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Lucky monkey. Make Calabar brothers no hold you. From that kitchen na pot straight you for enter

Na them... billionaires


I'll add the remaining characters month end .

Free that Billionaire

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Snitch... Go fix your vocabulary.. mtcheew

okoliobinna84:
If you look deep into this Akpabio eyes here, na knack knack I dey see.

Which day are you at your dumbest? Because it seems this your comment clearly shows that it's on Sundays.

RenoOkriTheGoat:
Na wa ooo! Which kain small pikin thread be this?

Omor eh 😂😂😂.. Dah Naija which way nah

Billionaires.. money na water

Billionaires.. money na water

They're crazy.. infact they're all mad. They never seize balablu cocaine.. na harmless rice them dey pursue.. the other thread directionlsess and most corrupt government organization in the world (EFCC) was up and down forming detectives arresting youths and confiscating their properties all in the name of Yahoo.. useless cursed country

Nairaland is the only forum in the world that hasn't gotten a facelift since 2005 😡😡😡

Go and see Quora, Reddit and the likes of those..
Yeye bigotry ridden shit

Balablu is a criminal

Altercation meas a heated argument already. What's heated altercation?

Starzo:
High value woman wey dey look for tfare to go date

Do you people even understand the meaning of words/phrases before using them?

But wait o,na u be dat for dp?... lemme not talk sha

Bros you wicked

Mtcheew..

LoneSoldier:
Dear Esteemed men, please share your experience of how you became a bachelor, and also share the benefits and challenges that comes with it...
I will start with mine, years ago when I was little I thought marriage was a thing of blessing and doesn't require a man to suffer, but little did I know that marriage is a bondage, so fast forward to when I was a teenager (Am a grown ass man now, that was then!) I started seeing things more clearly, let's take Nigeria for instance.... 90% of married men across Nigeria as a whole are suffering and smiling, why because marriage wasn't what they thought it was, some where even forced to marry by family members, some just wanted to try marriage out thinking is a thing of joy ride not knowing it is an everlasting torture.....

A country where everything is left for the man to do, and to worsen it more, economy is not smiling and men are dropping dead everyday due to high BP of so many budgets in a man's mind, a wife you think is a blessing is just a load of suffering, a liability that leaves the man to cater for everything, even though she also brings little by little it doesn't change the fact that she is a burden of suffering on the man's shoulders....


Well let me conclude here, there are more to write but let me conclude with the benefits and challenges I faced as a bachelor.....

BENEFITS AS A BACHELOR:

I always have time for myself, I do whatever I want whenever I want to do it.... No liability as a wife to dictate how my life should go, I eat whatever I want to eat, no kidding am a good cook... So I don't need a woman for that, when am Hørny.... I masturbate myself to stupor, I have a decent job (Remotely) so I have time for myself indoors, the only time I go out, is when I want to get food items......

CHALLENGES AS A BACHELOR:
Not so much tho, but it came to some point I got pressured by my stupid family (father and mother excluded) to get a wife, I boldly told them NO!

Planning on disowning them very soon, but that is a topic for another day...!

So esteemed men, this is my experience.... Share yours!

God bless this man. The first reasonable post on NL since January started

Billionaires

S*ex and Wahala 5&6

TheBreastSucker:
Who even gave her permission to reduce the size?
Certainly not me

Your moniker and signature says it all LoL 😂🤣

Dogalmighty17:
I do not understand what is behind all these Seun posts of recent. Has he met the typical Nigerian woman? A woman who has 2 naira more than her man and who makes that man's life hell?

Nigerian women do not know how to manage success without making their homes casualties. Yes she got more change than the man and begins lording it over him and the man reacts. Should that be termed as the man has low self esteem?

Nigerian women are a pitiful lot. Give up on them. Take the time and see how Kamala Harris eyes glows anytime she is looking at her husband. He is an officer in the US army. She is running to be US president... his future commander in chief. But she still adores him and respects him. She has no children of her own but she shows her husbands kids so much love that they call her mom and her husbands ex-wife has become Kamala's close friend. The kids see how she loves thier father even though she has a higher societal ranking than him. How many Nigerian women can love a man they are more than?

We have a generation of damaged women in Nigeria. Women who can't manage small success. That's why when they go to the West, they unleash hell on thier husbands. All over Europe and America, why is it Nigerian women always having issues with husbands?

The worst thing that can happen to a Nigerian man is if his woman has more change than him. He will suffer. When he chooses to speak out against the disrespect his woman shows him, he is termed insecure. That's rubbish!

Seun is asking women to push their men to standards even the women themselves can't meet. His posts are becoming a poison. Adopt what he is saying at your peril.

You've said it all..

Tulumbu is a monster

Congratulations on signing your life away because of a hole..

RIP.. SO SAD. BAD NEWS IN NIGERIA EVERYDAY.. PRAY FOR FAMILY AND LOVED ONES EVERYDAY. NIGERIA HAS GONE OUT OF HAND

airsaylongcome:
How is this Cobra now? Basic Cipher for encrypting messages is what you can't get your head around?

OP,
You just dump the assignment make people do am for you? You should say what you have done, the output of that and the challenge you are facing. You can't just bring classwork here and expect everyone to jump on it for you. Besides isn't this violating your school's Honor Code?

I've written the code but my problem is with the encryption and decryption equation.. I just don't know where they fit into in the program..
And another thing.. Instead of encrypting in letters mine is encrypting in numbers.. I don't know if its because of the dictionary I created... I can post the code if you want to see it

Hello Nairalanders, Please i am an Engineering student
(Elect/Elect) and i've been at this for the past four hours with little or no clue on how to do it... please I will be very greatful with a little help on this Python ASSIGNMENT
It's supposed to be submitted before this weekend. Thanks

habsydiamond:
If u are not destined to be rich no matter how many ritual u do, it still won't come.. Na still poverty or jail go end am. I rise

Oga.. How will you know you're destined to be rich..??

PhenomenalAustin:
Ah ! Another shitty book just like the one I read about one Columbian woman who went to hell and saw Michael Jackson, Pope Benedict, Ben 10 and Pokémon


LOL



Fvck this!

.. Seriously..?? Ben 10..??

Desmond Elliot..

ignis:
flee every immorality

flee every urgent 2K

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