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Putindbutt:
Nigerian auto dealer Ikechukwu Ogbonna better known as IVD has taken his fiancee, Blessing CEO to meet former NURTW chairman, MC Oluomo.


Blessing revealed the news on her Instagram page as she shared a clip of herself, IVD and MC Oluomo at his office in Abuja. The relationship therapist revealed that MC Oluomo is IVD’s godfather.

She described MC Oluomo as the number one, prestigious stretch man that understands grassroot. She stated that he is very calm, humble and doesn’t look for trouble. Blessing appreciated him for the warm reception.

“Landed Abuja boo boo took me on a courtesy visit to his God father.
KING MC OLUOMO. @kingmcoluomo
The no 1, prestigious street Man way understand grassroots. Very calm and humble, him no dey find trouble but if you try am you go collect.
Thank you sir for the warm reception”.

Why all of them con cover their gbola and kpekus as if it will be stolen in Oluomo's office.

Fuckyoumod:
instruct your children to bury you that way.

Of course, that is the way i should be buried. And so shall it be.

I so much love that practice in Islam. So beautiful and unique.

Oga stop to dey shalaye, you owe no one any explanation.

Adexvivacity:
He is wearing diaper.

Even the blind could see it boldly. I thought i was the only one who noticed.

Goodlady:
Them don start again o!
Start them don again o!
Again dem don start!

Where u dey buy ur cana? You need to change that plug.

Why this man con resemble this Akwa Ibom governor? Abi na him younger brother? Make them investigate well o.

Dzzzz:
Nice one Sir Tupac…I seee you well with my binocular..

Na because u never get money. Try get money first, then come back here and tell us the feeling afterward.🤑

PulaPower:
Person wey dey ment..

E even wan dey use some sort of authority..

California is bigger than Nigeria. He should pack them go Cali..

Nigeria has a land area of 923,768 square kilometers, while California has a land area of 423,970 square kilometers. Therefore, Nigeria is more than twice the size of California.

lovediehatelive:
So I use to pluck moringa leaf from a tree close to a house I was staying to make tea.

Things were going smoothly and I loved it because it makes me relax without getting addicted.

There are several ways I could relax, but most of them especially things to take have a very dangerous[b] side effect: ADDICTION.[/b]

this is why I opted for moringa as the tea makes me feel well and grounded and helps me concentrate.

Things changed when I moved. I couldn't get any moringa tree around to pluck the leafs, and I just tried to forget about it.


My mind was off it totally when one day I mistakenly stumbled upon a thread on nairaland talking about the benefits of moringa, something I already knew. I was mistakenly going through the comments when someone said you can easily get it online or supermarket.

Supermarket? I mistakenly thought of it and decided to give it a try. It won't be fresh, but let me try it.

I mistakenly went to the supermarket and mistakenly asked for moringa. I was shown the section for tea and beverages and I mistakenly went there to look for it.

I didn't see moringa and I mistakenly looked well until I saw a packet written moringa.


I mistakenly picked it up, and saw that it was actually green tea and moringa. Instead of me to drop it, I mistakenly took it, thinking that the moringa covers for the green tea.

I haven't taken green tea, but I've heard of it. I mistakenly didn't consider the side effects, and I mistakenly bought the green tea disguised as moringa.


This was where my woes started. I mistakenly made the green tea moringa tea, and mistakenly drank it.

The taste was somehow, but not too bad. I felt alert and sharp, my memory clear and awesome.

I could remember things very clearly and my focus was sharp.

But I didn't know that I mistakenly started something that would have effect on me.

I wasn't looking forward to slimming down, I only wanted moringa tea to help me focus.


At first I felt clarity of mind and highly alert, but that was it. Any little thing, I quickly noticed and responded. Seems like I could hear ants walking, little details and sounds were very clear to me.

This was bad for me. The noise from moving cars, loud music, generator noise and noisy people around made it counter effective.

This wasn't the kind of clarity I wanted.

Actually want I needed was focus not total clarity. For me to be kinda numb to the world around and highly focused on things around me, the particular thing I'm attending to at the moment.


But I mistakenly took green moringa tea and it made me really light. My head was lighter than our current transparent black nylon.


Any little noise triggers me. I became restless and irritable.



Night sleep? Gone

Focus? Gone

Steeze? Reduced drastically.



Instead of me to stop at first try, I mistakenly took the green moringa tea again, and again, until...


It now seems like all my flesh are gone and like they use spoon to scrape what's remaining, just like how I usually scrap off burnt rice from the bottom of delicious jollof rice back then.



What do I do? I don't want to mistakenly continue, I want my focus back.

My steeze restored.

My peaceful night sleep restored.


How do I counter this effect fast the natural way without substance that causes addiction?

The subject heading of this write up supposed to be Mistakenly. Pls learn how to use other words. That's tautology.

Kidjo Mama de Mama....their Mother. Iyalaya gbogbo won. Omoluabi ti wa.

boysco:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfSD3LsGwOc?si=_HSX2skERLmPHrfG

At the ADC coalition conference in Abuja, Senator Dino Melaye introduced H.E. Peter Obi, describing him as a leader who passionately advocates for poor Nigerians.

The event underscored growing alliances among influential political figures in the lead-up to future elections.

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Everybody jst wan book space but this Seun's 40 character of a thing won't just allow us in peace.

However, i can see that this babe has done Appendicitis surgery before. She should cover that scar.

Modified: I don't knw why some nitwits are quoting me because of a scar comment. I only said what i said because i have same surgery scar too. You all should mind your business abeg.

This one na 10yrs old or 25?





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This Northern politicians at it again. Playing kite with their people's lives. Continue o

Awon Agba baller. Messi is 38 and he should be there too nah.

See breast like wrinkle water melon 🍈. Imagine talk. Photoshop kwa

Chidi2022:
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Who goes you? Smiles

Seun this is not a faceless forum again o. Abeg oo

Nice gesture but una too inflate that number of beneficiaries. Haaba

India should do something about this on time as i will be on medical escort trip to Indian next month.

Omoluabi atata....gbayii, gba ope. Washere jare

This one enter. Buying and selling okrika. As in...

It is more than a Mosque. May God bless Mecca.

ghettochild:
Omo mehn… u make laugh so tey the person wey Dey beside me Dey wonder why I Dey laugh

I dey tell u bro, heaven knows i wasn't exaggerating. I told you what happened to me life and direct.

I don't want to say this but let me say it for people to learn. I ran over this my friend who happen to be a G-guy, so he told me to escort him to an hotel till the following day, i agreed and we went.

On getting there, we were given a private suite for myself, himself and other of his two colleagues. Then, they ordered drinks and food, i was eating while they kept operating their laptops and phones and smoking weed. Just to feel among, i requested for weed, i wanted to chew it and sleep till the next day, unknown to me that it's kolos.

Immediately the guy gave me some, just little o, others were like, guy u be strong man o, u wan chop weed. I was like, it is nothing nah. Then, they continued with their business while i chew and drank Pepsi on top, then i laid down to sleep, that was around pass 9pm.

Fast forwarded to pass 10pm, i woke up and started screaming that they want to use me do ritual ba, i started seeing all of them in red clothes, however, these are all hallucinations, ntin like that, i keep seeing past events of my life happening right in my presence, few seconds i will get myself and know my environment and the people(my guys) around, another seconds, i will start seeing different things. I will try walking to the bathroom but pause on the way for minutes. Throughout this period, these guys were looking for solutions, i could heard them blaming the guy that gave me the weed why he gave me when he knew it was kolos, the guy said he thought i was used to it nah.

All this keep happening, i saw my mom streaming that i have ran mad, crying and weeping, God bare me witness. Then i started pleading to God to save me from this and i promise not to ever chew or smoke kolos again. They manage i took me to the bathroom and left me there, i started pouring myself some water and rolling on the bathroom floor. Then, they brought some groundnut for me to chew aggressively, which i did, they gave me another under wear and i managed to walk over the bed and laid down, they covered me with some clothes, i don't knw when i slept but i must confess, i woke up passed 5pm the next day.

When i woke up, i was screaming for food, they ordered 2 plates of jollof rice and turkey, i finished all within the twinkling of an eye and requested for more. Then, they jokingly passed the smoke to me again claiming this one is not kolos but loud. I said, whether na loud o, or low or kolos, subuanallah....i will never touch that evil thing. I just took my bag and left them there.

In summary, gentlemen, u see those mad men u see out there, 98% of them got mad through this, i can bet you. So stay away from this shit, most especially when you hear loud or kolos. Plsssssss.

Radarada.

Be like say na APC get this Stati-nonsense.