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“We’ll, to say I have been vindicated is an understatement. I am happy and I believe so is every Nigeria. There will be surely celebration in the home of every Nigeria today,” he said.


Celebration ke. Dat food fell from d sky on his arrival?

mekstaniac:
And you're what.....a useful sperm?

Oya Shelloween, do you think diz is another?

zoba88:
According to an online user Fanta who shared the story,the boy pictured below was caught stealing electric wires in Umuchu,Anambra state.He was paraded with the wires he stole.Below is what Fanta wrote.....

'Happening right now in umuchu!

The guy on the screen was caught today in his process to steal Electric wire.
Over a mouth now umuchu vigilant group have been making investigation on how to climb down on the Criminals who steal the wire along umunze/umuchu road now is on record that the boy on the screen led the recent stealing of electric wire in umuchu town'.

cc; Lalasticlala, mynd44

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/08/boy-caught-stealing-electric-wires-in.html?m=1

See d kind plenty cable wire only u one go to thief.

tellwisdom:
Commander killed commander...What does that mean?

It means Commandos

Tamarapetty:
why do guys do that?

Girls nkor

One day em fit rape u oooooo

Jacuzzi dn set b dat

Tolexander:
"Issey" lie!

The DJ was not really hot!

If the DJ was really hot, some party goers wouldn't move near her, let alone taking pics with her.

Who dears moving near a really hot object?

You say Weytin?

dee02:
Everybody will fade.

True talk and wen he does he'll remember "I get am before no b property".

Viktoreze:
Still on

Pls Hw much is a plot of land selling for in Ota, Ogun state. Somewhere close to Canaan land

danduj:
Dude isnt funny atall,just lucky

I will tell him, you'll see.

Neminc:
Stop eating pu.ssy, dem no go hear. A girls pu.ssy is a repository of all kinds of physical and spiritual diseases. Better to eat shiit from soak away pit than to eat women's pu.ssy. The worst death a man can die is to die because of a stinking pu.ssy

Still waiting for the day u will be reasonable. I hope it doesn't take too long.

I only see a man drinking from a bottle and two head lamp point my screen.

All I see is a failed party on a cake.

Hmm..... I think bobrisky bedroom is finer

Who's diz guy named Tboss?

CROWNWEALTH019:
Lovely boobs

U haf eyes ooo.
I know it's more important to u Dan bubu condition.

barajo1:
must u comment! Ur mumu no get part 2

Must u reply me? I bliv ur stupidity has a whole lot of season(s).

chie8:
UPDATE ON OPERATION LAFIYA DOLE: TROOPS CONTINUE WITH CLEARANCE OPERATIONS,ARREST TERRORISTS

Troops of the Nigerian Army on Operation LAFIYA DOLE have continued with clearance operations on suspected Boko Haram terrorists locations through patrols, ambushes and raids with appreciable progress in their respective areas of responsibility. These efforts have led to arrest,  interception and neutralizing of quite a number of Boko Haram terrorists, as well as recovery of arms, ammunition and equipment. The essence is to ensure security in the areas and prevent infiltration by Boko Haram terrorists among the communities.

It is as regards to this that troops of 159 Task Force Battalion arrested a suspected Boko Haram terrorist, one Mallam Makinta Ibrahim aged 45 years at Bayemari yesterday. The suspect who hailed from Yaro Grematalti Yunusari Local Government Area. He was also confirmed to be be Premium Motor Spirit and other logistic items to the terrorists. The troops also arrested another suspected Boko Haram terrorist whose name, age and origin could not be ascertained for now as he pretend to be deaf and dumb. However, he was found to be in possession of 8 functioning mobile telephone handsets, bunch of keys, 2 passport photographs, 2 amulet charms and a transistor radio. Both of the suspect are being further investigated.

Thank you for your kind cooperation.

Brigadier General Sani Kukasheka Usman
Director Army Public Relations

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/update-on-operation-lafiya-dole-troops.html?m=1

z it because he's "deaf nd dumb" dey tagged him a boko haram or cos of charm wit stolen items?
No riffle or bomb z even found. Mtcheew.

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ufuosman:
APC governors only?

I wonder Ooooo

wahles:
Would luv To c d nollywood version

Nollywood version would b like "The rise & fall of boko haram" We all knw d Cast.

OlaMiki:
which yeye tape are u pple talking abt sef. NONSENSE !!!!!

R u tryin to say d TAPE z jus a movie instead of an evidence?

goslowgoslow:
Wike don use that one do rituals

lol, and u r d baba lawo dat did it fr him abi?

coolesmile:
Seriously who is Gideon Okeke?

i think i knw Gidoen Okeke. He used to play pam pam golo wit kidz in our compound wen we were little, bt nw we dnt we dnt even knw him. Who z Gideon Okeke sef?

Mobinatric:
Guess they are more consistent to keep to their words than all our past governments....

only past? wat of d present gov?

yarimo:
Please what contribution of security THE SUN newspaper is talking about in rivers state? Guns short and bombing up and down is part of achievement to THE SUN newspaper in rivers abi?

bombing ke.. biko tell us the exact plc wia d bombings took plc in rivers state. say wat u knw or keep queit.

drizslim:
Thanks for the Info

meanwhile Is your girl friend light in complexion? Plumpy with brown eyes, average height & lives in Lagos? She just entered a black Lexus jeep at Lekki Round About . Thank me later

Amibor

hmmmmm. women and money. "he's my wealth" hope wen he goes broke you'll still stand by him.

wen i looked around,

i tink say operation crocodile smile go follow ni