we go for event we wear our regalia to as a form of Identity...To be eligible to contest for the position of a Chief u must be in ur penultimate Year in school.

banttieman: @ CY09 I really love the Kegites club. Always full of life. There's a belief that members are codedly initiated into secret cults in my school so I had to lay low.
What is the significance of talking in coded slangs?

Every profession, association, tribe, etc have their language and register..Kegites club is no exception...As I said earlier we do not have alliance with cults and do not initiate members in to cults. As one who is from a Xtian home i abhor anyting relating to the devil...If after I joined I noticed anything of such I would have left...My parents knw am a member and I am proud I am a member

psoto: #Singing,DancingAndHittingPangoloForInstrumentalEffect
Mu salary baba e wa, mu salary baba e wa ka fi memu(Bring ur father's salary let's use it τ̅☺ drink palm wine). Dats d only kegite song I can remember now, although I av some on ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ system. Set of funny pple. Their secretariat I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ schl is usually a bee-hive of activities.

My dear, everything we do is 4 fun...We are the happiest people on campus.

Abbasufi: WAT DID I DO

Not what u did but what was done to u

Abbasufi: R U SERIOUS

Oboy see falling hand o

Kegites club is a social-cultural club which was established 50 years ago in the the University of Ife (now Obafemi Awolowo University)...The club was formed by a group of students who felt the that their was so much colonial influence on our way of life...There was the need to appreciate our cultural values and heritage hence the need for an association to promote this cause...The founding founders noticed that almost everything we had had been colonized but one thing!...What is that you may ask, well that which our colonial masters couldn't colonise and will never be able to is the....Palmwine!...The club adopted the palmwine and it became a symbol of the club...Thats why you see in our meetings we drink palmwine.

The club is found only in approved higher institutions that run a four year programme or more...It is not a secret cult or affiliated to any cult,it is open to both Males and Females and all our activities are done in the open and non-members are allowed to watch as we entertain them.


Motto:
Palmwine, the Basis of African Unity and World Peace.


Mode of Communication:
The members of the club talk in slang and in codes...The language which we speak is known as Swahili (combination of various language and terms)...We also communicate with one another through signal by raising up the index finger (known as the "One Finger Salute"...The club has a unique and fascinating way of communicating with the populace (students and non-students alike) and this can only be decoded by members or sometimes by close associates of the members of the club. For instance, the word ‘therefore’ can be written as dia(3+1) and ‘rotate’, written as rot8. Certain words are peculiarly pluralized when Kegites write. For example there is nothing like ‘chiefs’ in comradium but chiefisis or chiefi6; opekes as opekesis or opeke6. The one-finger salute is the most precious feature of the Kegites’ club and it can only be exchanged between members of the club.


Here are some of our activities:
(i) to upholding African cultural heritage;

(ii) to share palmwine (making sure that whoever that could not afford to buy get at least, some to drink)

(iii) compete (real fun) between each other on who can resist intoxication from drinking most;

(iv) Entertaining the Public with our songs and musical instruments

(v) to relieve their minds of the stressful time that they have had at school studying and attending classes (they were all students) and the most important of all is:

(vi) to help one another especially, academically.



The following are standard Kegites rules and regulations:
* It is abominable to drink alcoholic while wearing the regalia.

* Any member who is found misbehaving as a result of alcohol within or outside our meeting place is excommunicated from the club

* There is zero tolerance for drugs. Members are also encouraged not to smoke.

* Any member who is found to be in any secret-cult is expelled from the club instantly

* A disobedient member receives four (4) warnings with the fifth (5th) leading to dekegation worldwide. Such member cannot be a member of any branch in any part of the world.





Terms:
Comrados: Nonmembers of the club

Comrados-in-Embryo: Applicants that have not been initiated

Comrad: Student Member of the club

Chief: Head of the club

Holy Water: Palm Wine, the prominent natural drink of our fore-fathers.

Gyration: Meeting; always full of fun and jollification (vigor).

Ilya: Branch/Chapter.

A.B. Chief - The incumbent chief

XY Chief - The immediate past chief

Fellows - Non-student (including graduates) members



I will stop here, questions are welcomed...Meanwhile may i congratul8 my mamarado 4nut aborting my pregnancy so that i am alive to gyrate daydee!

SF Kalakuta(XY Elder1) ilya Eroxion/Ashaina

Viewing this topic: banttieman(m), CY09(m), psoto(f), i see una wella o...@ House, thanks for your concern towards i and others who where indisposed...I'm getting better now and i hope to be strong with the rest am gonna have over the weekend.
As i earlier promised Gods-child, i will be shedding light on the Prestigious Kegites club which i belong to...I hope it will help clear the misconception which most of us have as regards the the club...Sit back and enjoy this documentary.

Gods-child:
#gbosa#...I just caught CY09!!!..good mornning bro

*laughing*...u caught me big time bro...Good Morning n how was ur 9t?

Gods-child:
If you claim ancestor for me, I claim early man for you...hehehhehee

Geez u no well...thought u had left...gtg need to bath n take ma drugs.

Eweeeeh!...Gods-child u don leave me without saying gud9t, anyway no wahala...My eyes are already heavyneed 2 rest...Catch u n other guyz 2moro...#1 luv#

Gods-child,seems u n I are d only one in here...

Gods-child:
No wahala boss...we go hear you tomorrow...& be ready to answer questions oo!

I full ground 2moro...Kariability no be akarability!

Gods-child:
So are you implying Gods-child is a new face also? Ha!...See Why!!

Abeg o, u r not infact u be ancestor for dis thread

moshood25: Yea there are new faces here likewise I,but don't mind u responding to my question if u have any answer for it

Bro, Gods-child has answered correctly. If I get u ryt, you are in Nigeria n shooling abroad via distance learning programme...If I am correct then ur situation could be likened to students schooling in Nigeria Institutions though not in the State where such Institution is located via distance learning...My bro if that's ur case then it is highly impossible...Though I will advice u contact NYSC for proper clarification...I answered u to the best of my knowledge.

Gods-child:
Alright then, but i do hope it will contradict what my opinion of kegites club is about...another thing I know about them is singing, they sing morale a lot...& them fit use song yab person like!...okay, okay...lets wait till tomorrow!...Oh boy you go sing morale for us ooh!!!....Rotfl!

Hahahahaha!...u dis guy, u no go kill me wit laughter...I'm not interested in changing ur opinion about the club...I will simply tell u what the club is all about.