what i dnt get is...how you can enjoy sex with someone tat screaming...scratching...biting...crying...

some men are just wild beasts... and should be kept in steel cages for the rest of their lives...

firstking01:
Lol, sylvester, what of suz

o'le news....

hmm...

piperson:

winnelyn aff join bahd gand
let her go

ehn ehn!... eyah! ... greetings wise one...

iykekelvins:
Bruh, u just dey whine me since.

U wey fine pass dey lowkey, NL girls never see u na why.

comot there joor

iykekelvins:
Na mamagee

chaii fine boy like you dey settle for mamagee... i wonder how many hearts you don break like tis already...

Winnelyn:


you are making me feel emotional

its ok... i feel emotional all the time too... specially when u are around

MackBrooklyn:






Guy, which Ella??

HDee:
Ella

MackBrooklyn:






Guy, which Ella??

fightt!! fight!! fight!! fight!!

iykekelvins:
LMFAO!!

you still dey laff abi?... spill!! spill!! abi i should guess for you... e go cause fight for all those chicks wey dey die for u o

Winnelyn:


u already have a crush

remember what we have is Priivate nah... come kiss me my queen of the galaxy

MzLarem:
Lol ... sure.
Here

there...there... look how bright your little-green-bald head looks
see ya around Mzlarem

Winnelyn:
iono for now

n i thought we had something special

iykekelvins:
One girl like that, very fine, very pretty, very sexy.

In short, she's no other than...

i will use electric clippers to hook ur balls if you dont say it right now...

Girl360... mzlarem

STFUareyouGod:
wow! Mrcork is not completely dumb afterall

i like the use of "completely"...here... tis is the best sentence of the year

MzLarem:
I guess i should come out clean that mine wasn't any better.

If you can try

.. "what doesnt kill you makes you stronger"


comon crack a little smile for daddy eh? pwease??

op..if say u dey here... i for give u one bottle

ObioratheBully:


I know I have, can't remember most things that happened in that movie.. Why?

the herpes jokes reminded me of a scene there... lol...

MzLarem:
...

Evening,had a fair day,yours?

been a biitch of a day... even worse... got no one to talk to tat'll undersand


wanna brighten up tat little green face of yours?

MrCork:




...my niggggga ...Tha funk is wrong wit you?...how can you beg a woman...DO YOU REALIAZE THAT FEMALES ARE MORE ATRACTED TO GUYS WHO TREAT THEM LIKE $HIT??....THE NUMBER ONE RILEVIS THAT YOU MUST NEVER EVER LET A FEMALE NO YOUR CRAZY ABOUT HER ...OR ELSE...SHE EILL FUKK YOUR LIFE UP!!!

yes ...you are right sensei ...

ObioratheBully:
She has herpes bro

shiit... lmao looooool OMG@!!! kuku kill me ... seen scarymovie 2?

MzLarem:

metaphorically speaking of course... Good evening mzlarem... hows been your day?

ion know about the deal... but whatever tekno smoked before recording pana.... he should keep smoking it...

i hate it when girls pull tat shiit... but dude u dey fall hand gan... free her mehn.... if she get sister of legal age...fvck her...

mhiz:

Please add Bollywood to that your dream

lol.... one "wood" at a time M'lady..

ObioratheBully:

God knows you be bad gang personified..

lol... lemme joor

i have a dream...tat i'll be soo frigging rich... i'll buy Nollywood n burn it to the ground...

ObioratheBully:

You wan claim good boy?
You wey be devil..

says the bully who use to be "subtle" you don join bad gang ba?

jumia no dey sell weed sef...why?

i didnt even read at all.. i can tell ya... what works for "cynthia" almost never works for "loveth" ... you become a robot if u keep fflwing rules n shiit... just be your weird crazy self...


you'll meet your weird crazy partner eventually...

no video?

Captainbells:
Not true

My boyfriend is so nice and I'd choose him again and again over all the bad boys I've come across in my lifetime

He's the nicest person after my dad.
Both men can let me "get away with murder"

ahn ahn?